dragon wars

You're in a town, and there is a Melee shop just down the street if you want to go there. There is also a Butcher's shop, Ranged shop, and a Potion shop (which doubles as a magic store) But those are a bit farther away.

How long to make the journey?
I bet those two slackers are still sleeping...
But, I wonder if I'll make a good impression.

the journey to the Melee shop: a few minutes. It won't have any effect to anything around you
the journey to everywhere else: about 10-15 minutes. Some creatures might see you, or some medieval gang member might attempt to attack you

Alright, thanks voice who talks in my head.
You're gonna prove useful.
Now time to go to the Melee shop.

lulz, your welcome, puny warrior.
You are now at the Melee weapon shop. Weapons available:
Katana: your basic ninja sword. Fast, but weak. 50 gold pieces (from now on known as gp)
Dual short swords: two slow, medium powered weapons 200 gp
Extra-long long sword: a very long long sword. slow, but powerful. 200 gp
Lightning Katana: your basic ninja sword, now with LIGHTNING! 600 gp
Your current gp: 200

Hmm, when I buy 2 Katanas will they be DUAL???
:D

No, srry. It has to say "dual" in the weapon name or it has to say "dual-wieldable" in the weapon description

Alright then.
I will buy Dual Medium Blades.
Anyways, do you know where you get quests here?

That would be at the town square. there is a billboard with quests. time to get to the town square: about 10 minutes. and the shopkeeper tells you that there is an evil fairy (lulz) at the town square, and that the king has a 50 gp bounty on its head (your first quest!)
Also: SPAD3R's current gold: 0 gp

Well, I'm going to become a bounty hunter now....
Awesome, how my life changes so fast.
I go and confront the fairy.
Man, you are one ugly fairy!
Who were your parents a demorphed fairy and it's pet?
Come on, bring it!
I pull my blades out, and lunge.