Corrupt a Wish

granted but then you make one wrong post and your karma goes to negative 100

i wish that no one will warn me again because if they do ill get banned!

Granted, but then a mod accidentally gives you a warning, and now you is r bannded.

I wish i couldn't get banned

Granted, but everyone else gets banned, leaving you here alone :sad:

I wish that zombies would take over the world. :lol:

granted but then everyTHING DIES BECAUSE THE SUN BLEW UP

i wish THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING EVER

Granted, but then something was created

I wish that the game had never existed

Granted, but then someone says "i lost the game" and then you create the game. Therefore, you are hated

I wish it was impossible for me to be bored.

granted but then a goth tracked you down and killed you for not feeling his pain


i wish that bloons tower defense 4 could be hacked!!

Granted, but they sue you and take all your money

I wish that the world would end in 2012 ( :lol: cuz its not)

Granted, but know your dead in 2012

I wish that ALL n00bs would read the rules before they posted.

granted they do but they dont care enough to liston to em


i wish that nobody was ever poor again (africa hati)

Granted, but they buy all the countries in the world and completely dominate us xD

I wish that penguins would get a life

Granted, but that life is yours, so now you have millions of penguins living your life instead of you.

I wish I was in the Matrix

granted but then you fail and kill yourself lolz


i wish i could be megan foxxs boyfreind

Granted, but since your too young, Megan Fox gets arrested and your blamed, and then everybody shuns you

I wish that there was a zombie apocolypse, and that everybody on this forum survived

Granted, but then we go psychotic from fear, rage, and depression

I wish that i could play the guitar amazingly

Granted and you become famous, but your fame overwhelms you and you commit suicide

I wish i could play the drums amazingly, but without getting famous

Granted, but you instantly regret not being famous and commit suicide (it works both ways : P )

I wish that nothing bad would ever happens to me, and that i was never bored, and that i wouldn't kill myself.

your life was so normal you deep down inside hated it and you hated itfor the rest of it


i wish i could be higher up in the ranks because i want to be a fourm helper

Granted, but then because of your grammar mistake

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your wish was mistook for something else, and you commit suicide :lol:

I wish for Trexmaster's dinosaur as a pet

happen wasnt even in my post...

Wow, i hate it when this happens... disregard my post, it was to Kody, but you posted first...

To Ucan: granted, but you were a bad staff member, like Miguel, and you gots a Permban

Now i wish for Trex's dinosaur :lol:

id be a good staff member though i just want to lock stuff it would be cool

granted but dinosaurs hate you and it eventually eats you

i wish some one would tell me who miguel

I dunno if you'd be a GOOD staff member...no offence...

yet all offense taken lol

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i wish some one would tell me who miguel

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Granted, but you realize how horrible he was and rip your eyes and ears off/out because of what you hear/saw

I wish i was the best staff member there was

GRANTED but noob people (maybe me eventually)(jk) would karma you down alot

And your wish......?

o sorry i wish that hitler never exsisted

Granted, but now Jews made their own Holocaust against Germans and they were successful in getting rid of every German...

I wish for a puppy

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Granted, but now Jews made their own Holocaust against Germans and they were successful in getting rid of every German...

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And i probably wouldn't exist

Granted, but he hates you and snipers you while you walk to school one day xD

I wish for a tie

granted but you put it on too tight during a wedding and you eventually suffocate


i wish i could be a marine

Granted, but you get shot and die :twisted:

I wish all spamm3rz would leave this forum and nvr come back

GRANTED since just about everyone has spammed be4 no1 would be on the site


i wish there were no :rules2: cause they suk

Granted, but then without rules, chaos spreads through the forum and it shuts down

I wish Saturday was here

PS: ucan, you might want to edit out that last part after the :rules2: emote...

Granted, but its a horrible day and you just want it to be over

I wish that the sun couldn't sunburn you

Granted, but then it can't tan you either, so now (if your white) your as white as a sheep

I wish that my bike was fixed...

But it gets stolen :yeah:

I wish I can turn into an angel at will http://bubble.forum-motion.com/users...iles/47550.gif

Granted, but the moment you first turn into an angel, you get corrupted and turn into a demon with no way back to being a human.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but while you are flying, you get hit by birds, UFO's, and airplanes

i wish that something interesting would happen

Granted, but the interesting thing is that you die

I wish I has a corm like Someone