Yo momma so skinny she fell in a crack
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Yo momma so skinny she fell in a crack
Yo mamma so stupid she sent in a job application for "Prisoner of War"
The crack could be big.
Yo momma so skinny she can float.
In a bathtub...
That can hold one gallon of water...
Half full...
Thats impossible?
Yo momma so old she went to an antique store and they kept her
Thats illegal!
Yo momma so stupid she tried to rob a bank.
With guards.
Armed with guns.
And she used cheese as a weapon.
Thats not stupid, i do that all the time
Yo momma so fat i gotta take 3 steps back just to see her face.
Yo mamma so stupid she ate a piece of wonka 3 course gum
Is there anyone that doesn't know the wicked awesome consequences?!
I'm trying to remember, you turn blue right? and then you turn into a blue berry?
Yo momma so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo momma so stupid she went inside a deserted house and came out with a job application.
Yo momma so fat she i ran around her twice and got lost