Foiling my plan again
Lol Auburn.
I take your yo momma joke and i give you
one dancing banana
:bananas:
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Foiling my plan again
Lol Auburn.
I take your yo momma joke and i give you
one dancing banana
:bananas:
I counter your banana with :morpheus:
Yo mamma so lazy she has her food made and delivered via a conveyor belt. No, she didn't build it.
Didn't get it
Yo mamma so stupid she said "Didn't get it"
You are an echo :lol:
YOUR AN ECHO
calling me an echo
some people where just born like that. I'm just saying random nonsense if you haven't figured it out
It means she sits there and waits for food.Quote:
Originally Posted by AuburnAttack21
*cough*grammer*cough*Quote:
Originally Posted by Roflcopper3399
Thats a nasty cough you have there man, you should get it checked.
OH and you forgot to capitalize the first letter in your sentence, i learned that when i was a 7.
And it wasnt a sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roflcopter3399
Yo momma so stupid that during a stealth mission, she yelled "RELOADING!"
Just like CoD: MW2.
You spelled grammar wrong by the way.
Irony, you gotta love it
AHAHAHAHA!
Okay thats enough grammar police.
Yo momma so stupid she forgot to how to turn on the TV, which has a big obvious "TURN ME ON NAO" button.
Uhm no, there's no turn me on button now.
Yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Yo mamma so stupid she thought that the Pirates were actually a good baseball team
What?
"TURN THE PIRATES OFF NAO" button has been pressed.
The Pirates have been eliminated.
Yo momma so smart she pushed the button.
Pittsburgh can't have a worse team.
Yo mamma so old she watched the battle of Bunker Hill.
She once again used my mamma's time machine to record it on her camcorder.
Once again, she uploaded it to Youtube.
O.o
Yo momma so fat when shes in the ocean they mistake her for free willy.
Free willy means?
Oh its a whale.
Heres a old one.
Yo momma so fat whales came and sang
"We, are, family!
Even though you're fatter than me!" to her.
Somebody already used that lol.
Yo momma so stupid she shoved batterys up her a hole and said I GOT THE POWER
It's literally IMPOSSIBLE to come up with an original momma joke.
Except for us 3.
Yo mamma has a whole set of videos. Rome being sacked, all kinds of middle ages battles (in playlists ordered by year, The American Revolution (a playlist), The War of 1812 (not as big a playlist) and she's currently working on the Civil War.
She saw all of those beforehand. That's how old yo mamma is.
SEE WUT I MEAN!?!?!?
I just see a list of horrible boring movies.
No, I meant "See how we can make original jokes?"
Yo mamma isn't allowed to criticize Sharp's mamma. Stop echoing her :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roflcopter3399
Yo mamma so stupid she doesn't know what her skin color is
Yo momma so stupid
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides
Be there or be square
Yo mamma I guess is square cuz she not here
Yo mamma so stupid she doesn't know where her bedroom is
She could not have a bedroom at all?
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yeah, actually
Yo mamma so poor she doesn't have one. She looks for it nightly. I take back what I said about her stupidness
Or maybe she was drunk and couldn't find it?
Yo momma so - gonna say it tmrw :D
Yo mamma so stupid she doesn't know what day of the week Saturday Night Live comes on
This is impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roflcopter3399
If she rolled off both sides, she would still be ON the bed.
Yo mamma so stupid she advertised on this forum
Yo momma so stupid she put porn of herself on this forum.
[dont do it]
Yo mamma so small she can read what it says below "Hay may contain assassins"
Mah momma has such good eyesight that she can see that it says "Assassins are known to the city of Jerusalem to be harmful to your health."
My mamma already knew what it said before it got resized
Horrible momma jokes
That what yo mamma said