The game is pretty much yo mamma jokes so i''ll go first
tim: Yo Mamma so fat that when the moon broke down they replaced it with here
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The game is pretty much yo mamma jokes so i''ll go first
tim: Yo Mamma so fat that when the moon broke down they replaced it with here
lol I thought this curse was only used in United Kingdom >.<
:lol: yeaQuote:
Originally Posted by axzus
Yo mamma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car. 8O
tim:and also vgking your mamma is so dumb that if she would get shot she said what is that thing? now i have pain how is that possible!(that thing was a rocket launher that shoot rokets with 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1 miles a yearQuote:
Originally Posted by vgking7
tim: Yo Mamma So stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
you are saying it with my account to yourself hahahaha
no by tim: that means that I am saying it to you if you don't get it your a mamma boy
magnite7: Your mama so awsome she awsome
yo mama so dumb that she gave me this "yo mama joke."
To Flynox: Yo mama so ugly, when she walked out side everyone on Earth died and looked like your avatar!
Magnite7: Yo Mama So Fat Her Pant Size Is Um Uh B****Lose SomeWait!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
You mamma so fat she is what she eats super sized
to tim: Yo mamma so poor that when she stepped on the front yard she stepped on the bark yard also
To no one I just feel want to say this:
Yo Mama is so fat that she needs air conditioner
What! that makes no sense axzus.
Yo mama so strait she likes guys!
She is so fat, that means its always really hot for her, thats why she needs air conditionerQuote:
Originally Posted by Magnite7
New one
Yo mama is so desperate that she have sex with a dog...
Im not even going to say anything
Yo Mama So Fat She Went To The Resturant Looked At The Menu Handed It To The Waiter And Said "OK"
:rotfl: :rotfl:
yo mama is so stupid that when she said that she smokes she also said i do not smoke
Umm :glare: that wasnt 2 goodQuote:
Originally Posted by tim
Yo Mama So Ugly She Looked Out The Windown And Got Arrested For Mooninh
Yo Mama So Poor I Saw Her Kicking a Can down the street i asked her what she was doing she said "moving"
Lol nice oneQuote:
Originally Posted by killer1478
to tim: yo mamma so poor that when she stepped on a bug she said tim we got dinner
vgking7: yo mama is so fat, she can fall from 4 sides of a bed at once :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by vgking7
yo mama is is sooooooooo poor when she said i have good dinner tonight she only had nothing she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor also when she had 1 little :blackeye: she said ahahahhahahahaahhahahhahahahahahaha i have a black eye and i cant go to the hostipal becos im pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooor
those failed sorry tim.
Tim: Yo Mama So Fat I Got Take A Train And 2 Buses Just To Get On Her Other Side
SOLVAKIN: Yo Mama So Fat When She Puts On A Red Dress And Goes Outside All The Kids Like "HEY KOOLAID"
to tim: those made no sense
to tim: yo mamma so stupid then when she parachuted out of an airplane she forgot the parachuted and when she landed she said did I fell out of my bike
to tim: yo mamma so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie!
to tim: yo mamma so fat that when she farts China knows who really is making the pollution
to tim: yo mamma so fat that she couldn't come out of her mamma's v******
tim : Yo Mama So Fat She Puts A Rain Coat On N Goes Out And The Kids Are Like "Did The School Bus Get Bigger"?
to tim: yo mamma so fat Russia is jealous that she is bigger
Tim : Yo Mama So Fat Her A*S has its own goverment
yo mamma so fat that her pupil in here eye is the center of the universe
yo mama so fat shes got her own gravity
sorry killer that other one was for tim sorry
i know their al for tim lol
Tim : Yo Mama So Fat When she Gets In The Tub She Fills It Before Turning The Water On
nice killer
to tim: yo mamma so fat that when she was facing a Jaws she ate Jaws in one bite
Yo Mama So Old Tim That When She Was Born Dinosaurs Where Still Alive
to tim: yo mamma so old that when she was born I don't think the universe was made
yo mama so poor, when you will ask her, where does she live, she will said: " Like when..." (i dont know, if its writed well, so forgive any gramatic mistakes :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by killer1478
LOL Killer you said it wrong thats not how it goes... This is how it goes...Quote:
Originally Posted by killer1478
Yo mama so Fat, I have to take a Train, an Airplane, and 2 buses just to get her good side!
to tim: yo mamma so fat that when they fired a nuke at here all she got was a first degree burn
i think this is getting offensive vgking you will not be mod on my site anymore