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I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses etc. because they brainwash people. I don't think any of them exist, except maybe Jesus, but he didn't walk on water or anything like that, his brain was just too small. I don't blame him though, I blame Maria - his mother. She thought she saw an angel, that's what I call a psycho.
Requesting lock before people kill me.
nah, im with ya dude!
I do not agree I belive in jesus (But i am not going to kill you i am not like that Some people dont belive in him and some do)
yes, jesus was real. but there being an entity in the stars with GOD like powers is debatable.
what you're saying kong is plausable.
imho people who are bible bashers are insecure about themselves. they sin, repent and sin again. whats the point? they just delude themselves into thinking theyre the holiest, most righteous dude in the world!
no offence to anyone though! :hello:
I believe in my faith and I believe that Jesus died for us to save us from our sins. I believe in the Old Testament and the New Testament.
im probably ogna go to hell but i think jesus is a story ._. a made up story
oh but hell is a very real place
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Many of you will say it is fake, but what do you know? You could be wrong and wind up there.
But, I did not post this to start a flame war, if you are going to reply please do it in a respectable way
rofl. es muy loco!
utter poo.
jesus was real, but i believe he was conman and paid old people 9with nothing wrong with them) to go "meh im blind" and jesus would go "BANG, your cured! praise the lord......ME!"
maybe so, but you want to take a chance on winding up there, maybe you should watch the other 8 parts of the video
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no thanks.
ill take my chances unless i actually see god....when im not taking shrooms
usually when you see God it is to late, you have died a sinner and will be sent to hell, enough about the subject, I don't want to start a flame war
yep, neither do i.
lets all live in harmony, whatever our beliefs :yahoo:
truce?
sure, whatever
Truce.
truce.
Anyway, I'm a believer of my faith, some people aren't, but I am.
This thread is full of lolz.
Agreed.
You're part of the lolz.Quote:
Originally Posted by vgking7
>_>
if god were real why wont he prove himself to us by uh making me able to fly
or is it aganst the rules for god to prove himself ._.
i belive in god and jeuses and don't belive poeple if poeple say god is coming this year or this moth no one nos when god is coming not even jesues.
Just read the bible yourself and you'll learn a lot of answers to your questions. I would tell you why, but I forgot.Quote:
Originally Posted by killer1478
Anyhow for me, I believe in Jesus Christ and God. I'm always following in his footsteps, but not as a Christian but rather a Catholic.
If God didn't want us to break all of his rules he'd kill us, it's just as simple as that.
http://migration.files.wordpress.com...ristianity.jpg
-cough- Ahem.
Remember er.. that Noah's Arc thingy? Yes, well, if the whole world was rid of humans except for those on Noah's Arc then how did Muslims come back, the SAME exact way as before it? Don't say Noah's sons turned majestically into Muslims, that is just.. unintellectual unless backed up.
I'm not a Christian, I'm Catholic
By the way, to your Noah's thing. I will believe in the bible and you believe in your beliefs and other writings. I'm not going to start a flame war cause of religion and beliefs. It would just get complicated
The Bible Is A Book, Books Can Be Fake, The Bible Is Fake, Becuase its about a Jewguy who wnts to make u accept him as his master ...THATS FICTION...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryu_Hayabusa
Making fun of my religion? Well, I won't see you in Hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustinCredible
agreed, hell is real, and many people are there right now, and the reason he don't prove himself is because he wants us to choose.
Exactly. Thank you Shadowwolf1917.
your welcome, call me Shadow
:hello:
No Problem. Anyway, that is the point of God. Believe in him, or face punishment.
I'll face punishment then.
I'd rather face punishment than sound like a old lady.
you would not like the punishment to much, seeing as hell is a place of eternal torture and no sleep whatsoever, think about it, go 2 days without sleep and see what happens? you are so tired you see things, and you can hardly move. in hell you have a body so stay up 50 nights and just think what would happen, 100 night? 500 nights? 1000 nights nights? think about it, and repent
Im guessing this is how i annoyed you that one time?
There Is no certainty, most religions say "if you dont believe in us, your gonna go to hell" so either, EVERYONE goes to hell or no one.
there was an amazing bit of work about this. ill try to find it later
EDIT: wow that was quick
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First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year,
"...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you."
And take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her,
then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
The student received the only "A"
yeah this is the one time you did, but i relized that it shouldn't matter if you belive or not
Yeah, as long as your happy in yourself.
its AAALLLLL goooood!
:yahoo:
Torture is fine, the fact you believe this stuff is funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowwolf1917
dont mock people for their beliefs.
I found something weird. Atheist don't believe in religion. Isn't Atheist a type of religion actually?
Atheists don't believe in any supernatural beings.. it is a religion.
Actually Atheist in a dictionary says that people who don't believe in religion.