I'm still alive and it is the 22nd.

I am still living and it is 10 to 6.

It's a big pocketknife.

Shotguns will draw more attention to you because of the noise. Before you know it you will be surrounded by zombies. That's why during the zombie apocalypse you should...

which is the reason I sleep with a pocket knife
I find it hilarious how you think a pocket knife will kill a zombie



It's bot gonna kill a zombie, but it could certainly slow one down.

I was just teaching my friend about the zombie apocalypse the other day. I believe there will be a zombie apocalypse which is the reason I sleep with a pocket knife. Nobody knows when it will be...

You bumped this because?

There is no way I believe that stuff.