King of the Hill (KoTH)

"you insist on embarrassing yourself, fine. have it your way. you either know quantum mechanics or you don't"
"let's start with the basics, ok?" a quantum printer makes quick work of my recovery, recovering me from my previous quantum state.
"allow me to RE iterate, AGAIN. when I say undo, I mean that it didn't happen to begin with, NOT losing all memory about it, making your argument invalid"
"moreover, having billions of quantum printers is almost like having a backup of yourself, from what your basic body structure all the way to the thought you were having on your mind stored on billions of different mainframes connected to BILLIONS of quantum printers, like bringing up a backup. basically... It's not a spawn point."
quantum physics FATALITY, ten times better than the normal one and ten times the violence! (not literally)
MY HILL

P.S: I guess it's just both of us fighting for the hill now... they know they can't mess with us.:cool:
P.S 2: maybe we should start explaining all that we do, get a little more:duel: back and not do the super unbeatable god-like galactic invader ok? a hacked game isn't half as fun or creative as a challenging one
:stop:

I walk weakly and wearily around a mountain, and then suddenly I trip and fall, banging my head on a corundum-conglomerate rock, falling unconsicous.

When I wake up, I end up with a temporal fracture, suddenly remembering everything that happened before the quantum alteration occurred. I regain the godly powers and my memories (don't worry I won't use the time stream part of my powers), and I jump onto biomechanicalism, banging him deep into the ground and disintegrating him.

My hill

I fall through the sky and land on tchow from where I start torturing him for many hours until he loses his will. Then I throw him off the hill and reclaim the hill which was once mine.

my hill

But what Chaotic tortured and threw off the hill was a decoy that looks exactly like me and behaves exactly like me, as he later found out in frustration when he saw the thing turn back into its actual form: a robot. That's when just as he turned around, I rammed into him so hard with my sword that his body exploded from the inside out, and rocketed so far that it reached the zombie pit, the zombies of which ate up the body parts.

I then reclaim my hill and through building I revert it to its mechanical-ish form.

However little did tchow know that i was the demon god. I ressurect myself and stretch a little then charge at the hill. As i go face to face with him, i click my fingers and he starts burning from the inside out.
My hill.

"Urrrff... Good try, Chaotic, but I can survive without my internal organs, and my brains' melting (and boiling point) is way above your fire (I now have 4 brains)," I say as the fire burning me gets automatically extinguished by internal fire extinguishers (I now have cybernetics that cannot be corrupted, hacked, infected by any form of virus, or affected by any form of EMP or short circuit), leaving my brains and my exoskeleton behind covered in soot. I approach Chaotic and challenge him to a 1 vs. 1 duel.

:mad::duel::duel:

Eventually I emerge victorious.
"ChaoticCHAOS has been defeated!"
"And I, Tchow847, God of the Hill, emerge victorious!"

:paladin:
Oh and I almost forgot:
My hill

•﹏• Tchow doesn't see that awesomego is directing a bull straight at him. Tchow drops straight into the chasm.
Tchow forgets all about the hill and awesomego buys the land deed.
.my hill. ◑▂◐

I run at Awesomego at the speed of sound with my cybernetic ninja robes and pull a laser katana and slice off his arm and go back and cut off his head amd them slice it 1000 times and recover the land deed.
my hill

Suddenly for no apparent reason I wake up and remember everything, rise from the chasm, and send Cloudmans into a -1 x 10^-99999999 Kelvin pit (which is actually hotter than any positive Kelvin), where Cloudmans gets incinerated instantaneously. Then I grab the land deed and add an enchantment of which only I can touch it; anyone else that touches it gets instantaneously disintegrated.

Then I see that awesomego has revived and I summon an I.rex on him. The I.rex devours him in a CRUNCH!!!!!

I climb out of the pit unscathed as my cybernetic ninja robes come with a built in shield which can withstand any temperatures and as I climb out I see the I. Rex and throw mini atomic explosive ninja stars at it and detonate them with my thoughts killing it in a massive explosion. I then turn on my cloaking devise which blocks my temp., visual, sound displacement (so no echolocation and I become completely silent also) and when I step on grass the grass doesn't get squished down. My cloaking device is so good that even gods and demons can't see me. and I rush tchow with my laser katana and slice all four brains in one trillion pieces and then decinigrate them and his body, but in the process I destroy the deed, so I use a printer that is built into my cybernetic robes ( don't ask me why I need one) and print another deed.
My hill

Suddenly Cloudmans' robe glitches because it tried to withstand negative Kelvin, and exploded his back, exposing the internal organs in his torso (too morbid?). Then I revive and attack from behind and rip his core out and crush it, then I crush his brains, slice his spine in half, hack into his systems and cause him to self-destruct.

I infuse the remnants of his robe into my cybernetic eyes so that I can see him even in his cloaked form, and steal the deed, enchanting it with the same enchantment (except this time the deed is also now indestructible and holographic, and now anyone who touches it disintegrates and undergoes nuclear fusion. Even if an enemy touches it with a weapon or tool, the deed will still blow him up). Never lazy, I continue upgrading my defenses against cloaked enemies like Cloudmans.

I put tempera-nanomites in the pit so that when Cloudmans falls in his cloak explodes.

I forgot again!:

My hill.

Why do I keep forgetting to say that? :banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

I see a light and the face of god. He says, "you not ready to join me up here" he then zaps me with extreme amounts of power which I use to destroy everything in this universe, including tchows existence and then destroy the hell he was sent to and create another universe and hill and land deed.

I went a little overboard there, but still, my Hill.

The Godly-OP magical restriction was broken (it forbids people to use too-OP powers and if someone goes all-out OP somehow, it breaks and allows other people to go all-out OP if they have the capability to do so), because Cloudmans somehow find a way to go all-out OP, so I revive in the middle of the hypervoid that was once the former universe, and go all-out OP, tap into the space-time continuum, travel back in time, and kill Cloudmans with a tremendous blast before he could destroy the former universe. When the space-time continuum restores to equilibrium, I find myself back in my hill with the enchanted holographic land deed, with the Godly-OP magical restriction intact to equalize things.

My hill.

I awaken to find myself in a room all by myself, I try to exit through an open doorway but a forcefield appears that is bright red that says "BANNED FROM KOTH FORUM THREAD" in bold white letter. I then feel something forming in my hand. I look to see what it is, it turns out to be a radio, like the one from Bioshock.

I hear a man's voice coming through the radio saying, "Would you kindly take that unBAN hammer over there."

I find it in the corner of the room, it's just a sledgehammer that says unBAN on the side of the head.

"Yeah that's the one, kid you have a lot to learn about APH, but I will give you a second chance, hit the forcefield with the hammer and go on your way. You won't get another chance like this. Oh and don't let anyone else out with this power I'm giving you, please."

I hit the forcefield and it shatters like glass. I exit the room and see 1,000's of rooms like the one I was in. And dozens of rooms that are more fortified against IP addresses for repeat offenders. I decide to free everyone from this to create a distraction, unbanning even the 'BFL' (banned for life). I hear sirens go off and administration guards coming with BAN weaponry (like guns that ban people when shot). But they are no match for the 'BFL'. In all the commotion I leave the BAN prison and the whole APH website is on high alert. Tchow leaves the hill behind to go help Administration take care of the BANNED as he would do anything to get Administrator status. with the land deed still on the hill, I remembered the enchantment. I see more writing on the unBAN hammer that says "also destroys OP enchantments" so I destroy the enchantment and take the deed.

My Hill.

Administration comes along and attacks Cloudmans, shoving him into the BAN cage. This time, there is no unBAN hammer to destroy it. Reason: I grabbed the hammer and crushed it, and stomped on the fragments.

Cloudmans is stuck on the BAN cage forever. Meanwhile, I reclaim the holographic land deed, re-add the enchantment, and put a spell on it of which no power in any unknown or known multiverse can destroy the enchantment. Then I add a blood magic curse on it saying Whoever touches the deed, if not the owner of deed, shalt be curs'd for eternity, as he/she shall suffer an agonizing death by envenomation from all poisons in the multiverse, then be-burn'd with negative Kelvin. Afterwards, he/she shalt undergo nuclear fusion and blow up into 999 centillion quantum-foam-sized pieces, then those pieces shalt get annihilated. Not even a puddle of flesh shall be left.


Cloudmans wakes up, and I shove the deed into his hands, killing him with the same curse. I then reclaim the deed and put it in...

Oh well, the thing I put it in is classified.

My hill.

:cool::cool::cool::cool:

BTW the warden said to Cloudmans: "You know why you are in the banned room? Because you freed everyone when I strictly told you not to. Fortunately for us, the unBan hammer has been annihilated by Tchow. You are not only banned for life. Tomorrow morning, you shall have your IP address wiped from the face of cyberspace (ooh that rhymes) forever!"

Then tomorrow morning comes. POOF! Cloudmans is now wiped from cyberspace.

My very existence is enough to make tchow wet himself and run away

my hill

cos screw long ass posts about taking over a hill

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ChaoticCHAOS99

My very existence is enough to make tchow wet himself and run away

my hill

cos screw long ass posts about taking over a hill

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lolwut

But then I come back with weapons that are high-tech as heck and disintegrate chaotic with the weapons.

The land deed is mine once again.

My hill.

(you want the big guns? fine i'll give you the big guns)
i reform in another area and i meditate for a while to recover my power. i then go over to the hill and look up at tchow before walking away. As i come back with a vulcan, I grin and let loose the bullet storm on Tchow. once the ammo runs out i then decapitate him and the call in a carpet bomb strike then a nuke for good measures.

my hill

I absorb the gamma radiation from the nuclear bomb as I revive, with the absorbed gamma radiation permanently (no power on earth can remove it or use my own gammafications against me) infused into my body, increasing my powers a hundredfold. I then suddenly find the hill back on Earth. It shall be on Earth. I unleash a torrent of meteorites the size of buildings upon Chaotic, smashing him up. Just in case he survives the cataclysmic cannonade, I then cause it to rain droplets of absolute-zero liquid helium on him, freezing him instantaneously. Afterwards, I cast a Brobdingnagian barrage of Godfire (-1 x 10^-999999999 yocto-Kelvin) fireballs upon him, disintegrating the ice, then incinerating him. Afterwards, it is electrocution the 99999999-yottavolt Godlightning, then a devastating bomb made out of supercharged particles. Then, the Terrifying Typhonic Triplets (3 ultra-OP typhoons of death), with -999999 ph Godacid rain as their precipitation, come, and start raining 999999 yottalitres of Godacid rain on him, corroding him like crazy, while blowing all kinds of melee weapons of all technologies (from something as simple as a caveman's club through buzz-flails and boom-and-chains, to the Godsword itself) at him, slicing him into quantum-foam-sized pieces, and those quantum-sized-pieces get utterly annihilated by all the attacks – which are all fully-charged and in full power – from Dragon Ball Z, combined in a single blast. So powerful was the blast that the entire Local Multiverse (the multiverse that we all live in, except SnuffPlanet, which is in the Erinacean Multiverse) was utterly annihilated and exploded in a giant KRRAAAKKRROOMMBOOMRZZKZTKTZZ!!!


The Local Multiverse was restored, and everyone that I didn't intend to kill off came back to life.

NOTE: In real life, the multiverse we all live in (if it is a multiverse and not just a universe) may not actually be called the Local Multiverse and it is very improbable that there is actually a multiverse called the Erinacean Multiverse. Please note that the Erinacean Multiverse I mentioned was made-up.

BTW, my hill.

i respawn and stab tchow in the back.

my hill


off game: wtf overkill much? xD

But then little did chaotic know that I had those back spikes that Snipers wear in TF2 so his backstab did no effect and I turn around and decapitate him then teleport to the Simple Multiverse (a multiverse with just a supermassive black hole and a couple of red stars and a few uninhabitable planets. Note that a multiverse like this may not actually exist), stuff his body into the core of an inhospitable planet, and give him the same divine judgement as last time. This time no one else was going to be killed other than chaotic. I find out that his head is still remaining. I infect his body with lead (similar to what Skynet did to John Connor not long after the beginning of Terminator Genisys) and stuff him in a quantum field generator, disintegrating him.

tchow killed a clone. tchow dumb so me sparta kick his ass and me gain hill.

my hill

I summon a Yoshi from nowhere and he gulps you alive. I throw that Yoshi off a cliff so you die.
My hill.

I come out of the hole unscathed and tear verader's internal organs out. Then I rip his brain out and feed it to the zombies. To ensure that he was the real verader, I scan him thoroughly. He was the real one. I kick the remainder of his corpse in the gluteus maximus (a.k.a. the butt) so hard that the corpse flies so high that it orbits the Earth as the multiverses' largest spacejunk to ever orbit a planet.

My hill :cool::cool::cool::cool:

i snipe tchow in the head and then annoy him off the hill

my hill

But then I come back with an army of :triniti: s, :morpheus: s, and :superman::superman:

They gang up on chaotic and kill him (and his clones) within seconds.

My hill.

I then run over the scottish bagpipers, get out of the truck,walk over to the comfy bed, and start to sing.

I kill temperance instantly for getting off-topic roflolmao

My hill STILL

a portal opens up and a new copy of me walks out and the portal closes. i push tchow off the hill.

my hill

I come back, travelling at 999 centillion^999 centillion times the speed of light, smashing into chaotic so hard that I go straight through him and he gets disintegrated instantly. I then hunt down his clone and I do a Mortal Combat fatality on him.

My hill.

Wait untill the nightfall to make my move, sneak up to Tchow847 without a noise. Take out my katana silently and swing at him. Unfortunatly my katana's case unattach itself and drop on the floor with a result of waking Tchow847 up *Look at my case fall down with big eyes saying '' Noooo ! '' in my head*.

As my swing was going through, he manage to move away ! Left with a small cut on his arm, we stare at each other for a little while, analysing, waiting to see what one of us will do. Seeing Tchow847 losing eyes contact for a fraction of second I make my move, thinking ''Here's my chance !'' As fast as lightning, I make my way next to him, emotionless, he looked back at me ! '' How can he catch with my speed !'' I thought. Losing concentration, my blade cut through the air, aiming for his torso, he blocked my katana with his palms, like a sandwish. With a mocking smile he push me back. As the tension goes up, my hearth start to beat faster, my grip get stronger and my vision sharper. Taking a huge breath, I close my eyes and I vanish. In his back I lay a powerfull hit on his cheek, stunning him for a second. Taking my chance, I cut off one of his arm. Unfortunatelly for me, Tchow847 step aside before I could cut him in half. As fast as he is, with his incredible speed, pierce through me with his left arm. Grabbing his arm as strong as I can, I start throwing up blood. We look at each other and I slice through his stomach. Knowing I will die, it was the less I could do. Tchow847 take out his arm off my chest, leaving a huge hole. As I hit the ground, I smile and managa to grab my katana with my left strenght. Taking it off, leaving him with a open wound as I fade away.

I did not take the hill.

But will retry.

i respawn at a checkpoint and sweep kick tchow and mythnight (for the sake of the rules of the game) and kick em off the hill. i then erect a massive wall and gain a promotion from trump

my hill

I decapitate Mythnight for necroposting in different threads then smash a hole into Chaotic's walls and I put a thermobaric bomb inside and everyone inside it blows up and gets cooked well done. Then I turn subatomic, sabotage the atomic structure of the walls, turning it into the extremely-volatile radioisotope uranibloonTOTVMium-925 (UBT). I then come out and grow to normal size, soak the wall in a torrent of napalm, then I drop a big glass tank of primed incendiary grenades on it, shoot a supercharged particle bomb on it, teleport to SnuffPlanet, and watch the world's biggest and newest intergalactic fireworks show commence. The explosions were so large and so bright that night literally became day for 3 hours straight in SnuffPlanet.

I then return to Earth, but wait a second. What Earth? Where is the Solar System? Where the hell is the Local Multiverse and its surrounding multiverses? Oh right, that much UBT blew it to centillions of pieces. I recreate the Local Multiverse (and its surrounding multiverses) and everything inside them (including Earth) to the state before Chaotic put his walls on the hill.

My hill.

I respawn and poke tchow's eye causing him to run off

my hill

I come back with regenerated eyes, decapitate chaotic and throw his head and headless body into an incineration pit.

i respawn again and just sit on the hill waving "hello" at tchow

my hill

I kick chaotic in the crotch and throw him into the blue hypergiant star Eta Carinae.

My hill.

i absorb the blue hypergiant and gain the properties of fire. i then blast off and land onto the hill. when tchow turns to look at me, i shoot him with blue fire

my hill

But then I come back and destabilize your cooling core and you overheat, all that power becomes too much for your mortal body, and you suddenly and uncontrollably fly into where the hypergiant once was and explode into a new blue hypergiant star. Of course in the process you die instantly.

My hill. No wait. It's now a big crater that scratched the asthenosphere. Might as well repair that.
*repairs crater*
NOW it is my hill.

i respawn but with only half the power my previous life had and then shoot fireballs at tchow burning him to ashes

my hill