I ban you!

i ban you cuz ...

I ban you for not having any more reasons to ban people.
Sorry.

I ban you cuz ur a loyal user!
Srry 4 da ban.

I ban you because you spam to much

I ban you becauz ur right(I have like 70 posts in the spam area).

I ban you because i'm sick

I ban you for surfing forums when your sick and should be resting. xD
Sorry.

I ban you because you gave me karma

(thanks for the karma)

i ban you for not thinking canadian people are evil

lol

I ban you for not putting a period at the end of your sentence. xD
Sorry.

I ban you for not capitalizing the X.

I ban you because I saw you sleeping in my dream.

i ban you for having a number in your username

I ban you for having 2 extra letters, thus making your name obsolete.

i ban you bcuz i had some coke

I ban you because the penguin doesn't like you

I ban you for being in the Netherlands.

I ban you because you banned me for a bad reason.

i ban you bcuz youve got a better rank than me

I ban you for posting at exactly 4:00 GMT -5
Sorry.

i ban you for having karma

I ban u cuz u solve problems.

I ban you for rolling on floor laughing your a** off.

I ban u cuz u have an epic av.

i ban you for having a flaiming dragon

I ban you for having a....I dont even know what that thing in your sig is...

i dunno too
i ban you for having a monster riding a yamma
is that spelled right?

Not even close.
Its llama.
I ban you for getting that wrong.

i ban you for bringing spelling into this game

I ban you for NOT bringing spelling in this game.

I ban your Domo-kun

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
NOT MY DOMO-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

I ban you for excessive cruelty.

I ban you for not showing the bunny if it's still alive.

(')_(')
(=^.^)
(_(")")
He's alive.

I ban you for 1234567890.

i ban you for having a long number on your last post

i ban you for banning shadow

I ban your Beretta 50 cal. sniper rifle in your sig.

I ban you for being the master of trex.

i ban you for making cool sig.

i ban you for having a weird dudes face in your sig.