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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    I'll face punishment then.
    I'd rather face punishment than sound like a old lady.

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    you would not like the punishment to much, seeing as hell is a place of eternal torture and no sleep whatsoever, think about it, go 2 days without sleep and see what happens? you are so tired you see things, and you can hardly move. in hell you have a body so stay up 50 nights and just think what would happen, 100 night? 500 nights? 1000 nights nights? think about it, and repent

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    Im guessing this is how i annoyed you that one time?


    There Is no certainty, most religions say "if you dont believe in us, your gonna go to hell" so either, EVERYONE goes to hell or no one.
    there was an amazing bit of work about this. ill try to find it later

    EDIT: wow that was quick

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
    So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

    I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
    Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
    Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

    Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,
    we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year,

    "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you."

    And take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her,
    then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

    The student received the only "A"

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    yeah this is the one time you did, but i relized that it shouldn't matter if you belive or not

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    Yeah, as long as your happy in yourself.
    its AAALLLLL goooood!

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowwolf1917
    you would not like the punishment to much, seeing as hell is a place of eternal torture and no sleep whatsoever, think about it, go 2 days without sleep and see what happens? you are so tired you see things, and you can hardly move. in hell you have a body so stay up 50 nights and just think what would happen, 100 night? 500 nights? 1000 nights nights? think about it, and repent
    Torture is fine, the fact you believe this stuff is funny.

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    dont mock people for their beliefs.

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    I found something weird. Atheist don't believe in religion. Isn't Atheist a type of religion actually?
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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    Atheists don't believe in any supernatural beings.. it is a religion.

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    Re: I hate God, I hate Allah, I hate Jesus, I hate Moses........

    Actually Atheist in a dictionary says that people who don't believe in religion.
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