HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

Yes! Dan is back with a new game called "Heaven Quest"! Here, we escape from heaven, (although I don't know why someone would want to escape from heaven) and go back to the real world! (For some reason)
The rules apply to the rules in Hell quest. I've added a new rule. If I say you can join at any point of the game, you have to make a story up at the point where we left off such as "A prisoner walks past you, but the group recognises him/her"

Okay so the people who want to play will be based on the people in HQ.

First let's add the people that requested to join.

Matheus
Spiderkid
xxSharpfirexx
Weatherdog

Now, players.

PLAYERS
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Me
Auburnattack
Shadowhaunter
Lifeup
Noah
Dino
Matheus
Spiderkid
xxSharpfirexx
Weatherdog

If I missed anyone out, I'm terribly sorry.

I'll start the game now.

Dan: Hmm... I'm getting really bored.

Auburn: Why?

Dan: I dunno, I just am.

Shadow: Get over it, you'll be fine.

Lifeup: Just enjoy it here.

Dino: I'm also getting bored.

Noah: I'm thinking you guys are missing the real world.

Dan: Yeah, kinda.

Shadow: OMG. This might turn out to be the time we were stuck in Hell!

Auburnattack: Whadya say guys? For old times sake?

Dan and Dino: Yeah lets do it!

Dan: So... how do we get out???

Noah: I don't know.

Weatherdog: Aren't there gates to heaven just like gates to Hell?

Auburnattack: Who said that?????!!!!!!!

Weatherdog: Um... i said it?

Auburnattack:*turns around* How did you get here?

Weatherdog: Um.... well... why don't we skip that and go find the gates to Heaven.

Shadow: So- what now?

Dino: Hey guys, what do you think will happen if we die here?

Lifeup: We go back to hell. I think

Noah: I think we still survive and stay in Heaven.

Dan: Me too.

Auburn: Okay can we go now?

{Shadow spots a small red sphere}

Shadow: Hey, whats this?

Dino: It looks like a ball.

{Shadow picks it up}

Red Sphere: (In robotic voice) He-Llo, I-am Sphere 2021. Which Des-Tin-Ation would you like to go to?

Noah: Hm.. It has 2 destinations listed on it: Hell, Normal World, and it also has a small note written on the back.

Dino: It seems to say "Only works in Hell and Heaven"

Dan: Yes! It has a button that is below the "Normal World" destination!

Noah: Okay, I'll press it.

Shadow: Guys, I don't think this is a good---

{They get teleported}

Micheal: Hey! Where did they go?

John: I don't know, but it looks like they used the sphere!

Micheal: But it was malfunctioning!

John: Uh-oh... You don't think...?

{The gang arrives at a unusual place}

Dino: Ahah! We've made it back... home?

Shadow: I knew it! We shouldn't have used that red sphere.

Auburn: Hey, theres a sign!

Dan: What does it say?

Auburn: I'll read it out loud.

Dear people. Welcome to the void! I'm sure you might have fun here. Or you may not. If you don't like it here our boss, "Machina" will be sure to take care of you. Happy Travelling!

Noah: Uh-oh... Here we go again!

Dan: Umm... Considering we defeated Fac in hell, i wonder WHO is the one we need to kill here at heaven.

Lifeup: I think it starts with... Machina

Dino: Yeah, but you know, wouldn't both him and God be invincible?

Matheus: Yeah, since God made universe and all of it's things.

Aub: If the guards on hell were demons... T-the guards here wi-will be a-angels :cray:

Lifeup: Oh nice, his obsession with angels may harden even more our quest...

Matheus: Yep.

Aub: What if there are angels on a choir?.

Weatherdog: We wouldn't have time to look at them.

Matheus: The urge of waiting for being on heaven plus the boredom of waiting for being on heaven is taking me down, how i miss an MP4 on those times...

Weatherdog: This does not come to the case, so let's wait.

Lifeup: I am getting hungry.

Matheus: ORLY? When we enter heaven we won't need food.

Lifeup: I hope we get on heaven soon then.

Matheus: Do you think there are guitars on heaven?

Aub: No, guitars aren't a angelical istrument.

Matheus: Awesomely bad.

To be continued.

Dan: Hey Shadow.

Shadow: What?

Dan: You were the one who found that thing in the first place!!!!!

Shadow: Well, I-I

Auburn: Shut up, we need to figure out where we are. *whispers under breath* I just hope we're not back in Hell.

Noah: Okay we should get going, I don't want to be stuck in here forever...

Dino: I agree.

Dan: Okay, lets get going!

{The team stumbles upon three lots figures}

Auburn: Hey isn't that who I think it is?

Shadow: They seem familiar.

Noah: They look like Sharpfire and Spiderkid.

Dan: Maybe it's because they are!

Sharpfire: Hey Auburn!

Auburn: Hey! I knew you guys looked familiar, how did you end up here?

Spiderkid: Well, I found an B-Bottle, which teleported us to the void...

Dino: Well, maybe we can Venture together.

Shadow: Good idea, lets get going.

TO BE CONTINUED
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Matheus: Hey, I wonder wich would be our powers if we get powers.

Spiderkid: Yeah, i would get angry if i turned into a spider.

Matheus: Megaman X powers would be nice... Also if i could materialize a guitar...

Sharpfire: I would shoot sharp fires i think :lol2:

Aub: You would be somewhat stealing lifeup's powers, he shoot fireballs.

Sharpfire: I was joking ¬¬

Matheus: Void is sooooo boring and empty.

Shadow: If we were in space it would be empty and we would chill out.

Matheus: Nice joke shadow.

Shadow: Thanks.

Aub: I still sad because we will need to kill angels.

Matheus: Hey, what is that thing over there?

To be continued.

Dan: Looks like a small hut.

Noah: Do we dare to look inside it?

Weatherdog: I don't care.

Matheus: I vote yes.

ShadowHaunter: It looks safe...

Auburn: I also vote yes. I'm really curious.

Sharpfire: Me and spider also vote yes.

Dino: I vote no.

Dan: Why?

Dino: Because, it looks suspicious to me.

Noah: Well, I'm pretty sure it's not...

Matheus: Okay, lets get going!

{The team go inside the hut and get surprised}

Shadow: Doesn't that box look familiar?

Dan: Yeah... Much like that powers box...

Auburnattack: Lets open it and find out!

{Box starts speaking}

Box: I am the Powers Box! I will grant each other the power of the life time. Starting with Dan.

(Dan gets Nimble Feet and Great Cosmic Strike)

Dan: Wahoo! This is great!

(Auburn gets Sharp Angel Wings and Halo Toss)

Auburn: Ahah! These will be useful!

(Shadow gets Shadow Strike and Shadow Aura Ball)

Shadow: Hmph. These may come in handy

(Dino gets Dinosaur Stomp and Tail Swipe)

Dino: Just like a real dinosaur!

(Noah gets Brain Whirl and Pen rush)

Noah: Interesting...

(Matheus gets Megaman X Powers... but only a few and no materialize guitar... Sorry!)

Matheus: Aw man... Ah well, I'm glad I actually got Megaman powers...

(Sharpfire gets Propeller Tails and Striking Fists)

Sharpfire: Awesome!

(Weatherdog gets Blizzard and Revive and Heal)

Weatherdog: Cool. Perfectly Cool.

(Lastly, Spiderkid gets Sharp Web Strike, and Web swing.)

Spiderkid: Good thing I didn't turn into a spider...

Everyone: AWESOME! WE GOT POWAHS!

TO BE CONTINUED
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Auburn: wait are those, ANGELS!:O

Auburn: Oh yeah, they're Black Angels. I totally remember!

Weatherdog: FREEZE!!!!!! *freezes angels with powers*

Auburn: *Sees one shoot a fire ball at him* DENIED! *Flies over and slashes at the ice with his halo, and cuts the one's head off*

Shadow: *uses powers and kills frozen angels* Suck on that!

Auburn: Is that what we're going to be doing all the way through here?

Shadow: well they could be trying to kill us.

Auburn: Yes! But could have not! Have you thought about that possibility???? :evil:

Shadow & Weatherdog: :doh: :doh:

We aren't in heaven yet, weatherdog.

Matheus: Maaaan, i want to check out those powers, i wonder if there's Green Spinner here, i will nuke everyone, YEAH!

Spiderkid: If i got power to turn into a spider i would bite myself.

Weatherdog: I wonder when i will get the summon dog powers.

Matheus: And i wonder if i will get the guitar materializing and all Metallica covers :\

Aub: I think these powers are awesome.

Dino: I will tail slap those angels :twisted:

Dan: Cosmic strike sounds great.

Aub: Hey, a portal.

Dino: I don't know... A portal so unprotected? I don't think so.

Dan: Hey dino, stop being so pessimi-

Matheus: LOOK OUT, GUARDS!

Portal guard 1: Groorg harmll shamalamala kaloogah (Translated: Friends, don't let them pass)

Portal guards 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9: GHLARHGLOOMHALL GROONOMHAHR (Translated: ATTACK POSITION)

Lifeup: My powerz are back. FLAME ON! *starts burning* AHHH JEZUZ. THE VOID! ITS DIFFERENT FOR OUR POWERS. Bleugh. *dies*

Shadow: Damn...

Aub: Oh jesus. Be careful. Lifeup dying proves us something. Our powers dont work the same.

Weatherdog: Well, this is awkward.

Matheus: I saw we pay our respects and leave. Fight for Lifeup. In his honour.

Dan: seems a good idea. Lifeup would have wanted us to do that.. i think.

Sharpfire: Well. Who will speak for us?

Weatherdog: I'll save Lifeup! *uses powers to revive Lifeup*

Lifeup: Whew, thanks man!

Auburn: Hey guys, there are still 9 guards there that wanna kill us!!!

Everyone: POWERZ GO!!!!

Everyone: ACTION TIME!

Matheus uses green spinner and nuke a guard.

Dan uses cosmic strike and kills other one.

I'm slothy so everyone uses their powers and kill all guards.

Dino: I'm dan: Dino, stop being so pessimist! :lol2:

Dan: Hmmpf.

Matheus: Stop fighting there and let's enter this portal.

Next chapter:

The portal to heaven? Aub will finally hug an angel?
See the next chapter and find out.
To be continued

*Group tries to enter but Dino spots something*

Dino: It leads to that platform over there, which doesn't do anything.

Weatherdog: Oh. How disappointing. :glare:

Shadow: Alright, so how do we get out of the Void?

Aub: Well the Void is on a singular pathway. We get out of here by going up.

Noah: And we are where on the path?

Aub: I could not say. But I've been here before.

Dan: How so? And I thought you were in a T-shirt when I last saw you. How come you were in a Blue and gray outfit?

Aub: Well the truth is that I'm God of the Imaginary World.

Dino, Dan, Noah, Sharpfire: WHA?!

Sharpfire: Why did you never tell us this?

Dino: Especially when we were in Hell?!

Aub: Well sorry, I can't really express my powers without my Ultima Sword by my side.

Matheus: So Aub, did you say the guards are angels?

Aub: Yes, however, their wings and outfits are completely black. I've fought these guys before. I was freaking out before before I knew where we were.

Spiderkid: Are we sort of safe here with 10 people?

LifeUp: I would assume. Oh, and if we die where do we respawn?

Aub: Well, since we're living in Heaven, I guess you'll appear there. The goal is to get out with at least one team member.

Spiderkid: So...

LifeUp: It'll get harder as we go on?

Shadow: Not if we conserve our energy and stick together.

Aub: Hmm, give me a minute. *Pulls off both wings, and puts them together, holding them up. They spew out a burst of light and reappear as a medium-length blue-handled sword. Yep, I knew it. *Rubs the sword* I've missed you. *Changes to his regular outfit*

Dino: Sorry, but how the frick do you do that?

Dan: Same.

Haven't we escaped void by the portal? ¬¬

not yet...

I'm explaining that in my last post.

You guys, by the way, are posting way too fast.

Matheus: Hey, his powers didn't include ultima sword summon. IT'S UNFAIR! I WUNT GUITAR SUMMON :evil:

Dan: I also wonder why he can summon ultima sword if his powers didn't include it.

Matheus: I hate that box, (bunch of swears here).

Aub: Hey man, chill out.

Matheus: Ok, but i still think it's unfair.

Spiderkid: Okay, i want to get out of this void.

To be continued.

hey, im just trying to keep up with those guys! they post like every 4 seconds

We will try to post slower then ¬¬

Me too. It's because I have too many ideas!

Weatherdog: I wanna summon dawgs!!!!! * begins to meditate inside a personal blizzard shield*
*A dog drops out of the sky*

Matheus: Come on! Summoning dogs wasn't his power, but he still gets one!!!

Auburn: Hey, it might turn out to be very useful.

Matheus: *underbreath* still not fair.

Aub: Well did you know, that I can summon my sword anywhere? It's not a power, it's a natural ability.

Vincent Cosie (Black Angel): STOP RIGHT THERE! *seven other black angels show up*

Aub: YOU!

Vin: David? Oh, this will be simple. ATTACK!

The other seven come up to attack, spewing energy, ice, and lightning blasts

Dino: Yah! *Swipes at one, and misses, that one shoots back ice at him, Dino freezes temporarily*

Dan: AHA! *Uses Great Cosmic Strike* *Six of the seven BA's are defeated*

Aub: *Slices the seventh one into incapacitation*

Vin; CRAP! *Teleports out*

Matheus: Keep going?

Shadow: Yep!

Matheus: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'M ANGRY NOW! I WANT SUMMON GUITAR!

Aub: Hey man, try singing a Metallica song.

Matheus: Ok, what about Wherever i may roam: But i'll take my time anywhere, free to speak my mind anywhere, and i'll redefine anywhere, anywhere i roam, where i lay my head is home.

Spiderkid: Oh great, singys.

*SHWOOSH!*

Matheus: OMGOMGOMGOMGAGUITAROMGOMGOMGOMG!

Aub: Hey, nice, man, play some to check your abilities!

Matheus: [youtube:20s5wqga]UWlSw5Kb0dg[/youtube:20s5wqga]

Everyone except spiderkid: WHOOHOO! NICE!

Matheus: Thanks people!

Spiderkid: Ugh.

Matheus: I know this would happen...

Weatherdog: They took my dog!!!!!!! :cray: I"LL KILL THEM!!!!!! :mad:

Auburn: Chill man

Matheus: Hey, it looks like a stairway, should we go up there?

Aub: Eeh, i think yes.

*The team goes upstairs.*

Aub: Oh my god!

Matheus: So, this is the gate of heaven?

Aub: Yeah, it is...

Matheus: Booooooring, it's closed *summons guitar*, i will play some *play some random sequence of notes*

10 minutes later

Dan: Look, the gate is opening!

*An true female angel gets out of the gate*

Angel: So, you should be the newcomers that destroyed Fac and Costra, Machina's rivals.

Aub: *Bows*

Angel: Hi.

Matheus: *whispering* so, what we do with this angel?

Dan: *whispering* nothing, let's wait.

To be continued.

Weatherdog: YOU STOLE MY DOG!! :arrgghh:

Angel: I don't understand what you are saying, I never-

Weatherdog: OH SAVE YOUR BREATH!!! *sends blizzard ball at angel*
*makes ice sword and shield and charges at angel* :arrgghh: :paladin:

Angel: *Summons chains that tie up Weatherdog*

Shadow: What the hell?

Angel: Oh, you are so right to say that!*Begins to burn and devil appears* because i'm the OVERLORD OF HELL!!!

Auburn: That's why I didn't hug her.

TO BE CONTINUED

Noah: Hmm... It seems we have stumbled upon a place called "Anti-Heaven"

Dan: Anti-Heaven? I've never heard of that before...

Shadow: Me neither...

Dino: Whatever, can we please run?

{Gang runs away}

Auburn: Was that who I think it was?

Sharpfire: It could have been Machina...

Spiderkid: What would Machina be doing here?

Dan: That's what we're going to find out...

Shadow: Now we have to start searching Anti-Heaven?

Noah: Yes.

Dino: Oh well, looks like we'll have to find out what's going on...

TO BE CONTINUED
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Aub: That can't be real, though, I've never seen any like it.

Shadow: Perhaps Machina is trying to get us to be frightened.

Noah: Well you're the mighty overlord, you do something.

Aub: Okay then...*Summons someone with a long, white robe and long cream hair*

Saint Katherine: What can I do for you, Your Lordship?

Aub: Destroy this. *Points towards Anti-Heaven*

Saint Katherine: Got it! *Begins charging two spheres in her hands, they become gigantic, and she pushes them forward in a massive beam of light. The rest of the group, bar Aub, are pushed back towards the entrance of The Void. The gate, everything behind it, and all are wiped out completely.*

*The light clears, all of the group are back at the entrance portal of The Void*

Aub: You okay?

Saint Katherine: I'm...fine...*she falls into Aub's arms and stops breathing*

Aub: Don't worry, that happens. *Lays her on the top step* *She teleports away*

Sharpfire: *In shock* But...you killed her!

Weatherdog: Yeah!

Spiderkid: Actually no, he didn't.

Dino: But how did she know it wasn't the real Heaven?

Aub: Because the real Heaven has no gate. It's infinite.

Dan: Oh! So we were never in the real Heaven?

Aub: That is correct, Dan. That Heaven was just a holding spot. Did you notice, that only one angel I knew I saw there?

LifeUp: That black-haired girl?

Aub: Yes, her name is Danielle.

Shadow: Hmm, I thought you said Danielle was blonde.

Aub: Different Danielle.

Shadow: Oh.

Weatherdog: So what now?

Sharpfire: This portal?

Dino: I assume this will take us to the real Heaven.

Spiderkid: LOOK OUT!

Machina: NO! THAT TOOK ME 5 MONTHS TO BUILD!

Aub: Oh, go suck it.

Machina: I am still in disapproval of your idiot attitude.

Aub: Same.

Machina: Anyway, I've brought some friends. *Shows about 10,000 black angels*

Aub: Run! *Goes through the portal* *The rest follow*

Machina: FOLLOW! *They do*

Now in the real Heaven

Danielle (Echon): Hey, what's the rush?

Aub: Can't speak, running.

Danielle: Oh, alright. Want me to hold them off?

Aub: Please.

Danielle: Kay. GUYS!

*11,000 white angels appear*

Danielle: Advance! *They do* David, why don't you guys stay and fight?

Dino: Oh, what the hey, let's do it.

Shadow: Yeah!

Sharpfire: I'm in.

Aub: Then let's do it!

Machina: KILL THEM!

Matheus: Hey man, what do you think about ye good ol' golden armor?
*Shwoom*
*Matheus turns into X golden armor*

Everyone except Matheus: Whoa!

Aub: What it does exactly?

Matheus: It increases my defensive and offensive ability, let me know hidden item positions, dash twice on the air and can use giga crush (let me able to shoot charged shots without charging).

Dan: Awesome, let's do it then!

Everyone: WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME 4$$ TONIGHT!

Matheus uses giga crush and kills some 1000 black angels.

Aub uses Ultima sword divine strike and kills 1000 black angels.

Dino uses T-Rex tail whip and make a home-run with 1000 black angels.

Spiderkid uses webomb and kills 1000 black angels.

Shadow uses Ultimate shadow orb and kills 1000 black angels.

And as i'm sloth as i am, the rest uses their powers and each one kills 1000 black angels.

Matheus: Yeah, looks like ya cheap copy of angels are gone, Machina.

Machina: Yes, they are, but i will not left it out by that!

TO BE CONTINUED.

Pre-note: Thanks for including me already, guys! I really hope I don't mess this one up. Feel free to change it if you need to! Also, it seems like I was the person least included D: I'm assuming Machina is as big as a...giant bull? Sorry I had to make this one short, had to leave in the middle. Enough with that, on with the story! Thanks for your patience.

*Machina charges into Sharp*

Sharp: OH- *Gets launched fifty miles*

Matheus: Hey! *Shoots a charged shot*

*Machina flicks it away and hits Matheus, breaking his armor*

Weatherdog: MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!! *Rushes*

*Machina kicks Weather away*

Sharp, Matheus & Weatherdog: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Auburn: Take this!!! *Chucks Sword*

Machina: Did you really think that would stop me???

Shadow: SUCK ON THIS U (Any swear or sting of swears will fit here) *Sends volleys of shadow balls at Machina*

Sharpfire: Well I hope they are no more creature robotic thingys
Spiderkid: Robotic thingys?
Sharpfire: YES ROBOTIC THINGYS!
Auburn: Guys shush someone is coming!!!!
Spiderkid: Says the one that yells...
Spiderkid: Alright how about we send a team of 4 to scout around and assassinate all guards?
Shadow: Thats a pretty good idea..
Spiderkid: Mathus, dan, sharp, and I will scout while noah auburn, weather, and shadow stay and uh...stay.
Weather AWWWWWW I WANTED TO COME WITH SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Spiderkid: -.-"""""" No. Your too loud plus you have brute strength. We need small, quiet people. Like me. lol

:off_topic: :off_topic: :off_topic: :off_topic: what the crap is that????? you're not continuing the story!!! we left off at the part when Shadow shot Machina. So the battle is still going!!! what is wrong with you??? i mean you spammed the last one, why go for this one??

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Originally Posted by weatherdog

:off_topic: :off_topic: :off_topic: :off_topic: what the crap is that????? you're not continuing the story!!! we left off at the part when Shadow shot Machina. So the battle is still going!!! what is wrong with you??? i mean you spammed the last one, why go for this one??

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I quit this f---ing dumb ass game because of this douche.

Your game is good and all but Matt's Left 2 Die game is the best of ALL TIME...ALLTIME!!!

*Machina uses Fire Storm*

*~3000 white angels fall*

Danielle: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

Aub: All of you this way!

Nadia (Somia): Danielle, I'm coming!

Danielle: Right on time, get out there.

Nadia: Yes ma'am!

LATER

Dino: Well, I see no more black angels.

Dan: Does that mean we've won?

Aub: For now.

Shadow: That was a lot easier than our last quest.

Noah: Most certainly.

LifeUp: Now what?

Matheus: I have a sweet idea!

Sharpfire: What's that?

Matheus: Let's battle each other!

Spiderkid: Okay, that's it. I'm leaving. You guys are all crazy.

Weatherdog; See you around.

Aub: We could do that...but why? We've had enough action the past few days.

Shadow: Yeah.

Noah: And besides a lot of us have an unfair advantage *Looks at Aub and Matheus*

Matheus: Then forget it.

Dino: For now, Matheus, for now...

*Danielle (Salapa) looks in through the window at Aub*

Pre-note: Dan3nyy6, I must applaud you on your brilliance on making this game. Ever since I came in 2008, I've always wanted something like this to happen. I don't know what to do next. Also, because of my fear that I'll screw up and get yelled at, I won't really advance the plot very far.

@weatherdog: You didn't have to be that harsh.

Weather: So what now?

Aub: Dunno

*Shadow shrugs shoulders*

Matheus: You guys sure you don't want to fight?

Dino and Noah: YES!

Dan: Sharp, what do you want to- *looks at Sharp, who's asleep*

Matheus: How does he fall asleep that fast!?

Aub: Well, Machina DID punt him some distance.

Weather: I'll miss you guys, and my dog.

*Everyone laughs except Shadow, who glares, Spider, who left, and Sharp, who's sleeping*

Thanks, Sharp!

Dino: Quick! We've got enemies coming!

Shadow: Again?! When will he ever stop?

Aub: Uh-Oh, looks like they're armed with light laser blasters!

Noah: We must act quickly! Sharpfire! Wake up! Weather! Stop crying!

Sharpfire: Wha?!

Dan: Hmm... This time they're more than 10,000.

Dino: We can see that...

Shadow: Aub! Do you have any tricks up your sleeve?

Aub: I might...

LifeUp: Well then use it! They're almost here!

Matheus: I hope I have new powers...

Dan: CHARGE!!! When you're ready of course...

Noah: Are you crazy? They're too much! We need back up! Straight away!

Sharpfire: We'll have to think of something...


TO BE CONTINUED

Aub: *Summons another person, this time with orange hair*

Shirley (Fenette): Hello, Your Lordship! What do you need?

Aub: *Whispering* You know Divine Ultima, right?

Shirley: Of course.

Aub: Well, *points out the window*

Shirley: Okay. *Charges spheres*

*The team watches out the window*

*Shirley executes the move; the black angels are seen being crushed*

Matheus: Oh dear.

Dan: So she's dieing too?

Aub: It's temporary. And besides, she's already dead.

*Aub goes down to where Shirley is, and catches her in his arms*

Shadow: Him and his freaking saints.

Aub: May I remind you that you're an Ultamian?