I ban you!

I ban you for eating pie on sunday! where's the food?

I ban you for not playing the new tomb raider. (if you played, then this will be a fail.)

I ban you for not having fun today.

Wrong! today is my birthday, and my party is starting in minutes! bye, suckers! (jk XD).

I ban you for destroying time and space without logical pies and irrational cupcakes.

I ban you for being in a house. My house! In my attic!

Hey where's my internet,:banned:

Wait!!! I don't have an attic oh well :banned:

I ban you for not having an attic!

(Beware. The following words are not suitable for your mentla stability. Read at your own risk!)

I ban you because i like pie. Tomatoes equal chocolate juice. For maximum protection against cavaties, you need a potato inside your brain. Lightbulbs, beware! The butter monster is coming for you! *a wild cabbage appears!* Bunnies!

I ban ya cause :confused: hmmm, cause um uh, I feel like it! :banned:

i ban you for having a .357 magnum and not a shotgun!

I ban you becase... Your banned! :banned: :banned: