Chuck norris.

Epic guy.

You know they say fate is decided by what you do...welll they are wrong, fate is decided by Chuck Norris.
got any more :D

Why do you feel the need to post your every thought in spam?

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Originally Posted by SandSpur

Why do you feel the need to post your every thought in spam?

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cuz i get in trouble a lot in other places

Nah, this can stay here.

Did you know that he's a World Series of Poker Champion? He won the 1984 tournament with a Joker, a 6 of spades, a 4 of clubs, a Get Out of Jail Free Card, and a Green #4 card from Uno.

did you know that he was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands?

Did you know NinJ4Fi3D is spamming the crap out of the spam section?

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chuck+norris You can't google Chuck Norris ;)

the cure for cancer is chuck norris' tears....too bad chuck norris doesnt cry
chuck norris needs a stunt double for his crying scenes
when chuck norris moved on to elm street freddy kreuger moved out
the real reason Hitler commited suicide was because he found out chuck norris was a jew :P

Chuck Norris didn't die in the fight scene with Bruce Lee, He faked his death. Why do you think Bruce Lee is dead?

Bruce Lee started the army


Chuck Norris made the marines! OO RAH