Chances: Apocalypse

*"Hey, its morning!!!! Oh, snap" Sees all the Roks around us. 'Looks like we are gunna have a slaugterfest boys."*
*Aims at a Rok*
*"Fire..."*

BOOM!
Load
Fire
BOOM!
Load
Fire
BOOM!
Load
:blackeye:
Fire
BOOM!

Ow.

*"Snap! Johnnys hit!" Pulls out my M16 and epicly owns all off the rooks EPICLY*

Meh, it's not much, I'll walk it off.

:blackeye: :arrow: :blink: :arrow: :doh: :arrow: :cool:

I dont understand your smilies.
This is what I see
Shot=Shocked=Doh=Cool.
*Throws you down and performs first aid.* :haha:
=D :grin: :lol:

Thanks.

It's supposed to show my wound healing.

*Then Spade abandons us. :cray:. Atleast Lukes still here.*

Hey, come back here!

"What do you guys mean ABANDON? XD I guess I snoozed off to much...Ok, since you guys woke me AND Luke up.."
*grabs P90, sighs*
"I hate moving...why do we always have to move? I mean I know that we have to move to get the Roks...but can we stop sometimes? Oh well, time for some target practice."
*walks toward the fence and picks off some Holo Targets*
[Hey easy on the smilies peoples...XD Don't ban urselves...=]

*A Rok army arrives."Oh Snap! Retreat!" Runs away with team*

Just kidding,

I set up some wax peoples all around here.
Fire
Boom
Load
Fire
Miss
Load
Fire
Boom
Load
More roks.
Fire
Boom
Load
Fire
Boom
Load
Rok Fire
Missed
Fire
Boom
Load
Fire
Boom
Done

*You suck, I thought an army was here and we were screwed. Does target pratice with Johnny.*

Just a few, and they started shooting me, but they missed :lol:

Where's my AK-47? Ahh there it is.

Load
Fire
32/50 hit
Load
Fire
26/50 hit
Load
Fire
36/50 hit
Load
Rok fire
:blackeye:
Fire at Roks
31/50 hit
Load
Fire
34/50 hit
Rok fire
Missed
Load
*Switches to RPG*
Load
Fire
Boom
Load
Fire
Boom
Done.

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Originally Posted by old

Changed the numbers around a little bit to make it more realistic. The original numbers were 33, 27, 36, 30, and 33, in that order, and the original magazine size was 36.

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When I originally wrote this post I knew next to nothing about modern armaments. But after watching R. Lee Ermy's Rifle episode of Lock N' Load repeatedly, I now know that an AK-47 is an automatic rifle, not like the Battle Rifle from Halo 3, which I associated it with. That is why the numbers were multiples of 3, which represented burst fire, and the magazine was 36, because those are both properties of the Battle Rifle. I changed the numbers to make it seem more like an actual AK-47 rather than the BR.

Now, back on topic.

How do you lose targets?
For example, you said.
BOOM
36/36 hit
Then
BOOM
20/36 hit.
Just wondering
:dontknow:
*Shoots a bear, pulls him back to camp. "Lets eat boys!!!"*

Hmm, I just discovered there was actually 50 bullets in my AK-47 clip, not 36 like I originally counted. Anyway, I need to know how many hit out of the magazine so I can see how well I did.

Hold on while I build more targets.

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Originally Posted by old

36 bullets in my AK-47 clip. It fires in bursts.

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Ya know, I don't have to change everything in the post. The New Standard Campaign isn't designed around that.

If I knew about the M16, and that the AK-47 was a bad-guy gun, I would have used an M16. Just to let you know.

Back on topic.

Then say 36 bullets left!
Also, you keep forgeting to type in *s.
Wheres Luke and Spade?
*Starts eating the bear. Spits it out. Gets an idea :think: :idea:. Eats the bear, then spits it out in Johnnys direction. "Hope you dont get diarrea!!!! again"*

" I wonder why I teamed up wif you guys in the first place.....man...but you are one of the best here...."
Ace walked toward the tent and sat in there.

We don't need to talk in *s...right? :unsure:

That spit projectile didn't get much distance...

By the way, n/50 is n=number that hit, if it's 30 that means 30 bullets hit.

Load
Load
Rok fire
Missed :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

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Originally Posted by old

n/50 was n/36, and 30 bullets was 10 bursts. Check my previous post for explanation on why I changed that. Also, there was an extra rotfl and an extra lol smiley, in that order, in front of the two there. THEY NEED TO RAISE THE FRICKIN SMILEY CAP!I FRICKIN SWEAR!

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Sorry for the tantrum. Back on topic.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by SPAD3R

" I wonder why I teamed up wif you guys in the first place.....man...but you are one of the best here...."
Ace walked toward the tent and sat in there.

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We still have to talk in *s???
*"Thanks Spade." Johnny gets diarrea, again.*
:lol:

This seat is not a toilet, and I haven't had diarrhea for 10 years.

Anyway, there's some strong winds coming tonight so I'm getting off this forum. Byes. :bye: :cross:

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Originally Posted by old

"there's" was "there're" and there was a "this" smiley and a "blink" smiley before the two still on there. In that order.

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Honestly, I don't know why I put those first two smileys, they don't make any sense. At all. Also, they took out the first wave smiley. Why? I don't know. Why am I ranting anyway?

Anyway, back on topic.

Whut??? Dont go!!!

I was referring DIRECTLY to Johnny Sasaki!!!!!!!!!
He gets diarrea all the time.


Uhhh, I cant think of anything to say...

Then say if you're referring to Mr. Sasaki or Mr. Boom! :banghead:

We got tanks right?

[ive been REAL busy lately, and i will continue to be for a while - god mod me plz. thanks]

From now on when I say
Johnny, it means Mr. Boom
Mr. Sasaki, it means Sasaki, duh!
Much easier this way.

Um...where are we? I need a pop.

:help: :lol:

This topic is dead?

Until what's his name comes back. Luke, I think.

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Originally Posted by BASALTWOLF

[ive been REAL busy lately, and i will continue to be for a while - god mod me plz. thanks]

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Well theres Luke.
But I dont know where Spade is.

I see him over there. By the way, notice anything diff about me?

LOL yes I do....

By the way who is luke?

And how come I can't watch over the fourm I've been on all day

*ps I have nothing else to do on weekends*

Hey look! It's another survivor...

What's your name and what do you have on you? We could really use another man.

Luke is Basaltwolf, by the way.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by old

"by the way" used to say "btw". I don't know, it bothers me.

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Errr do I have to give out my name?

(Make up a name for the game, and a weapon for the game)

This topic isn't too active right now...hopefully it'll get up to speed later.

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Originally Posted by xxSharpfirexx

xxSharpfirexx's character sheet.
Name: James "Stealthy" Kinkos
Age: 25
Job: USMC Captain, sniper, medic
Goal: To command soldiers endlessly, like the jedi with clone troopers, except that they dont betray.
Race: Human
Main Attribute: Speed
Weapon: Scoped M1 Garand, M16, Trench Gun, Camoflage

Can I play???

Nice story too.

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Follow this sheet. Thats mine for a example.

Character Sheet
Name:
Age:
Job:
Goal:
Race: [Make up a race but don't put fantasy creatures, Elves, Orcs, Dragons Etc.]
Main Attribute: [Strength, Intelligence, Accuracy, Speed]


Spade is SPAD3R
BASALTWOLF is Luke
But for now lets call them MIA.
Welcome [insert name here hackerpro3 if you wanna join]!!!

Also, to your "How come I cant watch over the forums???"
I didnt say that.

AuburnAttack I see 3 things different
1. You brag
2. Signature
3. Rank.

Character Sheet
Name: Justin
Age: 18
Job:
Goal: To live forevar
Race: Asian?
Main Attribute: Intelligence

Great, yet another one. What weapon do you have?

He'll post his weapon...
Since yeah....
Don't wanna get banned...
x]

I'm still kinda confused here are we talking about who is watching over the fourm while spa3der is gone or is this all of topic.?

Hey, another survivor!!!!!
Do you have any..
Weapons?
Job[s]?

I'm still confused here o_0