Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you get banned for hacking your hacking ability.

I wish i could have anything i want, anywhere, anytime and could toggle invincibility mode by saying LAWLZORZ and it was only activated by my exact voice :D.

Granted but you forgot how to speak. So your invincibility mode is defenseless against my AK-47.

I wish I had said AK-47.

Granted, but you get dumb and aim at your face before pulling the trigger and making a bloody mess.

I wish i could get laid with a hot girl soon and if so, a non-fake, magical indestructible condom appeared to me right on time.

Granted but the condom is too short.



I wish I could be better at Governor of Poker 2.

But you got too good and the game had no challenges to you, so you felt bored and went off.

I wish I can just say :notme: and get away from any crime.

Granted but you broke your mom's vase wich was ugly and she asked if it was you, then you said :notme: and your mom gives the 90594856094586047783619284685747598670485938759685 467 bucks she was going to give you for a hobo.

I wish i had a girlfriend that would never break up with me.

Granted, but she falls in love with someone else. (Story of my life right there.)

I wish I could play minecraft without my internet being as slow as the brain function of 60% of noobs on the internet.

Then your internet is now as slow as the other 40% of noobs' brain function.

I wish that saying that my wish is one that can't be corrupted isn't too bad.

Granted but in fact no one will accept it and corrupt it just like i did now.

I wish i could see my karma comments (i actually can't) and without magicman's useless karma-down comments. (what happened to him anyway, i don't see him for a long time)

Then I send you a karma down comment.

I wish that I can type in a font size larger than huge and smaller thantiny.