King of the Hill (KoTH)

[ExpoundParadox]

Expound, not sure anymore if he is still the mutant bird (lets assume he is), then turns around quickly to see blujay smiling into loopy-land dumbly, picking his nose with his middle finger. Expound the mutant zombie bird is disgusted and quickly flies over to him and with sheer force digs his claws into blujays chest. He then flies 200 feet or a really high distance in meters (derp) in the air and drops blujay. He watches blujay land with a loud thud against the rocky ground, his middle finger to be lodged permanently in his right nostril. Expound glances to his right, ffemt53 laying flat, a bullet hole going straight through his forehead. Looking to the left seeing taco crumbs, the remnants of the once wise and extremely fashionable, TheFeardUnkown. He then flies to the hill and plants, (and somehow magically grows in under 3 seconds), a tall tree reaching heights the Eiffel Tower has barely touched. He then lays down and rests, hoping their were no sexual innuendos in his post.
My Hill.

[blujay98]

With my middle finger stuck up my nose (dude, that's just not right... and 200 feet is like 66 meters ish), I call upon the MLP team, scaring Expound off the hill. That's it, I can't think of anything creative right now...

My hill.

[ffemt53]

I stand up and look in the mirror. "Dang, There another hole in my head." I walk determinly up the hill and stop before blujay. He throws a righthanded punch at me and I catch it with my left hand. He throws a left handed punch at me which I catch in my right hand. Blujay staring at me in disbelief says, "ffemt, did you know there a hole in your head?" "Yep" I reply and squeeze his hands tighter. Blujay's voice riddled in pain as I force him onto his knees, "ffemt53 if you let me go I'll never try to take over the hill again." "Nope" I say as I slowly break his wrists. Blujay cries out in the pain as I rip his middle finger (The one he was picking his nose with) off.
As Blujay is laying on the ground I send him rolling down the hill. I take his middle finger and push it into the hole in my head.

My Hill.

[ExpoundParadox]

as i fly back from the nearest restroom, i see ffemt53 sticking a booger filled middle finger in his forehead. "eeeeewwww" i sqwack as i approach him. "out of all the fingers, why did you pick THAT one?" "Because i like teh tasteeee." Disgusted, again, by the events happening in this thread, Expound slowly rips out the finger and throws it to blujay, still crying in the corner picking his nose with his other middle finger. Expound then rips out ffemt53 eyes as a bird would do, and throws it at blujay, scaring him away. With ffemt53 now blind, expound puts him on a one way flight to china. He then goes to his tree on his hill, not caring about what happened to Powerman.My Hill.

[blujay98]

Firstly, to get something straight, a SCAVENGER bird would rip out the eyes, and only if it were dead/decomposing.

Anyways, I eat some mutant... apples, growing the abilities to stop picking my nose and regenerate lost parts. With my new finger, I manage to properly hold my revolver and shoot at Expound the zombie bird. Being a zombie, Expound is unaffected by my bullets and being a bad aim, I miss most of the time (I can actually hit rather well with rifles). I go up the hill, bringing my metal bat I took from a friend and smash his head in. Sorry, but I want my hill back.

[ExpoundParadox]

Expound then wakes up to see blujay STILL picking his nose, this time with his "pinky". Expound then summons Powerman to the battlefield as a kamakazi agent for the blujay mutant zombie bird alliance. He then charges at blujay and explodes, leaving nothing behind but a pile of mixed ash. Expound, being happy that he has discarded 2 enemies in a single post, one of them being in active, then retreats to his- i mean MY Hill.

[ffemt53]

Expound failing to remember that the tree was planted there by me (post #25) looks up and gets hit in the head by a falling fruit rendering him unconscious.
The fruit grows into ffemt53.
I pluck another fruit from the tree and squeeze the juice from it into Expounds mouth turning him in to a mortal human again.
I reach up and grab four more fruits from the tree. I reach down an pick up Expound's unconscious mortal body and walk to the bottom of the hill.
I place Expound and the fruits on the ground I say a few words and the the fruits begins to grown into bilal4321, TheFearedUnknown, Powerman and blujay98.
I grab the growing fruit a throw them in different directions away from the hill. I pick up Expound and walk over to his Ford truck (doesn't look so new anymore(Post #5)) and puts him in it. I start the truck and let is drive off into the wilderness.
My work done I walk to the top of MY HILL.

[ExpoundParadox]

ExpoundPARADOX then wakes up, his ford had crashed into a tree. Surprised that he wasnt hurt at all, and that he was no longer a zombie or a mutant or blujay or a bird, he buys a pizza. The pizza tasted like corn and he vomited. He then walks over to ffemt53 on his hill and offers him a book."Why do you offer me such a misterious book?" Asks ffemt53."Just read it!" I exclaim.Then as if casted by a spell ffemt53 reads the book without stopping. And doesnt realize it when he is sent on a one way flight to China. Expound then cuts down the tree and laughs as he realizes ffemt53 really DOES stalk the forums 24/7. Expound then goes to rest on MY HILL.Oh wait, random question: Does anyone say supper instead of dinner or dinner over supper? I myself say dinner :P

[blujay98]

I say dinner.

Ummm... ffemt53's plane crashes, the result of a chemical spill gifting me an armor of avians (mostly blue ones) and with headaches from all the clubs, teams and extra curricular stuff i have, i head butt expound, knocking him into his Ford which was in neutral and sending him into another tree.

my hill

[ExpoundParadox]

i then quickly jump out of the ford just in the nick of time and throw blujay into his school. i then tell every one who his "crush" is and he gets so embaresed he stays in house FOREVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, FOR, EVERRRR. happy with my work i sit down and claim , MY HILL... where the truck is powerman?