How i hate my fathers house

well, my mum and dad are split, my dad has a fatty wife, and 3 kids. one down syndrome, one little girl, and one midget who is also fat. i hate it when i head over to my dads house, and his "eco friendly and perfectly fit" family are sitting on a frikin couch eating more **** that they can buy. and guess what their watching? cartoons. and the result? couple of tonne of food + stupid gullible kids + crumby cartoons of people doing stupidly impossible things = stupid gullible fat kids who think they can have and do anything they want.

i love having nerf fights, and so does my dad. thankfuly, hes not fat, and rather quite fit. both me and him love talking about war, so we try to make nerf games ruleless. and what to the stupid-gullible-fat-kids-who-think-they-can-do-and-have-anything-they-want do? because they think they are super and can do anything, they think me and my dad should stand still and let them win. no can do, my fat friends. the second oldest one, the most gullible one, cries when he loses and sits in a corner and shoots a wall. the youngest one (7) starts crying when we shoot her and goes to her room saying she will never play again. my sister (the others are step brothers and sister) actually has a clue about war and understands that its unfair. so she hides is her room and watches TV. down to me, my dad, his fat wife, and the downsyndrome fat kid. dads fat wife (who i hate) is a religious tart, and freaks out when you point a nerf at her. dam, now its just down to my dad and me. the downsyndrome kid follows his fat mum. so me and my dad have a fun game, and probably go out to have a game of badminton after that. the end.

so, we have had a game of badminton and had a fun nerf fight, now its to the technical section. me and my dad love to take apart nerf guns, and mod them. so, we sit down. incoming baby sister, and dad has to get more food for her. sit back down again. my stupid midget fat step brother thinks hes actually good at computer games, so he comes running in and shows my dad, MY DAD, that he did the first level of fear 1. FEAR 1. that game is centuries old. so another 15 minutes go by. we sit down again. oh no, its his fatty wife. shes tired, and wants to have a sleep. my dad joins her. i can hear them. i have nothing to do. i dont like TV, the computer is taken by the stupid fat midget, and the craft area is covered in a mess by the little sister. so i read. dad comes out. damn, its dinner time. at 3!? i have to move my dismantled gun now. so we sit down to dinner. whats dinner? chips. me being knowledgeable of health, i chop up some veges. and guess what, the fat midget pays me out. i shoot him, and then i get in deep trouble by the fatty wife. my sister (yes, we have blood connection) hasn't come out of her room yet. so i sit down and read. incoming fatty wife!!! she tells me i will make a mess, so i have to watch TV. i try as hard as i can to not watch it, eating as fast as i can. afternoon wasted.

well, its about 4 now. everyone is watching TV, and i am reading. oh, and i cant get on the computer because i "have spent my 1 hour while my dad was sleeping", says the fat midget who i punched and made cry. my dad then goes into his room and plays his computer. i still read. finally, my sister comes out of her room!!! yes, she watches TV all day, but she somehow stays in shape. we have a game of badminton. then out comes the fatty family. as i have previously played both tennis and badminton for sport, i have a skill level equal to my dads. i can only play with him. though my sister s fine with losing. me vs my dad and my sister. taking up half the area though is the fatty wife and fatty kids. they take up to much, and i am forced to the corner. we decide to have a team game. i accidental hit the shuttle at the baby sister, who cries. i am sent inside. back to reading. at about 6, the fatty family comes in. yes, they play badminton, but their style is ****. they stand on the same spot, and get puffed by hitting the shuttle. all puffed, they come in and watch more TV. i finally get my dads permission to watch him game. i have always been the heaviest gamer in the family, so i give him tips. now he has to put the kids to bed. and hour later, at about 7:30, we finally get to game again. then its my dads turn to have second dinner. toll so far: my dads - 5 meals. baby sister - 6 meals. sister - ???. fatty brother - 6 meals. downs - 5 meals. me - 3 meals.

its 9 now. bed time. my dad is a nice person. he lets me stay up reading. h goes to bed, and so does his wife. i read, but i am not sleeping alone. on the opposite side of the room is my down syndrome step brother. he snores and sleep talks. i give up. good night i say.

i swear i will never return to my dads house again. a few things i forgot to mention:
everyone can use my nerf gun. i can only use my nerf gun. we have a total of 10 nerf guns. my dad has 3. fat midget has 3. i have one. sister has 2. my baby sister has 1. total number of people in the house: 7. dad, fat wife, fat midget, downs, baby sister, sister. and me.

i had 2 other nerf guns. both broke. i hooked one up to a car battery, made it roar. currently fixing it. my dad wrongly dismantled the other. i told him not to.

when my dad goes to sleep, they do something. yes, you know what i am talking about. i can hear them from my room.

my dad used to be cool. he used to let me stay up until 11.

we have an archery range set up. but we never use it.

i am the only person there who is atheist. they all are christian. its horrible.

thanks for reading my story. feel free to flame me because im racist and rude. but i had to get it out. thanks!!!

wow that really sucks and the three fatty kids are kinda like my brothers and sisters always annoying but man thats unfair

Ouch, man.

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when my dad goes to sleep, they do something. yes, you know what i am talking about. i can hear them from my room.

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Gross, man.

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its dinner time. at 3!?

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Just different.

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toll so far: my dads - 5 meals. baby sister - 6 meals. sister - ???. fatty brother - 6 meals. downs - 5 meals. me - 3 meals.

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That's just fine. Little kids need nutrition.

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says the fat midget who i punched and made cry

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Lots of laughs.

dude, you should see what they eat. believe me, its not nutrition. chocolate, chips, cookies. not good for your health.

wow maybe listing to this song will make you feel better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zfKPlvnwak it cusses!!

Thats the problem about little kids.
They are spoiled cheating brats usually and you HAVE to let them win.
Sometimes you gotta just let them win or they will torment you forever.

i refuse to give in. they play unfair, and its their fault!!!

Flat out tell them then.
If they dont want to play, play with people who want a fair game.

For computers?
You should tell the midget to get off his lazy *** and go work out a little.

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Originally Posted by genitilius

i am the only person there who is atheist. they all are christian. its horrible.

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The story was really good until I got to this part.

How dare you! :glare:

Ok I'm not inspired right now so let's talk about Nerf. I have 18 dartguns, three of which do not work correctly, 2 ball guns, a sword, and a mace.

Could you be specific on which dartguns you guys own?

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Originally Posted by AuburnAttack21

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Originally Posted by genitilius

i am the only person there who is atheist. they all are christian. its horrible.

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The story was really good until I got to this part.

How dare you! :glare:

Ok I'm not inspired right now so let's talk about Nerf. I have 18 dartguns, three of which do not work correctly, 2 ball guns, a sword, and a mace.

Could you be specific on which dartguns you guys own?

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****, sorry if that was offensive in any way. i meant it that i have to follow their ways, and because of their anti negative behaviors i cannot swear or be joke around. i am so sorry. its like a guy living amongst girls. it just doesnt support the natural acts of different religions.

well, i have 5 mavericks (my fave), 1 firefly, 1 vulcan, 1 tommy 20, 1 of those lever action rifles, and 1 little 6 thingy. sorry i dont know the names, havent been over there in a while.