I ban you!

i ban you cuz ...

I ban you for not having any more reasons to ban people.
Sorry.

I ban you cuz ur a loyal user!
Srry 4 da ban.

I ban you because you spam to much

I ban you becauz ur right(I have like 70 posts in the spam area).

I ban you because i'm sick

I ban you for surfing forums when your sick and should be resting. xD
Sorry.

I ban you because you gave me karma

(thanks for the karma)

i ban you for not thinking canadian people are evil

lol

I ban you for not putting a period at the end of your sentence. xD
Sorry.