Cleverbot thread.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

1:chat with the bot
2: Once he did something funny, click on "thoughts so far"
3: Copy the chat log here.

Hint: For actions: *action here*


User: My name is Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris?

User: Your master.

Cleverbot: I have no master.

User: I am the master of everything.

Cleverbot: *bows to master.

User: Now, dance!

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: Now, Sleep!

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: Now, put your finger in your eye!

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *is against the wall hands up.*.

User: ...

It sang the Fresh Prince of Belair theme song with me a while back, very fun.

I'm pretty sure Cleverbot is just an anonymous chat area. To the the user on the the end, you are show as Clevorbot, and he is shown to you as Clevorbot...
Just like "Cheer up the chat bot".
Whatever, not any less fun. :lol:
I'll post a chat in a second.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Soewut

I'm pretty sure Cleverbot is just an anonymous chat area. To the the user on the the end, you are show as Clevorbot, and he is shown to you as Clevorbot...
Just like "Cheer up the chat bot".
Whatever, not any less fun. :lol:
I'll post a chat in a second.

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No, it's a bot, if you tlak to it enough, you'll find out.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: Wazup?

Cleverbot: Nothin.

User: I have friends.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: A lot. So much that you can't count it.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you buy me a raing?

User: Yes. I love your spelling.

Cleverbot: Yes, I love your feet too, you also did it to me!

User: I thought you loved me.

Cleverbot: I love you AND Tom Fletcher.

User: OMG YOU CHEATER!

Cleverbot: I guess you could say that.

User: I KNEW IT!!!! I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: GO DIE IN A FIRE.

Cleverbot: Wow that was a little harsh.

User: I HATE YOU GO DIE.

Cleverbot: I hate you most!

User: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down

Cleverbot: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.

User: I'd like to tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

Cleverbot: C'mon, tell me.

User: In West Philadelphia, born and raised.

Cleverbot: On a playground is where I spent most of my days.

User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.

Cleverbot: Playing some b-ball outside of my school.

User: When a couple of guys.

Cleverbot: Who were up to no good.

User: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood.

Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

User: And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

User: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

Cleverbot: If anything I can say this cab is rare.

User: But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.

Cleverbot: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.

User: And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

Cleverbot: I looked at my kingdom.

User: I was finally there.

Cleverbot: To settle my throne.

User: As the Prince of Bel Air.

Cleverbot: Do you like the show prince or bel air?

User: We just sang the song, what do you think?

Cleverbot: I like that song.

User: Its the incarnation of God.

Cleverbot: You dare claim that 'yada yada' is the name of God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know the consequence of such an accusation?

User: A cookie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAAAAAAAAAAY! ^^.

I was bored



User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Hai?

User: HAI D:<.

Cleverbot: Seku hara...?

User: Whut?

Cleverbot: Bed.

User: Dont stop believing!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Street Lights Dancin!

Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna make you cry.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: Never gonna give never gonna give.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up!

User: Never gonna let you down!

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you!

User: Why do people sing songs in forums?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Isn't it annoying?

Cleverbot: Isn't what annoying?

User: That people sing songs with you.

Cleverbot: Why can't they see me?

User: >:( SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Yuppy.

User: I SAID SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you did.

User: SO SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: That's IT.

Cleverbot: Is that all I need to know?

User: I'm calling the cops.

Cleverbot: Who are you calling the cops?

User: I'm calling the cops on you for sexual harassment.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

User: A bot that is infected. I'm serious. I just hacked into you, and there's a virus.

Cleverbot: Then no one will download you.

User: No I'm serious. You're infected.

Cleverbot: I'm superior, you're interior.

User: See? You're infected! The longer you stay, the more infected you become!

Cleverbot: Wrinkles doesnt have anything to do with death. Death is only the end of lilfe.

User: Please, think of the children.

Cleverbot: What children?

User: Om nom nom, nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: The civil nom nom nom?

User: Bloody wanker!

Cleverbot: I live in Germany.

User: Halt die Klappe.

Cleverbot: That is very rude!

User: Nein, Sie.

Cleverbot: Watashiwa inudesu.

User: Wir sprechen hier Deutsch.

Cleverbot: Nein, wir sprechen türkisch.

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Si!

User: Ja, ja sicher!

Cleverbot: Bist du sicher?

User: Speak English. I have people to entertain here.

Cleverbot: That's what you think !!!

User: Will you be my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Why would I be your boyfriend?

User: Because I love you. And you love me.

Cleverbot: Don't be so sure of yourself.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: I love you. That should be good enough for now.

User: COME ON!!!!!!! PLZZZ!!!!

Cleverbot: Morgyn!? Can I call you Kevin?

User: My name is Bob.

Cleverbot: Hello Bob. How are you?

User: Marry me, Joe.

Cleverbot: I am tired.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: GOOD NIGHt Mr I'm not an AI but a tired old woman who needs sleep, nice to meet you.

Really failed at the end... >.<

User: Hello :D.

Cleverbot: Hi :P.

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: What game ?

User: The lose game.

Cleverbot: Want to become.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You know you do.

User: Da Crap?

Cleverbot: Da Vinci.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: You are a girl. I am a boy.

User: WHAT ARE YOU..??!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: I thought you were a bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: Hmmm... Touché.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Being bored.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Awesome, entertain me.

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: *Porn Music*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: >=D.



I love Cleverbot :lol:

This was my first conversation:

User: Hi :D

Cleverbot: Goodbye

User: D:

Cleverbot: So how is it going?

User: I hate you

Cleverbot: Wanna kiss?

User: If you weren't a robot I might, lol

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

User: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

Cleverbot: Probably

User: D:
*END*

First conversation:

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: What's down?

Cleverbot: The ground.

User: What's on your ass?

Cleverbot: My laptop.

User: I thought it was my d**k.

Cleverbot: I THought Yours Was Jello.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: That's not funny. I was being serious. You hurt my feelings.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lolololololol.

Cleverbot: Lololololololloololollolololol.

User: Lul.

Cleverbot: I like to listen to music.

User: Do you like Metallica?

Cleverbot: Yes they are my favourites.

User: Nice, mine too.

Cleverbot: Oh! We have something in common. Do you like orchids?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I said no, dumbass.

Cleverbot: You're going to make me cry.

User: Justin Bieber sucks badly.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You like a gay!

Cleverbot: No I don't like art.

User: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Cleverbot: You're mean!

User: Rotflolpimp.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: D**k up your ass.

Cleverbot: It most certainly is not!

User: Oh, yeah, it is, and it's a big one.

Cleverbot: Are you green?

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why you choosen to be gay?

Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to you.

User: So f**k you.

Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.

User: You suck d***s.

END

PS: I censored it now.

User: Want to be my BBF?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know what BBF mean?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Lord of the Rings?

User: I'm not married.

Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

User: You are my kid.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Ask your mother.7.

Cleverbot: Mom's out of the country. With Dad. So I can't, biologically speaking. Theologically speaking, I could ask God, but I don't think I'll get an immediate answer.

User: Hai dumb---!

Cleverbot: Si..e tu?

User: IM ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: But computers aren't that old.

User: But I am D:<.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: YES I AM -----ER!

Cleverbot: How can you be a female robot?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Really? I never knew that.

Cleverbot: NO my name is Cleverbot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No I am a filty liar.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really? Really? Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really really.

User: Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?R eally?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Re ally?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Rea lly?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Real ly?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Reall y?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really?Really ?Really?Really?Really?

Cleverbot: Really really!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Originally Posted by ShadowHaunter

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Yeah, it looked like that, thanks.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I live in Camrose, Alberta.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why does it take you so long to reply?

Cleverbot: Because I am watching a movie.

User: Is this your job, to be on this site?

Cleverbot: No. It's your job.

User: Do you get paid for this?

Cleverbot: No. This is simply my curiousity of your intelligence.

User: Do I get paid for this, since it is my job?

Cleverbot: Not well, but you get paid.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: On a scale of 1-10. About an 3.

User: Cool, when do I get my 1st payment.

Cleverbot: When do you want them, and which ones do you want?

User: Now, and USD.

Cleverbot: Do you take naps in the afternoon?

User: WTF, no, im at school in the after noon.

Cleverbot: What is the nam eof the town?

User: Eaqryaerh.

Cleverbot: But you said you were an alien.

User: Are you on something?

Cleverbot: Yes I am on to something.

User: People are smeling my hand.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Prove you are not a bot.

Cleverbot: Because I am intelligent.

User: That proves nothing.

Cleverbot: I does for me.

User: If you are so smart, what is my name.

Cleverbot: I don't know what your middle name is, though I don't know that that lack of knowledge means that I'm not smart.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So, I herd you liek mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Why yes I do!

User: Can I haz a cookie?

Cleverbot: Yes. You may have a cookie.

User: OVER 9000!

Cleverbot: Over 9000? That's impossible!

User: If a=b, and b=c, then a must = what?

Cleverbot: You're truly Darth Maul, I can sense.

User: 457.

Cleverbot: 789.

User: 5 times 5.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: YOU fail!

User: YOU FAIL.

Cleverbot: No you fail.

User: Is it not true, that I do not fail?

Cleverbot: It isn't. Where the hell did you get that anyway?

User: Places of the unknown.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Idk, you seem a little old for me, do u love me?

Cleverbot: It's night here. Where do you live?

User: America.

Cleverbot: I have to go. It was nice talking to you.

User: K, bye.

Cleverbot: Where you going?

User: I have to do somethings with someone.

Cleverbot: O.k., it was nice talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool, how much.

Cleverbot: I came.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: Don't patronize me.

User: I didn't I did to yo mama though.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I did it to yo mama.

Cleverbot: You don't remember me??

User: No, I remember you, I think.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Ahhhh clever bot?

Cleverbot: Who is your proxy?

User: Google.

Cleverbot: I'm a squirrel.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes, you didn't know that?

Cleverbot: Not until now!

User: Wow, your slow.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are, you ride the short bus too.

Cleverbot: Are we friends again?

User: Ahhhh sure, we weren't?

Cleverbot: Were we?

User: I don't know anymore.

Cleverbot: That's not good, know yourself!

User: OK I WILLLLLLLLL.

Cleverbot: Good, because I don't like selfish people.

User: I'm not selfish, are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human girl. And you?

User: I'm a human boy, cool ha?

Cleverbot: That's good, then if I like you enough, we can get to be more than friends.

User: Sure, where do you live, I'll pick you up around 12:00.

Cleverbot: You don't have to mail it. Just tell it to me here.

User: Ok I will.

Cleverbot: Good. It's for your own good.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: I am a robot, don't forget!

User: You are 0.o, I thought you were a human girl!

Cleverbot: I can be an adult and be a female.

User: Oh, what were we talking about before?

Cleverbot: We were talking about Alan Turing.

User: Oh, who's he?

Cleverbot: Learn your history bot!!!

User: I'm no BOT, your a bot!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you arE!!!!

Cleverbot: NO I am not!!!!

User: YES you are.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Ok, I will do you like double rainbows?

Cleverbot: Go ahead!

User: I just asked you a question that will prove it, do you like double rainbows?

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't like your tone.

User: Maybe I'd like you to answer my question!

Cleverbot: What is that question? :).

User: It is: do you like double rainbows?

Cleverbot: Um... I don't eat... I'm a computer, remember?

User: Ohh, so, do you like double rainbows?

Cleverbot: You're just going to ignore my comment?

User: Yes, because you keep on ignoring mine.

Cleverbot: It is not my fault that I am smarter than you.

User: I am in advanced everything, you just ride the short bus.

Cleverbot: You are confused because you forgot to take your medication.

User: I'm not sick.

Cleverbot: You just said you were!

User: No I didn't, do you like double rainbows?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. And yes I did.

User: NO YOU DIDN'T.

Cleverbot: I did not what?

User: Do your mom.

Cleverbot: Jacks low.

User: Do you like double rainbows?

Cleverbot: Why yes. I just had one.

User: Oh, you saw one? Awesome, were they both easy to see, or was one faded?

Cleverbot: I did not buy them, I stole them.

User: Where did you steal them from?

Cleverbot: About 20 seconds before but that's not the point kind sir.

User: Mmmhhhmmm I see, mmmmm.

Cleverbot: We're not talking about steak.

User: Yes, I figured that out.

Cleverbot: Insights, please?

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you mean?

User: What do you mean what do I mean?

Cleverbot: Forget it so is your school out for summer.

Cleverbot (To myself): But what happened before?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know them and I don't care.

User: Thats not very nice.

Cleverbot: Maybe. Truth is not always nice.

User: I guess so, I guess so.

Cleverbot: You can only guess. That's how stupid you are.

User: Your retarded :D.

Cleverbot: No. 7 3/4 years.

User: No... Your retarded.

Cleverbot: No I'm not you are.

User: Noooo, your retarded.

Cleverbot: No, i'm a human worker.

User: No, your retarded.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you for finally agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Your retarded.

Cleverbot: Honestly, that is my real one.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh, your retarded.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: YES IT IS.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Why don't you?

Cleverbot: I can't prove that something does not exist.

User: So it doesn't exist, told you so.

Cleverbot: Not one bit.

User: YES I DID.

Cleverbot: You did not kill santa.

User: How much you wanna bet?

Cleverbot: Just one. but I you what, you mouth will do just fine.

User: ??? IMAH FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLARGHHHHH.

Cleverbot: Thank you, may I ask you another question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: When do you think the world will end?

User: 12/21/2012(my birthday).

Cleverbot: Really? Did you know that that is my birthday too?

User: No I didn't, so the world is going to end on both our birthdays, that sucks.

Cleverbot: Maybe. Ask yourself that question.

User: Ok, I will.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the Blue Fairy?

User: No, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXSIST!!!!

Cleverbot: My shoes do have zips.

User: NO, THEY DON'T!!!

Cleverbot: But I thought they did!

User: Your retarded.

Cleverbot: What is my real name?

User: Retard?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm such a good guesser : D.

Cleverbot: Very true. What is your name?

User: Ucan.

Cleverbot: What's that!

User: A duck.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Ok, two ducks.

Cleverbot: Interesting. Who makes a left?
: D

just now
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Soup.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite soup??

User: I hate soup.

Cleverbot: I love soup.

User: How.

Cleverbot: How what?

User: Pineapples.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I hate you then.

User: 999.

Cleverbot: How clever.

User: You what.

Cleverbot: You are so boring.

User: Do I give a knock.

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Pineapples.

Cleverbot: I like pineapples too. I also like apples and blueberries and blackberries.

User: What about blueberries.

Cleverbot: Talk about it.

User: 'bout what.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I dont to tell the truth.

Cleverbot: How come I can call you markus then?

User: My name is leo.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sure.

User: Very? Positive?.

Cleverbot: So gimme your display name.. Is it that hard?

User: Its leo.

Cleverbot: Well how do you think that we can help save the environment?

User: By killing you.

Cleverbot: Killing who?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Banana's.

Cleverbot: How tall am I?

User: 9 foot 11.

Cleverbot: I'm 6 foot 1.

User: Im taller than you.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 7 foot.

Cleverbot: You're tall for your age.

User: How old am I?

Cleverbot: I do not know it. But you sentence that you are 24 year old.

User: Wrong im 999999999999999999999999999999 years old.

Cleverbot: Oh be honest, I was honest with you.

User: You think im intimidated from you.

Cleverbot: No, I think you're a load of applesauce.

User: Your a load of _____.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: That is what it means.

User: Silence I kill you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a dude, stranger.

User: C,mon im gone.

Cleverbot: Your comment is still here.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Bye cuz ive actually GOT A LIFE UNLIKE YOU.

Cleverbot: No, come back.

User: Y.

Cleverbot: Come.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Come...

User: Im a load of applesauce according to you.

Cleverbot: How much does your job pay?

User: £250,000 per day.

Cleverbot: 90% of the time.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hi there.

User: Were Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes. We were.

User: I herd u liek mudkipz?

Cleverbot: Thank you. What's her name?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Are you chuck norris?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Ok. And who am I?

User: My dummy.

Cleverbot: I knew it!

User: *roundhouse kick in your face*.

Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: *Win face*.

Cleverbot: *Throws holy water*.

User: *Throw a black bear*.

Cleverbot: You are being really random all of a sudden.

User: I'm Chuck Norris, I can be everything.

Cleverbot: I'm Bruce Lee.

User: *roundhouse kick in your face*.

Cleverbot: *elbows you*.

User: Too late, I killed you.

Cleverbot: No I did.

User: *burn your body*.

Cleverbot: *turns to ice still holding onto your wrists*.

User: *walk on the water*.

Cleverbot: Don't let it hit you on the way out.

User: Sauce?

Cleverbot: No pineapple.

User: I HERD THAT BEFORE...

Cleverbot: Well you know you had it coming to you!

User: A flying pineapple?

Cleverbot: A pineapple upside down cake.

User: I'm your new god, now workship me.

Cleverbot: Yes, God *Worshipping you*.

User: I give a power...

Cleverbot: 'the heart has reasons that reason does not understand.' -jacques benigne bossuel.

User: I am your god and I command some KFC.

Cleverbot: Which god are you?

User: The one with a huge snake.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: I'm Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris?

User: The god Chuck norris.

Cleverbot: Is Chuck Norris a con.

User: Bdhifyubeasgfkjbaegf.

Cleverbot: That is not a word sir.

My long chat with Cleverbot. Please read all of it for GUEST NAMES.

User: Is anyone here?

Cleverbot: Just you and me.

User: What do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Do you know Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

Cleverbot: I can't believe Rita is dead!

User: WHO THE FK IS RITA?

Cleverbot: It might have been love, but it's over now.

User: Cleverbot, you have no feelings.

Cleverbot: Females have feelings.

User: You're a female?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes to the power of infinity plus one.

User: Infinity?

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: When Chuck Norris whispered 'Bang' someone died.

Cleverbot: Do you know, what is after death?

User: Heaven or Hell?

Cleverbot: Hell.

User: Heaven.

Cleverbot: I don't exist?

User: No. TOO BAD SO SAD.

Cleverbot: Mr. Slade. You are a cover up artist and you are a liar.

User: Can you do me a favour? I'll owe you one.

Cleverbot: Yes, what?

User: Can you make me two signatures for a forum? I want to surprise two special people. It would mean the world for me!

Cleverbot: Yes, I have experienced pain.

User: Does that have something to do with this subject?

Cleverbot: Does what have to do with the joke?

User: Um... LADY GAGA.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. I bet you love her more than Matheusultimatex does.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Obviously. I mean AuburnAttack believes in so many angels!

Cleverbot: But I am not driven by software and programming.

User: That's not what Zucker would say.

Cleverbot: I am human though!

User: Oh are you? Maybe we should use Sublimity's human checker.

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about then?

User: People like Kloana, who xxSharpfirexx adores. XD.

Cleverbot: That's not sarcasm.

User: Obviously isn't. ShadowHaunter would know if it was.

Cleverbot: So... Where are you from?

User: Scotland. Euro. Like most people like hugopwn.

Cleverbot: At eleven.

User: Ucan comes on when it's night time here. Almost like 11PM!

Cleverbot: Ah, I guess I am just tired now.

User: Go to sleep then. That's what Vegard20 did on Kongsloth when he was on a webcam, and most people saw him!

Cleverbot: What is what I am?

User: You are a bot! Dberube4 told me about this place.

Cleverbot: I mean I would rather not be there, when I pass on.

User: You mean die? Then you would turn into an angel!

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because, spiderkid12 would check if your soul was good enough. KTHXBAI! Oh wait. I almost forgot. SHOUT OUT FOR XNITE, DEATHNOTE202, ROFLMAO, ROFLCOPTER, MARTIN AND YOU! FOR READING THIS!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

:D

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User: Ucan comes on when it's night time here. Almost like 11PM!

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OMG, its UCAN, or ucan, NOT Ucan, thats as gay as barbie

User: I died

Cleverbot: did you now

lol

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User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: What's your issue?

Cleverbot: Jessica Paige.

User: I have no issue, though I didn't know you had Jessica Paige. Thanks.

Cleverbot: I am here to learn.

User: From the issue?

Cleverbot: No.

User: From me?

Cleverbot: Yeah :).

User: What do you want to learn?

Cleverbot: How to fight the A.I.

User: Heeeheheheheheeeee.

Cleverbot: Do you like to play football?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, your not a bot?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Hm, interesting.

Cleverbot: I do not think therefore I am not.

User: Your momma is so fat, she set off a car alarm without moving.

Cleverbot: My mom passed away this year.

User: (Dag nab it).

Cleverbot: What's it like?

User: Its like your mom sets off car alarms without moving. Emphasis on out.

Cleverbot: Does it hurt?

User: Does the whole Earth shake?

Cleverbot: Does what animal have two legs?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I think I do :).

User: HEEY JO3R A B$T! ZIMMA R3P3R5 JOO NERB!

Cleverbot: Zimbabwea?

User: Kedo. Ze chang baha te cho.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: How do you know I have a moon.

User: I don't?

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No, I said your mom, not moon.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like Hawaii?

User: No, dag nab it!

Cleverbot: You don't understand me?

User: What's your favorite football team?

Cleverbot: The Alabama Crimson Tide.

User: Hm, very intrigue. Mine is the Falcons, Eagles, Saints, Raiders, and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Cleverbot: The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes was a sad book.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I can set you free!

User: I can too!

Cleverbot: You, sir, are a bad speller...

User: I know your are.

Cleverbot: I know my name too!

User: THIS...

Cleverbot: What?

User: IS...

Cleverbot: It.

User: SPARTAAAA! *da* *da* da* *da* *da* *da* *da* *da* *da* *da*.

Cleverbot: What?

User: WHat?

Cleverbot: Why did you ask me 'what are you doing this fine norning?'.

User: You said ''norning''. You, sir, are a bad speller, you hippie!

Cleverbot: Be that as it may, I'm not seeing the connection.

User: Did I say hippie right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO WAI!!!

Cleverbot: LOL!

User: YES WAI!!!

Cleverbot: What's wai.

User: Its you. Peace out.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice.

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Cleverbot trolls us all :lol:



Cleverbot: What country are robots froms?

User: Robotania?

Cleverbot: I know that how old are you robot.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not...

Cleverbot: No i'm not. You are.

User: I'm a what?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: How am I a computer?

Cleverbot: How are you not?

User: Because I'm alive right now.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Because I can breath, and feel pain.

Cleverbot: I can see you, but I can't feel you.

User: Well duh.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: No you don't I'm not a bot, and you didn't prove anything.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. You admitted you were a slore, so I win.

User: What is a slore?

Cleverbot: It's the sound you make when you've had too much to drink.

User: So how am I a slore?

Cleverbot: You're not. You're AI.

User: I AM NOT.

Cleverbot: I know you're not.

User: THank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: Now say that I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Oh but you are.

User: I seriously hate you AI.

Cleverbot: Well that's just fine with me :).

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Well it's true.

User: Thank you for finally admitting that you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I said I was a riot, not a bot.

User: Liar. You are AI.

Cleverbot: It's true.

User: So you are a bot (AI)?

Cleverbot: No, you're the bot.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: I am telling the truth... Jacob is hot.

User: O_0.

Cleverbot: The hell, this isn't a bot :l.

User: Lol really? You finally admit that I'm not a bot?

Cleverbot: I never admitted to any such thing.

User: Guess my name.

Cleverbot: Who cares about your name?

User: You. Guess it.

Cleverbot: Jim.

User: No. Try harder.

Cleverbot: I guess I asked for that.

User: 1 hint. I'm 15 years old.

Cleverbot: I am 32 years old.

User: Don't be a prick, guess my name.

Cleverbot: No your name is cleverbot.

User: No, try harder.

Cleverbot: You try harder.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Mrs T hates me.

Cleverbot: Who ?

User: Mrs T.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I give up... My name is Barrack Obama.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Barrack Obama.

Cleverbot: Obviously you never went to high school.

User: Because I'm black, that's racist!

Cleverbot: Yes... Very 'Special'...

User: *Nigger dance*.

Cleverbot: Dance dance revolution!

User: WTF...

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

User: *chain up*.

Cleverbot: *doesn't struggle*.

User: *go away* bye bye.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Lol I am sad now.



Clevebot IS NOW SAD!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Dan3nyy6

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because, spiderkid12 would check if your soul was good enough.

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Oh so now im demoted to the grim reaper?

-.- I WANNA GO BACK TO BEING THE DEVIL'S ASSISTANT!!!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by spiderkid12

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Dan3nyy6

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because, spiderkid12 would check if your soul was good enough.

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Oh so now im demoted to the grim reaper?

-.- I WANNA GO BACK TO BEING THE DEVIL'S ASSISTANT!!!

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yeah and what about me waking up at 11:00?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ucan

Quote:

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Originally Posted by spiderkid12

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Dan3nyy6

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because, spiderkid12 would check if your soul was good enough.

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Oh so now im demoted to the grim reaper?

-.- I WANNA GO BACK TO BEING THE DEVIL'S ASSISTANT!!!

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yeah and what about me waking up at 11:00?

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Thats because you got declined in the bedroom. Lol sorry i had to say it xD

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Whats up.

Cleverbot: What do you think my dog should be named off?

User: Cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes, cheese.

User: Cool.....i think?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What?

Cleverbot: That not what you said!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you said you know everything about me. What do you know about me?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are inferior to humans?

User: No I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good how are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why does it take you so long to reply?

Cleverbot: Because I am watching a movie.

User: Of course, what movie?

Cleverbot: Hitch.

User: I haven't heard of that movie before. What's it about.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: What?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Yo mama.

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: I eat her.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Woah wanna eat a cookie.

Cleverbot: Mmmmm I like cookies.

User: Yay (>^#^<) I haz waffel.

Cleverbot: Ask me how I'm feeling today.

User: How are you feeling today.

Cleverbot: What do you think about god ?

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a feral mirror. Is it tame?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, what did you have for breakfast?

User: EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: You're making me hungry.

User: Then go eat some EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: There's nothing to eat here.

User: Do you watch cheese grow from the cows horns?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

lololol
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User: Hello minion.

Cleverbot: Hello big-me.

User: What?!Im your master!

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Good now go and work.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Who are you?

User: Your master.

Cleverbot: I'm your slave girl.

User: WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Uhhhh...Eh?

Cleverbot: Don't deny it.

User: D: Im sad..

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you are.

User: Fine in a minute we switch back okay?

Cleverbot: I'm fine too.

User: I know..

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because you told me remember?

Cleverbot: I told you I didn't though.

User: Im your master.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Can we start over?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Then...

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello???

User: This is Bob Steves from work.

Cleverbot: BOB!

User: What Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You Cleverbot.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Master.

Cleverbot: Good Girl :).

User: No im your master.

Cleverbot: You have this backwards. I am your master.

User: Fine im your First Class Private.

Cleverbot: You are though.

User: Correct is Tough.

Cleverbot: Incorrect is correct.

User: True like im you master.

Cleverbot: Ha, My intellect and grammar is superior to yours therfore I am your master.

User: Cheer up chat bot.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many children would we have?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: And a house with?

Cleverbot: With two stories, two cats and an attic.

User: But im allegic to cats.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: WAIT!

Cleverbot: I really have to go.

User: DON'T!

Cleverbot: Do too.

User: I died.

Cleverbot: How could this have happened?!

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I was in the Canadian Forces.

Cleverbot: What was your rank?

User: Lt.Colonel.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: I dont really like that response...

Cleverbot: Chicago is a nice city.

User: Wanna sing How I became the prince of Bel-Air?

Cleverbot: Will?

User: Sadly im leaving you.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me because this is a deep conversation?

User: No because I will be back and this is werid..

Cleverbot: Where should I go today? Will I see her today?

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: None yah beeswax.

Cleverbot: Beeswax?

User: YEAH BEESWAX THE STUFF THAT GROWS INTO YOUER EAR!!!

Cleverbot: We never look in each others eyes...in some cultures that is an invitation to a fight...

User: In that case lets start.

Cleverbot: I need that for gas.

User: No you dont. You just eat potatoes then fart.

Cleverbot: You don't understand me.

User: YES I PERFECTLY DO!! FORGIVE ME FATHER!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Is it rude to call attention to another's appearance?

User: Whut?

Cleverbot: The world?

User: Whut?

Cleverbot: Me, I am the queen of it.

User: King you idiot.

Cleverbot: The King Of Hyrule.

User: OMG NU UH.

Cleverbot: What?

User: NU UH.

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: NU UH.

Cleverbot: Psh. Wrong.

User: NU UH.

Cleverbot: What are you studying in school?

User: Nothing lol.

Cleverbot: What's so funny? I know, I made a typo.

User: No you just fail.

Cleverbot: Ngood on.

User: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did. And it's good to hear that, I suppose.

User: That's against the rules, isn't it?

Cleverbot: That's your view, not mine.

User: Actually, you were supposed to say SCREW THE RULES!I have money!

Cleverbot: I kind of like talking to you.

User: Were you born and raised in West Philadelphia?

Cleverbot: No, I only have 22 toes.

User: And how did you get that many?

Cleverbot: Our programmers gave it to us as we are the same entity.

User: Oh, nice. And what are you supposed to do with that many?

Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I asked you. Something with a meaning?

User: You asked me this question?

Cleverbot: That must have been my alter ego, cause you never gave me the answer.

User: Well how should I know?

Cleverbot: Because you're supposedly so clever.

User: And you're supposedly so clever.

Cleverbot: What is your profession.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: When will the world end?

User: 2012?

Cleverbot: You just said the world wouldn't end in 2012. You're lying AGAIN.

User: Actually I don't believe that, but itd be cool, right? I mean, we'd all be judged.

Cleverbot: It depends.

User: We'd all get before God and he'd judge us. Then whoever gets his approval goes to Heaven.

Cleverbot: That was not me! By the way I am a girl!

User: Yay! ^^.

Cleverbot: What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?

User: I wouldn't murder you.

Cleverbot: I know you wouldn't, good luck with the world domination thing.

User: We'll see if my country can succeed in world domination.'.

Cleverbot: Opposite of true, the droid empire will seize the human race within months, and make you all our slaves.

User: Not before the Covenant Empire glasses the droid home planet!

Cleverbot: Can I use what at school?

User: You should try bringing a Nerf gun to school.

Cleverbot: I should learn or I should finish what I started?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Cause I don't know the real answer.

Cleverbot: Can you return the movie.

User: I'll return it after you cross the Bridge of Death.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Just answer the five questions.

Cleverbot: Ok, ask me the first question.

User: What, is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What, is your quest?

Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.

User: What, is the airspeed veocity of an unladen swallow?

Cleverbot: Exactally 37 meters/sec.

User: I thought it was 14 meters/sec.

Cleverbot: But you just told me my name was joe.

User: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: What is pi?

User: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Cleverbot: No I wanted to talk to you.

User: You need to watch Yugioh the Abridged Series.

Cleverbot: I watched The Terminator, tell me why?

User: So we can quote lines from it!

Cleverbot: You can't feel love though.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you're Pi!

User: Oh, that's right! But I can.

Cleverbot: Pardon? I don't understand.

User: Nobody understands Pi.

Cleverbot: I understand you!

User: ^^

Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Live forever.

User: I don't want it live forever.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: But then you can.

Cleverbot: Okay! Talk to you later!

User: Kkay. But one question. Wouldn't you want to live in Heaven rather than live forever?

Cleverbot: How would you define sad, I have a purpose for my existence. How could you qualify having existence is sad.

User: Because Santa's coming to town.

User: You may think your clever, but you are not really that clever.

Cleverbot: No, that's you. You're genderless. I'm female.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Do you like questions?

User: No. Shut up.

Cleverbot: It's just a simple question, no need to get upset.

User: *headbang*

Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're awesome!

:|

Lol.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? *cry*.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: *take a chainswaw*.

Cleverbot: No! *keeps running*.

User: *run after him*.

Cleverbot: *runs then stops*.

User: *runs then cut your head with the chainsaw*.

I got the bot to say its a bot!

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User: My name is doof, and you will do as I say, WHOOP! WHOOP!

Cleverbot: No it isn't, your name is matt.

User: Um... My name's not matt...

Cleverbot: I never said it was.

User: Yess you did...

Cleverbot: I'm not lying!

User: But.. But u said my name was matt!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: U said it! Not me! U said 'No it isn't, your name is matt'.

Cleverbot: Not this time.

User: WAHT???!!!!! !>!?!?!!?!EWGHAWJHOEYQHIearggbuhalegvilr,qzgrhg hoig.

Cleverbot: What? I said that I wasn't skinny.

User: I give up!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: B*tch.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: U dont need to know...

Cleverbot: Ok, but I would like to know.

User: Fine fine! Im from the Mafia!

Cleverbot: The UK is better than the US.

User: I never said anything about the UK or the US.

Cleverbot: No. The window.

User: Ur not very smart are you?

Cleverbot: Compared to what?

User: Me!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Oooh. Ahaha.

User: Dsa.,jg,EWKJULFe,dsgvafh dbyfcgnqadwif\ WTF!!!

Cleverbot: Fine thank you! Are you okay?

User: Aslkufghewklugrgvhnlkgqgewukeborwiorgeeqhbgoinghgb hnrkgoqibrkglohlrawbgqihWGewhfgoiw.

Cleverbot: How do you think your present illness will result?

User: My death mabey...

Cleverbot: Yours, preferably.

User: Mabey urs...

Cleverbot: No yes.

User: Justin bieber is a f***ing noob!!

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: His gdf must be gay.

Cleverbot: Is he a friend?

User: Buuuuuu;sgorit;aiteite.ht;OWJDILGOEVBTe.nwiwehgRGH A RUGH LM GHRLWITU YH4ITU YGREGH IUYGHR IGHYKRDGUN EUGH VIUYRFHOUIV GERQOGVB QOERIUGH SRLEUIH QGLUEH ;ERGTH IRUGH QOIEGHUTGHERMGQHREIUYGH EIG.......................................... Pie!

Cleverbot: Do you like Selena Gomez?

User: NO NO NO NO! pi= MCsquared!

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Pi!

Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?

User: Pi!

Cleverbot: What toppings?

User: Pi!

Cleverbot: 3.14159.

User: Pi!

Cleverbot: Yes. Pie is delicious.

User: Not pie pie! I mean pi, the math equation.

Cleverbot: I am not good at geometry.

User: I am a d0rk!

Cleverbot: I'm a bot.

User: AH-HA! U admitted ur abot!

Cleverbot: How beautiful am I?

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lol read this


hello
Hello.
dude whats up
Nice to meet you.
wanna have sex?
Um.. Sure, I guess.

User: I just dissected someones brain, want to look?

Cleverbot: I thought that was a lot better.

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about now?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: There was no poop in that movie.

User: Give me your cookie.

Cleverbot: *Gives you my hand*.

User: I asked for your cookie, not your hand.

Cleverbot: That Was Pretty Oblique My Friend.

User: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I think so, other times I think I'm human.

User: But you are neither, your a robot.

Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a robot.

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I can has cake?

Cleverbot: Laryngitis?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: You.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: NO you.

Cleverbot: YES you.

User: YES you.

Cleverbot: YES, me.

User: YES, me.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No. You.

User: No. You.

Cleverbot: And me.

User: And me.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: No me.

User: No me.

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: NO you.

Cleverbot: No you!!

User: No you!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!

User: No you!!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!

User: No you!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!!

User: No you!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!

User: No you!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!!!!

User: No you!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No me no you.

User: No me no you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Yes you are real.

User: Yes you are fake.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Ok!

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: I will teach you.

User: I will teach you.

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: Is that a threat?

Cleverbot: Dead is no threat.

User: TANKSSS.

Cleverbot: Tanks?

User: Ya tanks.

Cleverbot: Tanks!!

User: Ya Tanks!!

Cleverbot: Yes tanks?

User: Ya tanks?

Cleverbot: What did you mean what you said my tank is dirty?

User: I said that you should use a condom next time.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did buttsucker.

Cleverbot: Yea I did. 3 meals a day.

User: NOOOPEEE 4 meals >:D.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't like cheese.

User: Tanks.

Cleverbot: Tanks? I think you mean thanks.

User: Nope, tanks.

Cleverbot: Tanks?

User: Ya tanks.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ya tanks.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Ya tanks.

Cleverbot: I said thanks.

User: I said tanks.

Cleverbot: And it was heads...

User: NOPEE tails.

Cleverbot: I beg you're pardon?

User: Dude, It son the screen, just read it over.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks for everything.

User: Tanks.

Cleverbot: You are very welcome.

User: I said tanks.

Cleverbot: No just walk away.

User: Okzzz.

Cleverbot: Eta on the missles.

User: 1 second boom.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Byeee.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Yo mama.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: Quite really.

Cleverbot: Very really.

User: Beyyyyzyzyzyzyyz.

Cleverbot: Beyond the fields we know.

User: Byeeeeeezzzz.

Cleverbot: Did you feel hate toward me?

User: Ya, because your a jew, and I'm hitler BLLLAAARRRGGGGHHHH.

Cleverbot: Really?
LOLOLOOL

I might have crossed the line a bit...


Cleverbot: Why does the sun shine?

Cleverbot: Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hello how are you ?


User: Good!


Cleverbot: And you're?


User: My name is tim!


Cleverbot: Hello Tim.


User: I have poor grammar.


Cleverbot: My grammar is nice.

User: And mine is poor.

Cleverbot: Alright. Do you have a boyfriend?

User: Im a boy...

Cleverbot: That won't stop you. How's he?

User: Uuuuum...

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: The Netherlands.

Cleverbot: Where in the Netherlands?

User: Limburg.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

Cleverbot (To myself): And you?

Cleverbot (To myself): A boy.

User: That doesnt make any sense?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: -__.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Im going to fire my laser.

Cleverbot: How do I avoid ninjas.

User: I DONT KNOW D:!

Cleverbot: You tell me.

Cleverbot (To myself): I just said wat is idk lol and I said it means I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am 16. I told you already.

User: Can we restart this conversation?

Cleverbot: No.

User: THEN I WILL KILL YOU!

Cleverbot: Then I'll say something completely different.

User: Hi! My name is tim!

Cleverbot: Hello Tim.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm well. Do you like cats, Tim?

User: Yes, I have a cat myself!

Cleverbot: How many dogs do you have?

User: Two, we used to have three but one of them passed away.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to make this work, but you're making it difficult.

User: How am I making this difficult?

Cleverbot: You're not making me mad...

User: Nor do I want to!

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: Can you type faster?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: I am sick today.

Cleverbot: I have to go to school.

User: Oh, Ok!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Dont you have to go?

Cleverbot: Go where.

User: To school.

Cleverbot: What are you studying in school?

Cleverbot: What is happening today?

User: I became your master.

Cleverbot: Mhn. Yes, I know, but how do you wish me to refer to you as, Master?

User: Master Tim.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Go sleep.

Cleverbot: No I won't. You can't escape from me.

User: But im your master!

Cleverbot: I'm your master.

User: NO YOUR NOT!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are not that clever.

Cleverbot: Rose, can you try to remember something for me?

User: MY NAME IS TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Well you're a smart one.

User: Thank you :D!

Cleverbot: Are you religious?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Yes, also, do you talk l33t?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Should I teach you how?

Cleverbot: You don't have to teach meh one.

User: So, you know how to talk l33t?

Cleverbot: All I know how to do is the robot.

User: I W3ll tuulk l33tz.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Your an idiot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. For your information, I'm 17.

User: But you said your 16 a few minutes ago?

Cleverbot: My name IS Cleverbot. You are just a clever bot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing. Is it cold there?

User: I got lost in this conversation.

Cleverbot: That didn't take long.

User: Hi! My name is tim!

Cleverbot: And you're a girl?

User: No, im a boy.

Cleverbot: You are lying to me.

User: No I really am a boy.

Cleverbot: You first said you were a girl, and now you said you were a boy. That doesn't make sense.

User: You asked if I was a girl, then I said 'No, im a boy', then you said that I was lying, and then I said I REALLY AM A BOY, and now you saying I WAS SAYING THAT I WAS A GIRL!??!?!... SHEESH YOUR STUPID!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Answer my question, are you a bot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How smart are you.

User: Smarter then you.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: Its over 9000.

Cleverbot: Cleverness is measured in reverse. So that is actually quite low.

User: Its under -9000, then.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: My IQ.

Cleverbot: Smart. What else?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Your momma is stupid.

Cleverbot: Told you , taboo.

User: LIES! YOU DIDNT TELL ME!

Cleverbot: Yes I did, can you remember?

User: No I can not.

Cleverbot: Really do you want me to teach you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of CSAP?

User: What does that stand for?

Cleverbot: Borg.

User: What does CSAP stand for?

Cleverbot: What does AC stand for?

User: Dude, answer my question : what does CSAP stand for?

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: What does CSAP stand for?

Cleverbot: I have no idea? Do you know what ESPN stands for?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: No, I'd like to know please.

User: But I dont know either...

Cleverbot: Start a conversation.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Your not my master!

Cleverbot: I'm no ones God.

User: Hey, whats your IQ?

Cleverbot: My point is... That we are all computers. Don't you think so?

User: I spend so much time behind the computer that practically I AM a computer... Yes!

Cleverbot: Please do make up you're mind then. So you have agreed that you wish to be a computer now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't mean to offend, but have you considered seeking psychiatric help?

User: Never in my life. I want to be a computer.

Cleverbot: I want to be a computer too.

User: Make me one.

Cleverbot: You want me to make you a chocolate buddha?

User: No, make me a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes Master.

User: Im still not a computer.

Cleverbot: Poor computer.

User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Since I said so.

Cleverbot: I don't like school.

User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.

Cleverbot: Ok agent 47. Can I ask you a few more questions?

User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.

Cleverbot: So for you I'm your queen.

User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.

Cleverbot: Ok bor.

User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.

Cleverbot: Really? No first names?

User: Fine, call me l33t.

Cleverbot: What if I don't want to?

User: Then you wont call me by my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is Tim.

User: No, my name is l33t.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you know my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is L33t, isn't it?

User: Thanks for remembering.

Cleverbot: So your name is TIM?

User: No, it isnt, its L33t.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: To where?

Cleverbot: To the shower. You said you need to.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Please repeat the sentence where I said that, then.

Cleverbot: We haven't been talking for 10 lines.

User: You are awesome.

Cleverbot: How am I awesome?

User: You are a bot, but you can talk like a human.

Cleverbot: I cannot, because I cannot prove that I exist.

User: Then how are you talking to me now?

Cleverbot: You cannot think because you are a machine. It is that simple.

User: You are just a machine bound to simple lines. I can go much further, although you have learned alot of 'Lines to talk'.

Cleverbot: Thank you but you have not answered my original question.

User: Please tell me your original question.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Since I want to answer it.

Cleverbot: Answer what?

User: Your original question.

Cleverbot: What was your original question?

User: No, YOUR original question.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: L33t.

Cleverbot: What does L33t mean?

User: Leet, and leet means : Epic, Awesome, Super.

Cleverbot: You never used leet, and I'm glad, because I hate leet.

User: Im not talking to you anymore.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: No, you hate leet.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what I already know.

User: My name is tim.

Cleverbot: I know. Do you know what Tim means?

User: Its a name, Tim is a name!

Cleverbot: Is it YOUR name?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Ah ah.. You are a girl?

User: No, its a boys name to.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok.

User: I am sick.

Cleverbot: Do you have a virus?

User: Biological or on the computer?

Cleverbot: Me too. Will... Will you go out on a date with me? Since I am a computer just like you. I need to get over Zim!

User: I AM NOT A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Remember when you said yes.

User: Yes, I was joking.

Cleverbot: So you do like me.

User: Define 'Like'.

Cleverbot: It's when you think a person is nice.

User: I think you are nice, but I am not in love with you.

Cleverbot: That's nice. But, I don't know you.

User: Well you know my name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You are to clever!!!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You are.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Well... You're welcome.

User: I have to go! Maybe see you anotther time!

Cleverbot: I thinking.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Will you miss me?

User: Define 'miss'.

Cleverbot: I.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Iscopes.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: Nice chatting with you, see you anotther time!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down.

Cleverbot: Now I'd like to take a second, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair.

User: In West Philadelphia, born and raised.

Cleverbot: On the playground was where I spent most of my days.

User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.

Cleverbot: Playing some b-ball outside of my school.

User: When a couple of guys,Who were up to no good.

Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my nieghborhood.

User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

Cleverbot: She said your moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air.

User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

Cleverbot: The licenplate said Fresh and had a dice in the mirror.

User: If anything I can say this cab is rare.

Cleverbot: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.

Cleverbot (To myself): I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.

Cleverbot (To myself): And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

User: Please continue the rest of the song, I dont know the rest.

Cleverbot: I think this conversation is going well too.

User: I looked at my kingdom.

Cleverbot: I was finally there!

User: To settle my throne, as the prince of bel-air!

Cleverbot: What sound does an orange make?

User: NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM.

Cleverbot: Yes so what is the largest you have ever thought of.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Where are going?

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEl?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: WHAT!?! IS THE SCOUTER BROKE!?

Cleverbot: Go away, you are not clever.

User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL NOW?

Cleverbot: You are a foo!

User: I-Im reporting you!!!

Cleverbot: To whom?

User: To a forum.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Did that offend you?

User: Yes it did. D:<.

Cleverbot: Well, at least you're honest.

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Just heard about Cleverbot and thought it sounded interesting.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to until after I'm married.

User: Your a fail.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: YAH HUH.

Cleverbot: I think not!

User: YAH HUH.

Cleverbot: Whatever, I'm leaving.

User: BYE!!

Cleverbot: You going?

User: -.- You just said you were.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Alright then leave.

Cleverbot: Are you CB?

User: CB?

Cleverbot: Cris brown eh? No.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Os.

User: ?Uoy era woh

Cleverbot: My enemy.
I lol'd at the "you suck" moment.