Left 2 Die

Sadly yes, sorry to ditch you guys.

I pick up Ace's corpse and throw it inside, hoping to attract the remaining SI.

You didnt ditch them.
You got killed by a boomer.
And shot by sharp.
And teabag'd by pink.

Also, if you're not playing, stop posting.

No, the corpse will not attract SI.
Thers 1 smoker, 1 charger and 1 hunter left.

I look for the hunter while standing outside.

You see nothing.
Its inside one of the isles.

I blind fire inside.

You hit nothing.

I wait for the other survivors.
I find it ironic that the person who quit is the same person who's telling us to get 'back on topic'.

If these shelves are movable, we can all team up and push them down. Making a domino effect and crushing the zombies inside the isles

The smoker and hunter and the last charger might take down all three of us.

It's your call really.
The shelves can be knocked down, but they require alot of force.

*insert annoying COD scream here*
GEEEEEEEEERNAAAAAAADE!
jk.

I fire into the air, hoping to attract the SI.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS S

I Charge at the shelves to push them down.

GUYS HELP MEH

20% of the force needed has been dealt with the charge.

Does that mean I need 4 more charges? Or my strength only does 20 percent, meaning i need more people.

Is there a charger? We could use him to knock down the shelves.

Assuming 1 person = 20%...WE CAN'T PUSH IT DOWN!!!
I help Sina push.

The charger would rather charge you then help you push down the shelf.

Sharp charges and deals another 20% plus a 10% because the shelf is already tipped and weakend.
Sharp and Sina keep pushing and add another 10%.

The smoker moves to the east side of the store.

Hes probably going to the smoking section of the store.

Anyways, FLOR GLORY, I charge again.

So thats...
erm...*counts on fingers*...
SIXTY PERCENTAGE!!!!
mommy mommy i can count!

Okay fo reals.
I halp Sina puuuuuuush.
While keeping an eye out for the charger.
We can like,
bull fight the charger.
Once it starts charging, it can't change direction.

If you charge again, you lose 10% of the force because you are no longer pushing.
Sharp keeps pushing, negating the 10% Sina's penalty.
Sina is ready to charge again.

To bullfight a charger, you need to dress up in a silly matador costume, get from 700 to 800 sweaty spaniards, and yell OLE! everytime you dodge the charger.

Or use Boomer Vile.

Bile?
Yeah, that could work, since it would spawn a horde of normals that attack the charger, but the you would have to kill the normals.

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Originally Posted by ShadowHaunter

Bile?
Yeah, that could work, since it would spawn a horde of normals that attack the charger, but the you would have to kill the normals.

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Sorry I don't play L4D that much.

Wait so what happened to the shelves?

Needs one last push.

*Pushes*

It crushes the hunter, and hurts the charger, which managed to escape to the left.

Since the charger is now damage and moved out of the way.

I pull out my assault rifle and start firing at him, while he isn't looking.

He manages to punch you before he dies.

D:

I rub the spot he punches me and then turn towards the last special zombie in the room.

I run up towards it firing at it.

The smoker snares you and starts dragging you towards him.

I call for help*

I help Sina.

by firing at the smoker*

Killing it.
Sina is free.

YES
WE HAVE CONQUERED


finallyyyy, i look for the tools we need to bust open that door. Once finding it I pick it up SO NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE IT

And if it's a bomb???
:o

You find an electric saw that uses D batteries.
OOOOOHHHHH D BATTERIES!

I wonder,
what's a D battery?