King of the Hill (KoTH)

After few hours of sleeping, i finally rise from one of the hills and started to parkhour on the labyrinth of hills and reached the real hill, and once again joined the battle. Makes a device that changes any effect which i called as "Nervulone" and finally returned the earth to it's normal shape, and biomech rises up and bounces into a river while chaotic's device was broken and he cannot use it again, awesomego on the other hand flies into space and lands on a cookie planet where everybody loves him and he does not want to go back and he became the leader of the planet. "My hill"
But i forgot to do something about Frim.
(P.S This is one of the longest posts i ever made.)

I bore borntodeath so much he runs of the hill.
my hill.

My cookie plant zaps the hill into a cookie hill.
i tackle chaotic .
my hill

The gods of cookies take awesomego back to the planet and imprison him there, so i just climb up the hill.
my hill.

Then I come out of nowhere with my SFH3 Hacked Squad (made out of characters whose levels exceed 2000 and they all have fully-upgraded custom weapons), combined with a huge army of super-powered units from Battle Panic, and combined with the Order Empire from Stick War 2 Hacked, destroying ALL of you (except awesomego who is in a maximum-security prison on the hill), I capture that hill, and colonize it with the highest-possible technology and cities and civilizations on it, turning it into a humongous future fort. Of course, you guys then respawn, but all your stuff is lost... now mine!

And I also have a giant Infinity Shield (inspired by the Infinity Gauntlet from Marvel) surrounding that hill.

BTW, the hill is also now mine, and I also now have the Infinity Gauntlet, Eye of Agamotto, and Cloak of Levitation (all from Marvel), with all their gems. Of course, that's in the KoTH game.

:[guitarplayer.gif]::cool:
The hill is MINE! My hill!

I wake up and feel different. I look at my hands and they've turned dragon like. I check my back and see my dragon wings, i am now a draconic human capable of turning into an Infernal Dragon. To test my abilities, i take a step and arrive at the hill where tchow is sitting. In order to destroy all his defenses, i fly up to the sky and slam the hill faster than the speed of light which causes tchow and his fort to disintegrate to rubble. As i walk into the center, tchow is cowering in fear at the sight at me so i just flick my finger and send him to the moon. I then set up walls of thick steel around me to defend my rightful place
My hill

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Originally Posted by ChaoticCHAOS99

I wake up and feel different. I look at my hands and they've turned dragon like. I check my back and see my dragon wings, i am now a draconic human capable of turning into an Infernal Dragon. To test my abilities, i take a step and arrive at the hill where tchow is sitting. In order to destroy all his defenses, i fly up to the sky and slam the hill faster than the speed of light which causes tchow and his fort to disintegrate to rubble. As i walk into the center, tchow is cowering in fear at the sight at me so i just flick my finger and send him to the moon. I then set up walls of thick steel around me to defend my rightful place
My hill

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Walls of thick steel? Ha! That's puny, as I send Robo-Magneto to pick up the walls and throw them at your city, deactivating all tech that your city has and trapping you and your citizens beneath airtight rubble, and your wings are torn apart, your feet trapped under 200,000 tons of the same steel your walls were made of, and you suffocate within 10 minutes. Robo-Magneto chuckles and flies away (he has emotions despite him being a robot).


BTW, my Infinity Shield isn't that easy to pierce. It has the power of the Infinity Gauntlet itself.
And then what's this? The thing you disintegrated was a tangible hologram of the hill and my civilization. My real one is in an unknown location inside Snuffly Hedgehog Galaxy with constantly-upgrading technology with 999 decillion galactic Infinity Shields and counting. The holographic hill back at Earth deactivates, making what remains of your city fall to the ground and get obliterated. I then drill a hole into the inner core of the Earth, shoot a red matter bomb in there, spawn a black hole within the Earth, sucking everything inside. I also shoot 10 billion meteorites travelling at 999 decillion parsecs per zeptosecond at the Earth to prevent you from escaping. The black hole utterly consumes the Earth and all other planets in the Solar System, crushing all of you to death. Also, the Andromeda Galaxy then crashes into the Milky Way, but after they merge, they blow up and self-destruct. You respawn (and your spawnpoint is reset to) in the middle of Sagittarius A*, the supermassive black hole that survived the clash between the two galaxies, where you die and then respawn and then die again. BTW, my KoTH character is completely independent of food, sleep, water, any gases, and other things that humans require to survive. He is also immune to disease and aging, and he can live forever. So putting me to the moon is ineffective, and that was a hologram of me that you put to the moon. LOL

Everyone Else got sucked into a black hole by Tchow847

This is what I am like now: :cool:

You guys are now like this as you die and then respawn and die again, forever:
:arrgghh::arrgghh:


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My hill! I win. :[guitarplayer.gif]:

And since my KoTH character got enhanced with godly powers, I'm no longer just King of the Hill...

I'm God of the Hill!

TCHOW847 BECAME GOD OF THE HILL AT SEPTEMBER 30, 20,000 A.D.

AND HE IS NOT AFRAID OF DRAGONS

Just before i suffocate I teleport out and walk into the heavens domain. Although it pierces my flesh and rips it apart, I keep walking until i find the forbidden death time reverser Orb. I harness its power and pour all my power into it and Will tchow to die. I suceed in killing his past self therefore denying his very existence and ending all the BS he has. I then teleport back to the hill and see everything back to normal.
My hill sucka!

But you killing my past self was only a dream – the dream that pops up every time you die – because you're already in a black hole LOL so you die and respawn and die again

Still my hill and I'm still God of the Hill
BTW, even my past self in the game is harder to kill than you think.

:taunt::taunt::taunt::taunt:

i pull out a pack-a-punched ray gun and gun down tchow

MY HILL

You only knocked me unconscious with that puny ray gun of yours. You gullibly think I'm dead because I slowed down my own heart rate to 0, faking a cardiac arrest. I wake up after you took the hill, I travel back in time and rip the existences of you and Chaotic from the time stream, and I come back to see that my civilization grown back on the hill. I also summon huge holy armies from all holy realms to guard my hill. The rest of you are free from the prison but scattered across Earth. I auto-evolve my ancestors to make them have advanced technology and an IQ of 1,000 and make myself even more advanced. I travel extremely far back in time and annihilate the single-celled organisms that would evolve into Chaotic's and dagamet's great(x999,999)-ancestors.

My hill!

With mysteriously waking up in a space ship i noticed what happened outside and saw Tchow having a great time of him being a god. But something was wrong in this timeline... It was just the future, and found out this ship had a time machine so i came back to the present, where he is almost completely invincible i found some stuff and a human could need in the ship so i prepared for a while and found a suit or i could say a armor? I saw the "Varia Armor", "Gravity Suit" and MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor, Nanosuit and i found something perfect but i was not sure about this it was also suicidal to do it. So i tried to craft all of them into one. And went out to fight the Present Tchow, i tried the best i could i almost defeated him but the future Tchow interfered and had me in the run. But i saw some EMP's and 25 ION cannons in the ready. I threw the EMPs at the both Tchows and fired 25 ion cannons into their faces. But i was not sure if i defeated him. There was also 10 EMPs left so i decided to use it on the Robo-Magento.
My hill.

EMPs and ion cannons do nothing to ANY of my selves, and therefore I haven't been defeated. Instead, I absorb the EMP's energy, convert it into a shockwave and blast it at BorntoDeath, killing him instantaneously. Robo-Magneto also wakes up and continues his destruction spree on Chaotic's city. Then I travel 20 minutes back in time and kill BorntoDeath (and blow up his little ship) before he even thought about attacking my past self, so now my hill was still my hill.

But then what's this? Everyone else's fleets are closing in on my planet! "So you want to start a galactic war, huh? Bring it on," I telepathically said to the enemy fleets' generals. So I send my fleet (which has technology that's 999 google-plex times more advanced technology than all of your fleets combined multiplied by 999) to fight everyone else's, and my fleet utterly annihilates the enemy fleets, with some debris falling on my planet and injuring awesomego, then I walk to him and say: "Trying to spy your way into my hill, huh? Nice try, but your cloaking cannot fool my enhanced senses and extreme tech!" and then I heal awesomego to challenge him to a one-on-one fight to the death, and to make it fair I remove my suit of armor and put it in my inventory. He attacked me with his sword, but my super-fast reactions and recent mastery of the Force alone made his sword attacks look so slow and cumbersome, as I swiftly parry and dodge his attacks. Then in a zeptosecond I jump in the air and strike him down, vertically slicing him in half. Then I infuse salamander DNA with my body to improve my regeneration powers. I put on my suit of armor and teleport back to my room in my civilization on my hill.

My hill!

But before you blast off the one last ship i already had the only weapon could reverse some effects, i shot it on Tchow and yet making him a bit less powerful, he had some of his power cut off, and i managed to defeat him in one on one combat but he left something in my suit, a shockwave cannon that could blow off in 100 lightyears range.. it was already gonna blow in 4 hours i'm somewhat lucky to find another ship escaping and Tchow getting badly hurt in the shockwave making it a supernova, my ship was caught and took serious damage but my repair bots did the minor repair, Chaotic's city and the hill was broken down, and the nearby unknown planets were destroyed, suddenly i landed on a planet with a damage on its right side. I saw some random flying green things which sucks up everything on you by sticking to your head.
And somehow i saw Tchow's fleet, bombarding the upper side of the planet, being hopeless i found a underground base. It had the same thing on the ground, the flying green things the base was also a wreck and i saw some species that was hostile to Tchow's men i saw a logo but i read in hardly it was translating into.. "Space Pirates" I also found some tapes, about a crew got bombarded by Tchow etc. about Tchow. and one of the tapes had said the fleet had a weakness it's main ship the biggest of them all could blow up all the fleet which had the same shockwave happend last 4 hours, i quickly noticed the fleet had some casualties on the supernova so i used the ship which runs in the speed of light and quickly made to the biggest ship, the tape also said that the core of the biggest ship runs the shockwave, in which his elite men are already guarding the core. After defeating the guards, Tchow was just in time to stop me, he had a gun which makes him to his god self but he accidentally shot the core with it making it into a much more powerful supernova making it into a size of a yellow star becoming a red giant. After fighting he had me on the edge but i shot the core making it explode and it's explosion making a hole in space fabric time and going back to the day where the hill was simple, people had post-god powers unlike Tchow, Tchow was still alive... No one knows where he his or were hes hiding at.
(P.S i don't got the hill)

I regain all my powers and encrypt all my powers, so that no one can take them off of me. I also rip Borntodeath and his ancestor from reality, and now my hill is my hill and his weapon no longer exists. The flying green things are also wiped from existence, making them no longer exist. My civilization still lives, and Borntodeath's puny fleet no longer exists, because I wiped them from reality. But then there is another reality twist. Chaotic lives once more, but imprisoned in my max-security prison. And awesomego? Why, his spawnpoint is set to the core of the invincible and immortal blue star of which my planet orbits. Dagamet lives once again, though. When I found out he was alive and on the loose, I became enraged. And my body started to mutate. Vicious Protodisintegratonium claws grew on my hands, both on my knuckles Wolverine + Daken style and on my fingers. My face begins to become blood red, my eyes flash with rage. My teeth become super-sharp, my tongue becoming forked. I grow to 10 feet tall, and I began to look more like a super-intelligent godly Red Hulk. This is my Rage Form. I Hulk-jump all the way into where dagamet is located, and I rip him apart with my bare hands, decapitating him with my claws. I then flick a finger and all of the enemy planets become supernovae. Everyone else lives, but still scattered across my world.

And still in my Rage Form, I shout out with a terrifying roar: "MY HILL!!"

Being scattered in your world i fought against a heavy defense and finally a boss battle
Defeats Tchow because of speed.
My hill.

I'm not killed THAT easily. What you "defeated" was just a prototype clone. A decoy to distract you. I was actually hiding behind a secret place in the base. I come out and rip you apart with my bare hands (I'm still in Rage Form). You respawn in a Zombie Pit where swarms of Protodisintegratonium Zombies literally engulf you and eat you up.

My hill.

With that "clone" I knew your weaknesses and skills i respawned on a different place and came in your secret base and started to battling tchow, noticing you have medium speed i ran on a sonic boom with that speed i took some advantage and hit tchow hard on his weakness getting tchow out from his rage form.
With tchow has been damaged during the battle, i took tchow in the high security prison where chaotic was.
"My hill"

Haha lol you put a hologram into my own prison (this is why my Protodisintegratonium Golems call me "The Master of Holograms," because I massively use holograms). And little did you realise that the clone was just a derpy prototype that had none of my powers or skills and only looked like me so you used it on my hologram and put it in the max-security prison. Also, even if it WAS the real me, I would know how to escape because I made the prison. You fell for my trick again and you always have. Again, I come out from my hiding place and rip you apart with my bare hands. "MY POWERS ARE ENCRYPTED; THEY CANNOT BE TAKEN. YOU KNOW THAT, YET YOU STILL TRY TO TAKE MY POWERS," I growled to metroidofan (she was still alive), just before I decapitated him by using two of my fingers. I put metroidofan in the prison and add 999,999 Protodisintegratonium Golems to guard that prison. I recover my hill and my civilization lives once again.

Just so you know, I'm God of my hill. I have no weak spot, nor do I have a significant weakness! Also, you can't outrun me. I can travel at warp 10.0, which is WAY faster than the speed of light. You can't kill me just by running into me at the speed of sound.

The next day I walked into the prison to see if everyone was still there. I also telepathically tap into their minds to see their intent and to check for signs of plotting to escape. I catch metroidofan red-handed plotting with Chaotic trying to escape the prison, so I then open the door, haul metroidofan out of the cell, smash her head into one of the walls, grab her neck and strangle her until her head pops out. I then set her spawnpoint to an isolation room. I also walk to chaotic and knock him out for trying to escape. I close the cell door and the 130 locks on the door and put everyone else who is imprisoned there into isolation.

My hill.

(Lol Tchow metroidofan is actually a woman due to "her" introduce yourself)

I walk out of the prison, and think for a moment about how to make the prison even more inescapable, talking to myself: "Hmm. What if these people do escape and get past all my guards? Hmm... Aha! I have an idea!"

*sets up an impassable swarm of traps and Zombie Pits around the prison and builds 30 more solid ProtoDisintegratonium walls*

Still my hill.

Guess what? I reset the hill to the previous grassy state and I kick tchow847 off of the hill.
My hill

I launch a full-scale invasion of that hill and utterly smash through your defenses as if they were nothing. I then come out of my ship and decapitate awesomego with my bare hands. I then place my civilization on my hill and my hill is now my hill. Awesomego is now in the core of the blue star that my planet orbits, and therefore he respawns and dies and respawns again.

My hill. BTW, you can't just kick me out. You have to fight for the hill.

I recieve a court order that tchow is barred from owning the hill, thus the 50k U.N soldiers storming the hill for me.
My Hill.

Omg I just said you can't just kick someone out from the hill, because this is KoTH. You have to fight for the hill, even if it's to the DEATH! I launch a full-scale attack on awesomego's hill and utterly crush his army within seconds. I reclaim the hill, turn it into a technological civilization. I then disintegrate awesomego and throw the subatomic remnants of his disintegrated corpse all the way to the blue star.

My hill. Yes, it's a fight to the death.

I beg your pardon? I would assume the thread owner maker makes the rules.I can capture the hill in any way I want.
The security council finds tchow guilty and burns him at stake.
I reincarnate as a chicken and reclaim the hill.
My Hill.

I respawn and sap the life force of awesomego's chicken form, then I overcook him well-done, season it like crazy, and feed the heavily-seasoned overcooked chicken to the zombies. I then reclaim the hill via conquest and unparalleled galactic power, and then destroy the planet of that annoying and suspicious court that was manipulating the game.

My hill. No more game-manipulating court thingys!

science can beat anything...
you want to win with science...
you think you have what it takes to take on five members of the forum's elites at forum games...
if it's true... then you'll have to prepare yourself for the most mind twisting word manipulating science depending IQ testing fight for this HILL!!!!!
You'll fight against team HILL KINGS, all members supporting this team, type "tm.hillkings" at the beginning of each post you make!, because this,tchow847... IS OUR HILL!!

I pour liquid corrodium on biomechanicalism, corroding him so much that his entire body is eaten away by the super-strong alkali, then I incinerate the remnants of his corroded corpse. I reclaim the hill and my forces disintegrate most of the other members of Team HILL KINGS, the remainder of which are stuck in my Deathbyrinth (a deathly labyrinth that is filled with deathtraps, overwhelming numbers of zombies and necromancers, and clones of me that have all my powers and no signifcant weaknesses, just like I have no significant weaknesses). My hill.

P.S. Isn't this a free-for-all?

"tm.hillkings"
too bad my biologically engineered DNA has my cells adapt to any hazardous media, and in a second's notice; all my body cells counter-actively generate reactive elements, turning your corrodium into harmless materials.
after surviving the incinerator using complicated cell disassembly and mindful resource managing. I opened a teledimensional rift and return my team members before they were disintegrated. we simply teleport through all your defenses, walls, clones, armada and darth vader. MY HILL (at least until there is someone that wants to join the team)

P.S. I don't think there were any rules that mentioned anything about that, I think this will evolve to be (team) king of the hill match = endless possibilities XD

A nuclear bomb effectively disintegrates before it hits the hill, and turns the hill into cookies.
While biomech is distracted, A large egg appears, and a foot extrudes out of the shell and kicks him all the way to Nuuk.
My Hill.

"Haha you forgot to kill me! GOTCHA!" I shout out as I rip apart biomechanicalism and turn awesomego into a mosquito and crush him underfoot. Zombies feed on biomechanicalism's dismembered corpse. I turn the cookie hill back into my hill, and I add an indestructible teleportation shield (the generator is also indestructible), rendering your teleportation powers useless. I inflict nuclear fusion on the rest of the members of Team Hill Kings, making the nuclei of all their atoms release all their protons, and making their bodies explode like nuclear bombs. "Adapt to that!" I exclaim.

My hill.

"tm.hillkings"
oh but I did adapt, you thought I would risk my life without a back up plan?
thankfully, I had my perfectly engineered DNA backed up on billions of mainframes across the whole universe. In a second's notice, the closest mainframe uses a quantum printer, returning me from the same state I was before you ripped me apart.
so did all of my team.
your teleportation shield can prevent anyone to teleport in and out, "but there was one thing you overlooked" I say as I simply push the button, and you watch as a superstructure within my flagship starts glowing strongly, and the whole hill with the teleportation shield and the generator is in my Empire's territory.
not doing the same mistake as you did, I place faster than light travel inhibitors, rendering any means of teleportation hopeless within my Empire. "allow me to explain" any ship travelling faster than light, any means of teleportation will disintegrate due to the unstable static field made by the inhibitors.
and I doubt you would want that hill anymore, you don't want to start another galaxial war after the last one or the super high IQ folks of yours would be far less smarter than you claim they are if they don't overthrow you. MY HILL!!!

Remember that I have God of The Hill powers? That means, in the flick of a finger... BOOM! Biomechanicalism is sent flying all the way to the core of a blue star, incinerating him within 0.000000001 zeptoseconds. To make sure he really is dead, I clone the star and I turn the one with biomechanicalism's burning corpse into a supernova, then a black hole, after which I close the black hole. I then open that supermassive black hole below Team Hillking's feet, sucking them in. Note that this black hole is upgraded and can and will suck in anything not owned by me, that includes your buildings on the hill. Teleportation shields are useless against black holes, as that would just suck them up like soup.

(Note that these astral powers are (c) Copyright 50,000 A.D. Tchow847, God Inc. All powers encrypted and all rights reserved.)

"tm.hillkings"
from your actions, I take it that you haven't read my post well enough, so let me show you my true powers!
quantum printers all around the universe start printing entire armadas within seconds. interdimentional rifts open all across my empire as fleets keep coming from parallel universes, numbers increase in exponentials.
"you think a supermassive black hole can stop ME!" I say, after another quantum printer reforms my body from the last state I was in.
a specialized ship the size of a star, loaded full with negative energy, fires into the black hole. it immediately disintegrates into stardust, leaving the place with nothing but billions of flagships, septillions of battleships and over a gooleplex fighters.
"you have started what you can't finish..." and in mere hours, over half of your empire is left in ruins, even ruins look better than what's left of your empire.
"surrender the hill to me, and spare what's left of your empire the pain and destruction" the message was transmitted to everyone recieving, mutinies arise everywhere, strikes, anything a normal person would do to prevent his doom had been done.
"this is the end, this is my hill. you have no idea what this hill is all about, you can learn the truth after you give it to me, the fate of the universe depends on it!"
"Soon enough, it's going to be nobody's hill. it was something even POWERMAN didn't know about..."

P.S. i think I should be a sci-fi writer, what do you think?

Did you really think that you can threaten MY empire like that and get away with it!? Think again! After 200 years of putting all your ships and everyone in the ships into stasis, they finally break free from the stasis, only to see my ultimate army (and my empire fixed and expanded): Huge armies of clones of me that have my powers and skills and behave like me, as well as everything from SFH1, SFH2, SFH3, SFH: Extraction, Bloons Tower Defense 5, Bloons Monkey City, Realm of the Mad God, all possible series of Star Wars, Raft Wars 1, Raft Wars 2, Car Eats Car, Car Eats Car 2, WWE 2K16, Minecraft, all possible series of Plants vs. Zombies, all possible series of Halo, and all the other games I know, all enhanced by Protodisintegratonium augmentations and their technology upgraded to this era, cloned by the centillions of googleplexes. Protodisintegratonium printers also print googleplexes of System Destroyers that are charged with all possible energies created in this era. Other troopers include Cybernetic Animals – animals almost completely made of robotics with only a fraction of their organic area left – upgraded to this era. Yes, all of them can adapt 10 times faster than you, biomechanicalism. I adapt 20 times faster. BTW, little did you know that you are now within Snuff Empire space (my empire was named that). My armies clash with yours, causing an epic intergalactic battle. http://www.arcadeprehacks.com/forum/...milies/mad.gifhttp://www.arcadeprehacks.com/forum/...ies/aikido.gifhttp://www.arcadeprehacks.com/forum/...es/paladin.gifhttp://www.arcadeprehacks.com/forum/...es/paladin.gifEventually, your armies get disintegrated utterly, and my hill is my hill once again. I travel at 999 centillion times faster than the speed of light, smashing right into biomechanicalism, causing the nuclei of all his atoms to explode in an explosion so big that his entire planet is blown to bits. The death message is as shown:

Biomechanicalism was doomed to watch in horror as his body skyrocketed over critical mass by Tchow847

MY HILL

Biomechanicalism's spawn point is now set in a nuclear fusion chamber (that adapts 100 times faster than he does), where he constantly dies (of nuclear fusion) and respawns and dies again.
Tchow847 rules once again.

(I'm sorry if this is too long, but if you're reading. keep going because you're in for the story of your life "not exactly")
"well, isn't that cute?" I respawn in another quantum printer using my latest backup.
"this is the final straw... no more will my forces be distracted with your puny attempts for a lost cause... consider this your end!"
peace treaties were signed all around the parallel dimensions. councils arranged all around the timelines regarding the intergalactic timeline security and defense. after being informed about the disaster waiting to happen, Entire Armadas were mobilized, scientists from all around the multiverse worked together in researching weapon technologies.
"you thought you were the only one in the universe that has the latest technology, you are right... BUT THIS IS THE MULTIVERSE, and here... only I make the rules. your entire universe's timeline is threatened, and no amount of soldiers or ships can change it, only one thing can, the HILL. surrender it to me before it's too late."
suddenly, a huge magnetic wave fired from all the rifts surrounding your forces, it was so strong that the laws of physics stopped applying for an instant, all your ships, forces, fleets, planets, suns, galaxies all around the universe disintegrated to photons.
"I am now putting your universe under siege, it won't end until you surrender the hill."
once the transmission ended, all the rifts leading from your universe were closed, except for one, programmed to allow nothing but the hill, no matter was left in the universe except for your own atoms and your home planet, none of your people survived, all the resources of the planet are roughly enough make one poorly made cargo ship without wasting any of the resources on automated shipyards, you have to do it all by yourself.
and since all the power and matter in the entire universe vanished, all your powers dissipates in moments, you are a normal human being with nothing but your handy superpower-free screwdriver. there's no room to make any tricks, and after years, you finally surrender to make the cargo ship, you look at the hill with confused expressions, "what is it in this hill that made all this happen? this can't be a normal hill!
and with the last bit of your superpowers, you sense an awful lot of power inside. so great that it should have collapsed into a black hole, after hours of inspection you find an engraved figure that looks like a cog. it resembled an artifact that was confirmed to be of alien origin on your planet back in the days before the hill even existed, you quickly bring it and pop it in place. and a door opens within the hill, leading to the chamber of control. it had the power to do anything anywhere as long as the place is connected to the room by a rift, after a few minutes of admiring the sheer power, you finally understand what the hill was all about. the comms device received a transmission. you knew it was me. "now you know what the hill is about, it has limitless powers, it attracted everyone around it and corrupted everyone near it, the will to fight with everything you have for just a hill was nothing but the pure power in this hill... this is the final transmission, the moment you activate it, the final rift connected to your universe will be irreversibly cut off. don't let greed take over you, do it for yourself, do it for all of your friends, give me the hill to end this madness right now!" the comm device breaks into silence, not one bit of noise left to disturb the moment of decision. you had only two decisions, one of which is to activate the superweapon, giving yourself the ultimate power. but, as a consequence, you live alone, with no friends, family, or even enemies. the other is to surrender the weapon and not help but watch as the power is taken away, emptied so that no-one would ever out-power anyone else, and civilizations would learn to co-operate work towards unity. there are no other options, because this question tests the metal of everyone put to it, and pushes them to the limit...
you have to make up your mind quickly though, a cargo ship is coming from the rift and you feel the power of the hill corrupting you...

Haven't you realised that the quantum printer (the only one left) that spawns you is ALSO in the nuclear fusion chamber? That means you die and respawn and die again.

Still my hill.

BTW, I am now expanding my empire to the other universes.

Rekt m8

"you ruined my entire story... over 20 minutes of thinking and typing... wasted..."
I swiftly flick a switch, activating a paradox generator, undoing everything you have ever done that is related to "your empire".
unlike standard physics, quantum physics never break, completely wipes out your empire and your memory of it.
even anything about the hill itself.
I've had my revenge...
A rift teleports the hill irreversibly through endless dimensions, where it's unreachable to any technology of any shape and you're left with nothing but with the never ending armada pouring through the universe. with no empire...
"you better hope we don't meet again..." I say before vanishing with the hill.

You forgot that you cannot delete my title as a God of the Hill nor can you wipe my memory! I use techno-magic (and 100 billion clones of the astromech droids BB-8 and R2-D2) to hack into the paradox generator and override it to give me back my empire and my hill, expand the empire to the entire multiverse, and de-evolve biomechanicalism into his human form, then I come to him and slice him into centillions of pieces. Since he is human, he cannot regenerate after being ripped apart. Then I put the remnants of his corpse into a nuclear fusion chamber (and set his spawnpoint there), making him respawn only to die again.

I make dummy clones of his strongest form to train myself against him if he somehow escapes from having the nuclei of his atoms explode.

FATALITY

TCHOW WINS