your mamma jokes

Yea she did say that, she was reading and shes like wdf is this bull.

Then why do yo keep echoing her

What does that even mean.

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you are saying the same thing she is

OHHHH i get it now.
But how is that offensive, or is it not meant to be?

I dunno, I guess it ties in to the real jokes.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought releasing little gummy blue whales into the ocean was increasing the population

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo mamma so fat my plane had to land at another airport so we didn't crash into her

congrats on 400 post dude.

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Oh hey thanks.

Yo mamma so slow a sea horse moves faster than her

Sea horses could be fast


Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go koolaid koolaid!!!

Sea horses go like 0.001 miles an hour. I read it in a records book

He could be taking drugs?

Who the frick gives drugs to sea horses?!

Me sometimes

And how exactly do you conduct this?

I inject them with speed.

How exactly?

I take a small needle, and i put drugs in it.

And then i put it in them, and then they go super fast.

And do you take them out of water at all?

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Back on topic.
Yo mamma so stupid she eats a ration of Nerds with each meal in a futile attempt to cure herself of such poor qualities >.>

Nonono i create racing track and make them run and then i go underground where i have my illegal sea horse racing.


Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo mamma so stupid she used the same yo mamma joke twice

Yo momma so stupid she realized it and just felt like using the same joke twice.

Yo mamma so stupid she can't think of a good yo mamma joke to use

Yo momma so stupid shes only saying stuff like this is because she knows you ran out of jokes.

You don't give me a break do you >.>

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the south pole sign Antarctica broke

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the north pole sign Antarctica broke

Wrong,

Yo mamma so fat she sat on the North Pole and the Arctic Ice Cap broke.

Yo momma lay down in the ocean and Russia came to claim her for a country

Yo mamma so fat Asia is smaller than her

Yo momma so fat earth is smaller then her

Yo mamma so fat Jupiter is smaller than her

Yo momma so fat the sun is smaller then her.

I knew you were going to say that.

Yo mamma so fat the Universe is smaller than her

And I triple dog dare you to beat that

(he went right for the throat)

this flagpole doesn't taste so good :blackeye:

What?

Yo momma so fat shes fatter then my mom that is bigger then the universe.

Game set and matched.

I think that's yo mamma

That good sir made absolutely no sense

Yo mamma is so stupid she can't remember what your name is

I don't even know what my name is.

Yo momma so stupid, shes stupid ohohoohohoho

Yo mamma so fat she's fat