unfortunately, the universe has no life system and you can't hack it, and you die for a third time with only one life left.

unfortunately, you don't know what godly powers are and where they come from so you never had them to begin with. meaning that you just got yourself killed.. twice.. with a nuclear missile... for no...

when suddenly, a scientist appears and disapproves of the ability of a hedgehog to become a god from a basic meteorite strike, and because of some quantum laws and physics I will not discuss, the...

unfortunately, teleporting people faster than light breaks the laws of physics too, and even if you aren't, it would take millions of years, and as a great scientist once told me in a voice that...

"you insist on embarrassing yourself, fine. have it your way. you either know quantum mechanics or you don't"
"let's start with the basics, ok?" a quantum printer makes quick work of my recovery,...

"you ruined my entire story... over 20 minutes of thinking and typing... wasted..."
I swiftly flick a switch, activating a paradox generator, undoing everything you have ever done that is related to...

unfortunately, that altered the timeline of humans, throwing the timeline into an endless loop, causing a paradox that breaks the laws of physics. so, according to quantum physics, all that never...

(I'm sorry if this is too long, but if you're reading. keep going because you're in for the story of your life "not exactly")
"well, isn't that cute?" I respawn in another quantum printer using my...

unfortunately, you were too stoned to realize it wasn't an illusion.

unfortunately, that machine needs unlimited power and breaks the laws of physics, destroying the universe.

unfortunately, the machine is broken and you are too dumb to fix it.

unfortunately, this doesn't apply to all the other people around the world that will die. real selfish buddy :/...

"tm.hillkings"
from your actions, I take it that you haven't read my post well enough, so let me show you my true powers!
quantum printers all around the universe start printing entire armadas...

unfortunately, both of our opinions don't matter because the people trying to reach the generators will be killed and the planet will be obliterated. :razz:

unfortunately, your opinion doesn't matter :razz:

unfortunately, stealth cannot stand against movement and heat sensors wired to blow all the generators around the world.

"tm.hillkings"
oh but I did adapt, you thought I would risk my life without a back up plan?
thankfully, I had my perfectly engineered DNA backed up on billions of mainframes across the whole...

"tm.hillkings"
too bad my biologically engineered DNA has my cells adapt to any hazardous media, and in a second's notice; all my body cells counter-actively generate reactive elements, turning your...

science can beat anything...
you want to win with science...
you think you have what it takes to take on five members of the forum's elites at forum games...
if it's true... then you'll have to...

*joins robbers*
have no fear, inventionist is here!
*goes to lab and starts working*

Unfortunately...
there were popup missile launchers guarding the generators; armed with fragmentation, armor piercing, ground to air variants of missiles controlled by super skilled trigger happy...

fortunately, daleks were trolled and immediately identified because they don't take orders...
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and the time destructor gets reactivated (somehow) and all the daleks disappeared
(to all doctor...

and from the very poorly disguise of chaotic, he was lying about what happened and all the mistakes in the interdimensional fabric and universes started when the thread did, thus supporting me and...

and since it's my birthday TODAY (21/9) awesomego gives me the hill as a gift and I use a terraformer to make the whole planet made of nothing but hills, but THIS hill... is MY HILL!!

you know you're bored when you are writing in the "you know you're bored when" thread and your brother is reading everything you are writing with a very bad spelling...