Corrupt a Wish

i did, but i choose not to acknowledge it

i wish i was a mod on the site

But they demote you back for not being nice enough

I wish my cold stopped

u get the flu instead i

i wish for a iq of 200

But then you die from terrorist

I wish for Caprisun

ur straw breaks

i wish i was :morpheus:

Just because the straw breaks, doesn't mean I can't drink it!

After you become :morpheus: the straw pieces come alive and fly at you with such amazing speed that you cannot do anything before they hit and slice through you.

I wish for another :bananas:

it is rotten

i wish for more :yeah: :bananas: :morpheus:

All three are killed by :triniti:

I wish for :bomb: :download:

blows up in your face

i wish for a :bomb:

Also blows up in your face

I wish bombs didn't blow up whenever they wanted to