Some *REALLY* hard questions
1) Would you get your money back if you ask the taxi driver to move backwards?
2) Why the carrot is more orange than the orange itself?
3) Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?
4) Married people live longer or it's just them?
5) What is the speed of darkness?
6) How are polystyrene balls packed when you want to send them by package?
7) Is there a synonim for the word "synonim"?
8.) How chairs would look if we had our knees backwards?
9) A thermos keeps the drink cold when it's Summer and hot when it's Winter. How does it know when it's Summer or Winter?
10) What do you do if you see an endagered animal eating an endagered plant?
11) If the police arrests a mime, do they say "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." ?
12) If the world is the stage, where does the public stays?
13) Why euthanasia requires sterilized syringes?
14) Why the word "abbreviation" is such a long word?
15) Why do we wash our towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16) If people see birds when they hit their head, what do birds see when they hit their head?
17) I'M GONNA FIRE MA LAZOR AT U! WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO, MORTAL?
18) Why do we press harder on the remote control if we know the batteries are almost dead?
19) Why does a pizza delivery comes faster than an ambulance?
20) Why people, usually, command a double cheeseburger, a large serving of fries and, finally, diet coke?
21) Why do we find parking slots for handicaps in front of ice rinks? (no offense, okay? :Wink: )
22) If we want to shut down the Windows program, why do we always need to click 'START'?
23) If the flight is considered more and more secure, why does the airport is called "terminal"? (no offense)
24) If a word in the dictionary was written incorrectly because of a typographical error, how do we realize that it's wrong written?
25) Why didn't that smart guy Noah didn't squashed those two mosquitoes?
26) Why are more fleas in this world than humans?
27) Which is the most dangerous place in the world?
28) Which year lasts only one day?
29) What is the difference between a camel and a man?
30) What is life?
31) Why did God created Adam the first one and not Eve?
32) Why do hurricanes have names of women?
33) How does the cuckoo sings in USA?
34) Why do hens sit on the fences?
Okay, one of my friends sent me these questions. There were more than 34 but I didn't posted them. Anyway, how many questions can you answer? I managed to get some answers at some of them.
If a question or more offends you directly, meaning at your personal life, your family status etc., then I'm sorry. You can pass it, if you want.
Good luck to you, me and everybody else!
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
1)No.
2)Because its not orange, its CARROT orange.
3)Because he uses uber hacks.
5)The same a light.
8)They would be stool-like
9)It doesnt, it just holds everything in.(no homo)
10)When opportunity knocks, you kick the crap out of it and say that you're protecting the plants.
17)I PLAN ON USING HACKS TO FALCON PUNCH YOUR LAZOR FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF UNNATURAL PROPORTIONS.
18)Because we violent, lazy and primitive.
19)BECAUSE PIZZA IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN FIRST AID! ARE YOU SO BLIND?
30) Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no mooore...
32) Because the chaos they bring reminds you of angry women.
34)I'd rather not say...
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
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Originally Posted by ShadowHaunter
34)I'd rather not say...
Lol, this was funny.
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
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Originally Posted by Trexmaster
1) Would you get your money back if you ask the taxi driver to move backwards?
2) Why the carrot is more orange than the orange itself?
3) Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?
4) Married people live longer or it's just them?
5) What is the speed of darkness?
6) How are polystyrene balls packed when you want to send them by package?
7) Is there a synonim for the word "synonim"?
8.) How chairs would look if we had our knees backwards?
9) A thermos keeps the drink cold when it's Summer and hot when it's Winter. How does it know when it's Summer or Winter?
10) What do you do if you see an endagered animal eating an endagered plant?
11) If the police arrests a mime, do they say "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." ?
12) If the world is the stage, where does the public stays?
13) Why euthanasia requires sterilized syringes?
14) Why the word "abbreviation" is such a long word?
15) Why do we wash our towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16) If people see birds when they hit their head, what do birds see when they hit their head?
17) I'M GONNA FIRE MA LAZOR AT U! WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO, MORTAL?
18) Why do we press harder on the remote control if we know the batteries are almost dead?
19) Why does a pizza delivery comes faster than an ambulance?
20) Why people, usually, command a double cheeseburger, a large serving of fries and, finally, diet coke?
21) Why do we find parking slots for handicaps in front of ice rinks? (no offense, okay? :Wink: )
22) If we want to shut down the Windows program, why do we always need to click 'START'?
23) If the flight is considered more and more secure, why does the airport is called "terminal"? (no offense)
24) If a word in the dictionary was written incorrectly because of a typographical error, how do we realize that it's wrong written?
25) Why didn't that smart guy Noah didn't squashed those two mosquitoes?
26) Why are more fleas in this world than humans?
27) Which is the most dangerous place in the world?
28) Which year lasts only one day?
29) What is the difference between a camel and a man?
30) What is life?
31) Why did God created Adam the first one and not Eve?
32) Why do hurricanes have names of women?
33) How does the cuckoo sings in USA?
34) Why do hens sit on the fences?
I'll just answer ones that Matt didn't.
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Originally Posted by ShadowHaunter
1)No.
2)Because its not orange, its CARROT orange.
3)Because he uses uber hacks.
5)The same a light.
8)They would be stool-like
9)It doesnt, it just holds everything in.(no homo)
10)When opportunity knocks, you kick the crap out of it and say that you're protecting the plants.
17)I PLAN ON USING HACKS TO FALCON PUNCH YOUR LAZOR FOR AN EPIC BATTLE OF UNNATURAL PROPORTIONS.
18)Because we violent, lazy and primitive.
19)BECAUSE PIZZA IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN FIRST AID! ARE YOU SO BLIND?
30) Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me no mooore...
32) Because the chaos they bring reminds you of angry women.
34)I'd rather not say...
4. Erm...that action of love.
7. Similar.
8. We'd sit on it backwards then.
9. Like Matt said, the temperature inside the thermos does not change. The temperature outside does. 50 degrees inside during winter. Now it's summer, 100 degrees. Still 50 degrees inside.
10. Pull away the animal.
11. Yes. The mime can still talk.
12. What? The space?
14. Because you use it. Not say it. Or spell it.
15. Dirt and other specimens can get on.
16. People don't see birds when they get a concussion. Only in cartoons.
17. Dodge it.
18. Because we hope that the signal can still get across.
19. Because the hospital is farther away.
20. Because some people don't like the taste of normal coke. And, proof nao.
21. You know those stages? Yeah. They sit there.
22. Because Microsoft never starts.
24. The dictionary doesn't exist. This will never happen.
25. Double negative.
26. Because fleas breed faster. They were also here before humans.
27. A radiation factory.
29. A lot. Camels can go longer without water, for starters.
30. 42.
31. Why ask why? God is male?
32. Because it sounds better than calling it by the force of wind.
33. Bah.
34. XD
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
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Originally Posted by Trexmaster
1) Would you get your money back if you ask the taxi driver to move backwards?
2) Why the carrot is more orange than the orange itself?
3) Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?
4) Married people live longer or it's just them?
5) What is the speed of darkness?
6) How are polystyrene balls packed when you want to send them by package?
7) Is there a synonim for the word "synonim"?
8.) How chairs would look if we had our knees backwards?
9) A thermos keeps the drink cold when it's Summer and hot when it's Winter. How does it know when it's Summer or Winter?
10) What do you do if you see an endagered animal eating an endagered plant?
11) If the police arrests a mime, do they say "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." ?
12) If the world is the stage, where does the public stays?
13) Why euthanasia requires sterilized syringes?
14) Why the word "abbreviation" is such a long word?
15) Why do we wash our towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16) If people see birds when they hit their head, what do birds see when they hit their head?
17) I'M GONNA FIRE MA LAZOR AT U! WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO, MORTAL?
18) Why do we press harder on the remote control if we know the batteries are almost dead?
19) Why does a pizza delivery comes faster than an ambulance?
20) Why people, usually, command a double cheeseburger, a large serving of fries and, finally, diet coke?
21) Why do we find parking slots for handicaps in front of ice rinks? (no offense, okay? :Wink: )
22) If we want to shut down the Windows program, why do we always need to click 'START'?
23) If the flight is considered more and more secure, why does the airport is called "terminal"? (no offense)
24) If a word in the dictionary was written incorrectly because of a typographical error, how do we realize that it's wrong written?
25) Why didn't that smart guy Noah didn't squashed those two mosquitoes?
26) Why are more fleas in this world than humans?
27) Which is the most dangerous place in the world?
28) Which year lasts only one day?
29) What is the difference between a camel and a man?
30) What is life?
31) Why did God created Adam the first one and not Eve?
32) Why do hurricanes have names of women?
33) How does the cuckoo sings in USA?
34) Why do hens sit on the fences?
Okay, one of my friends sent me these questions. There were more than 34 but I didn't posted them. Anyway, how many questions can you answer? I managed to get some answers at some of them.
If a question or more offends you directly, meaning at your personal life, your family status etc., then I'm sorry. You can pass it, if you want.
Good luck to you, me and everybody else!
1) No.
2) Because an orange is only named orange but isn't fully orange. But a carrot is proper orange.
3) He shaves with wood.
4) Happiness is the key to living.
5) The exact same as light.
6) Through a giant machine.
7) Duh. yes.
8.) Its called a stool.
9) You just put it in and it stays the same.
10) Pretend your a flower activist and kill the animal.
11) They say that to everyone and anyone.
12) Nowhere as everyone would be a stage. Unless aliens are the audience then the audience is on orbit and outer space on other planets.
13) Because it could damage the person any other way.
14) Because it is.
15) We are removing any remaining germs.
16) The thing they hit. Basically darkness.
17) Use a mirror and kill him.
18) We are humans who are savage.
19) Because people at hospital WANT people to die. ( decreases the population )
20) Its natural.
21) Because handicapped parents can still watch their kids.
22) Its easier for everything to be put into one thing.
23) Because English Terminal is different to foreign Terminal.
24) We don't.
25) Because he isn't actually smart.
26) Because fleas reproduce quicker.
27) Anywhere with the most weaponry.
28) Put out wrong - leap year.
29) A camel can survive in deserts for a long time. Oh and it has humps.
30) The thing were living right now.
31) Because he wasn't sure how to start off Earth.
32) Angry women have the rage of a hurricane.
34) PM me for the answer.
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
26)Because fleas are sex panthers.
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trexmaster
1) Would you get your money back if you ask the taxi driver to move backwards?
2) Why the carrot is more orange than the orange itself?
3) Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard?
4) Married people live longer or it's just them?
5) What is the speed of darkness?
6) How are polystyrene balls packed when you want to send them by package?
7) Is there a synonim for the word "synonim"?
8.) How chairs would look if we had our knees backwards?
9) A thermos keeps the drink cold when it's Summer and hot when it's Winter. How does it know when it's Summer or Winter?
10) What do you do if you see an endagered animal eating an endagered plant?
11) If the police arrests a mime, do they say "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." ?
12) If the world is the stage, where does the public stays?
13) Why euthanasia requires sterilized syringes?
14) Why the word "abbreviation" is such a long word?
15) Why do we wash our towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
16) If people see birds when they hit their head, what do birds see when they hit their head?
17) I'M GONNA FIRE MA LAZOR AT U! WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO, MORTAL?
18) Why do we press harder on the remote control if we know the batteries are almost dead?
19) Why does a pizza delivery comes faster than an ambulance?
20) Why people, usually, command a double cheeseburger, a large serving of fries and, finally, diet coke?
21) Why do we find parking slots for handicaps in front of ice rinks? (no offense, okay? :Wink: )
22) If we want to shut down the Windows program, why do we always need to click 'START'?
23) If the flight is considered more and more secure, why does the airport is called "terminal"? (no offense)
24) If a word in the dictionary was written incorrectly because of a typographical error, how do we realize that it's wrong written?
25) Why didn't that smart guy Noah didn't squashed those two mosquitoes?
26) Why are more fleas in this world than humans?
27) Which is the most dangerous place in the world?
28) Which year lasts only one day?
29) What is the difference between a camel and a man?
30) What is life?
31) Why did God created Adam the first one and not Eve?
32) Why do hurricanes have names of women?
33) How does the cuckoo sings in USA?
34) Why do hens sit on the fences?
Okay, one of my friends sent me these questions. There were more than 34 but I didn't posted them. Anyway, how many questions can you answer? I managed to get some answers at some of them.
If a question or more offends you directly, meaning at your personal life, your family status etc., then I'm sorry. You can pass it, if you want.
Good luck to you, me and everybody else!
1:depends on the driver's I.Q. level.
2: YOU DARE QUESTION THE DECISION OF OF THE PEOPLE WHO FIRST NAMED IT????????
3: Ask Shakespeare, or whoever wrote that book.
4: they have someone to do work for them
5: the speed of light leaving
6: hmm... a big mechanical butt
7: maybe
8: go ask a Protoss (their knees are backwards)
9: It channels the powers of God through itself and does what it does best, -Disconnected-
10: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
11: "you have the right to speak, whatever you dont say will be used against you in court of law"
12: Grammar Nazi: If the world is the stage, where does the public *stay
13: uhhh.... i pass
14: To mess with you
15: when we clean ourselves off, all the sh*t we have on our bodies goes on that towel. Do you want to be using that towel over and over again?
16: stars
17: SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!
18: mentality
19: orly?
20: they think that the diet coke will get rid of the fat from the other foods, while it is actually helping kill you.
21: Grammar Nazi: it's parking *spots. i think because they enjoy hockey too.
22: they want us to stay and pay more and more and more!!!!!!
23: because, according to the definition, they separate into different parts to different flights
24: Get a nerd
25: i dont know
26: cuz they weak and only strong in numbers
27: sitting on top of an active atom bomb
28: fail
29: a man dont got humps
30: look in Lady Gaga's pants, thats where your answer is.
31: Ask him
32: Ask a hurricane specialist
33: ask it
34: ask a hen
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
Ah, sorry.
Forgot.
My answers are the best.
Re: Some *REALLY* hard questions
O.o
1) Nope, it's still going somewhere.
2) Carrots are awesome like dat.
3) He hasn't seen puberty yet.
4) It's just them.
5) You think I know that answer?
6) Heh, balls, package. See a connection?
7) No
8. Just...nasty.
9) They are all knowing.
10) CONTRADICTION?
11) Mime wins the case.
12) In the streets.
13) lolwut
14) Do you really have to ask that? It's cause it is.
15) Define 'clean'
16) They see cans of tuna, that simple.
17) HADOUKEN!
18) Dunno.
19) Pizza delivery guys are part time ninjas.
20) Depends on where you're ordering. Proportions might differ.
21) Dunno.
22) Because having an END button just doesn't look right. OR DOES IT?
23) I really don't get it.
24) My brain hurts because of you.
25) Wasn't on his to-do list.
26) Fleas are more sexually active.
27) My house, on football day.
28) There is really such thing?
29) We hump more than two times.
30) Life=game. Get it straight.
31) Do I look like God?
32) Because Men hog all other names.
33) With Auto Tune.
34) Cause Roosters have the barnhouse.
