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i have permission to BUMP THIS SO YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPPED OUT
yo mamma so old she was the only thing in jurassic park they diddnt have to animate!
Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
yo mamma so old that she still owes moses a dollar
...hitler was a jewQuote:
Originally Posted by m electric
yo momma so fat, she could feed a whole country with her after noon snack
i thought he was gay
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
This one's a dry one, get ready. Yo mama's so dumb it took her 3 hours to get to Canberra, when it's usually 2 and a half! :lol:
Yo mama's so fat she has her own post code!
...hitler was a jewQuote:
Originally Posted by Deathnote202
yo momma so fat, she could feed a whole country with her after noon snack[/quote
(hitler wasnt a jew his grandfather was)
yo mama is so fat the only way to get her out the door is to grease up the sides throw a Twinkie out in the street and hope for the best!!
o and leg DONT DOUBLE POST
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
yo mama IS SO OLD SHE GOT BLINDED BY THE BIG BANG
yo mamma so old that she has jesus's beeper number
Yo mama is so ugly that when the grim reaper looked at her, HE died :lol:
yo mama is so stupid SHES STUPID!! :lol: :lol:
Yo mama is so ugly, she looks like you!
yo mama is so STUPID SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!!
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to space, people mistook her for Jupiter!
Yo mamaz so fat he's bigger than 3 fat alberts...and a house...put together. :cool2:
Yo mama's so poor that when i was at her house and said i need to use the bathroom, she looked around and said "Pick a corner"
Yo mama's so stupid,she she thought dog s&*^ was made out of chocolate.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mamaz so stupid he thought he was a boy.
Yo mama is so ugly that if medusa look in it's eyes, she(medusa) become stone.
Hey you wanna know where the world came from? YO MOMMA CAUSE SHE HAD TO CRAP AND PEE SO BAD!!!! :lol:
yo mama is so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and starved!
Yo mamas so fat she's fat.
Intelligent joke:
Yes, that might be the case but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks IS WOOKIE!
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Whats with you and the IS WOOKIE joke. Its funny, but really? 3 times?
You momma is so fat, the only way to get her through a doorway is to butter her sides and put a twinkie at the other end
Yes, that might be the case but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks IS WOOKIE!
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Yes, that might be the case but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks IS WOOKIE!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Yes, that might be the case but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks IS WOOKIE!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Yes, that might be the case but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks IS WOOKIE!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Yes, that might be the case but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks IS WOOKIE!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Hows that? :P
That adds up to a grand total of: 8. Not good enough. lawl.
Yo momma so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window, she got arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so dumb that she invested in BP. :smile2:
Yo mama's so dumb that she thinks that Tiger Woods in a national forest, in Kuala Lumper!
Yo mama's so dumb, she threw a clock out of her bedroom window just to see "time fly"!
yo mama so stupid she stole free samples
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the T.V and watches the couch.
Yo momma had to pee so bad, she made the great lakes in canada.
Yo momma so skinny for halloween you dress her up as a breadstick.
Yo momma so ugly the blind people in China scream "GODZIILLA HAZ RETURNED!!!".
Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!
Y'all just got told!!! :lol:
Yo mamma is so unlucky that she had you as a son.
Yo mamma is so dumb that it use ice to light up a cigarrete.
Yo mamma is so fat that it married the universe.
Yo mamma is so old and fat that when the world didn't exist, she was the only planet.
No jokes here are true, just making some laughs!
yo mama so poor i went in her front door and fell out the back :lol:
yo mamma is so fat that she is considered an blue whale's parent.
yo mamma is so unlucky that with 1000 4 leafclover, 1000 horseshoes, 1000 salt bags thrown by the shoulder, lucky shoes, lucky socks, lucky all, she still having a really, really, really, (10000000 really's later), bad luck
yo mama is so ugly she looked out her window and got arrested for mooning!!!
Yo momma sucks, "sucks what" Something "something what?" Nothing. Yo moms just a cougar. "WHAAAAT"