Three Word Story

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces.

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could they drink soda.

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could they drink soda. so instead they

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could they drink soda. so instead they played World of Warcraft.

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could they drink soda. so instead they played World of Warcraft.
..Then, a nuke

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could they drink soda. so instead they played World of Warcraft.
..Then, a nuke blew up the

..Once upon a time in a far-off galaxy, there was a man, one who wanted to eat exotic stuff, but soon he developed a strange sickness, called the weasles, and he wasted 9999999999999999 dollars on finding a cure. He was not cured.So he started a quest to find the lost city of Nursela,that was run completely by n00bs that were complaining about this sickness.So they started crying out and wasting money on useless crap that helped them score with women and having love -ing relationships with their pets.One day, they were freaking broke because they had spent too much money and bought un-refundable crap that was causing very high levels of absolutely nothing. Then, they wanted to count to 2400 but somebody said NO!
..We decided that it was time to quit counting, therefore we still counted but we got bored of counting so we tried something. we tried to start counting again. we counted to count the counting of counting counts of countingness and countish counting in accounting and stuff and stopped altogether. Then, we really stopped counting and had Pepsi. But Dr. Pepper had a different idea and thought about making a thread to talk about roflmao987's awesomeness. But, it was locked due to too much spamming. Then MattHacker banned himself because he started being a big,smelly ogre. I mean troll.Soon,Matthacker was counting with another pointless amount of countish counting and drinking diet Dr.Pepper.After ninety years, their teeth turned into a rotted stumps of what other than soft,mushy marshmallow pieces. No longer could they drink soda. so instead they played World of Warcraft.
..Then, a nuke blew up the Administrators! So roflmao987