i eat insert subject here

AAHHHHH! You got me...

Let's see
Uhh...

I eat...myself... a bit salty, though...

I eat your T-Rex.

I eat your mod that beats the spammer.

I steal and eat your bike.

I eat your skateboard.

I eat your framatic chipmunk/prarie dog.

I eat your turtle.

I eat SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I eat something. That's what she said.

Ill eat a null