I ban you!

I ban you because you have a number after your name

I ban you for hating your mom

I ban you for saying the word mom in a post

I ban you for having mom IN YOU POST.

That doesn't make sense
So you get ban

I ban you for a having a word that starts wit "m" and ends with "m" and has an "o" inbetween those two letters.

i ban you cause you don't make sense.

I ban you cause i want to.

i ban you cause you have woods in your signature.

I ban you because you have a signature