I ban you!

I ban you for not capitalizing the X.

I ban you because I saw you sleeping in my dream.

i ban you for having a number in your username

I ban you for having 2 extra letters, thus making your name obsolete.

i ban you bcuz i had some coke

I ban you because the penguin doesn't like you

I ban you for being in the Netherlands.

I ban you because you banned me for a bad reason.

i ban you bcuz youve got a better rank than me

I ban you for posting at exactly 4:00 GMT -5
Sorry.