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[MyDear]

try to join them together(risky but high results) if not you should leave them(not risky but LOW LOW results)

[ImAwkward]

thank you my dear
lol

[MyDear]

now prob

[genitilius]

ummm, this is the only forum i havent been kicked out of, so i might as well try. alright, i have this chick at school. shes hot, nice person (i think), and she seems to like me. i freak out around girls. every time she walks past me (ALOT!) she says hi. we have only talked during business class, and we seem to have a lot in common. but she very openly stated that she has no thoughts of boyfriend/ girlfriend relationships at the moment. so, i have come up with several options:

1. She is a sl*t. my bus drivs past her every day, as she walks home. she walks with a guy. he looks like her, so i am thinking hes her brother. i have also seen her talking with my mates. hmmmm

2. she thinks im ga*. i am a huge fan of kick ass (stfu, i aint gonna censor it!), so i came up with a simple solution; dress up, get hit by a car, dont give up, become a super hero, climb through her window, get horrible smashed by her, and finally tell her im not *ay. i would do this, but the embarasment that she MAY not think im g*y is scary.

3. shes a lesbia* who tries to make a man dream, then breaks it as she makes out with another chick. this may not be so bad, but could be embarasing.

4. she just plain likes me. ill give it away, she wants to join the navy, i the army. during business i was (wrongly) playing a game i hacked, trying to show off to a friend. she came along and watched me play, seemingly impressed. it was a war game to. i almost made a move on her, but with my friend, i dont think i could have stopped laughing. especially when we had sex-ed exam up next, so she was studding that stuff.

well, me being clueless with girls has its highs and lows. and if shes impressed (probably not) by my hacking, imagine what Martin could do...
but what do i do!!! i cant say im not g*y without being sure, i cant ask her if shes a les, as she could slap me for it, and if i ask her if she likes me she may think im some man whore that is totally ignorant of others. help me!!!

NOTE: i am the fastest runner in my class, i used to play tennis and hockey, all my friends call me Rambo cause i can take so much pain, and she is about 3/4 of my size.

[ucan]

hey dude sensor out some of that, but you should go with it though see where it goes

[Proditor]

Whoa dude just by all that text I can tell you're mega-worried. Relax,man,you're really over-reacting.
So let's start.

... i freak out around girls. every time she walks past me (ALOT!) she says hi. we have only talked during business class, and we seem to have a lot in common. but she very openly stated that she has no thoughts of boyfriend/ girlfriend relationships at the moment. so, i have come up with several options...

About the freaking out part you need to understand that every girl is a human too and there is really no need to overreact.
If you get her or not,it's just the way you play.

And dude,none girl so far that I like didn't tell me hi first. Like really. If a girl talks to you she means she likes you. Now here's the thing,she might just like you as a friend. So take your time,relax and talk to her more if possible.
If she said that to you straightforward then you just agree. When the time comes she'll decide what to go with.

And no,bro,I really have to say,those are some really bad options...you're not even suppose to come up with those.

So,
She's not a ****,doesn't think you're gay unless you wear light colors awfully a lot and have some "odd manners",any girl thesedays likes girls,too but lesbian is just plain harsh for her age. So yeah,she likes you. You just need to push a little more so you start an actual friendship which will eventually turn into a relationship.

if shes impressed (probably not) by my hacking, imagine what Martin could do...

Haha good one!
Girls find the whole thing interesting,but definitely,for sure not THAT enough to fall inlove

but what do i do! help me!!!

The big question,eh!
Well there is a lot you can do for now. As I mentioned above,you need to take your friendship to a higher level,meet and get to know each other better. Way you can pull this off is simply ask her: "Hey,name of the girl I'm incredibly inlove with ,wanna chill sometimes?"
It's really the best way to do it since it's not an official date or you're not tutoring math. So after that time you'll guys have,you'll see by yourself where are you both at. Oh and yeah,don't expect a kiss the first few times.
It's really the best you can do for now.

Good luck,bro!

[genitilius]

dam bro, your like a legend. you gotta have like 20 of em. well, i will try this when i gt back to school. thanks alot bro. so pretty much i just be open? i guess thats how my dad did it. i watch him walk up to girls (randoms) and talk about their fingers and stuff. anything man. its funny. but thanks alot man.

[ucan]

lolz he haz had 20 (probably more)

[Legionaairre]

Like my coach once said, attack the problem by the balls, if it's a girl, ask her dad. I never knew what that meant. Can someone explain?

[Proditor]

Means that girl's dad are girl's balls.
But never ask him about anything anyway

It also means that if her dad allowsyou to date her or anything,you're good to go and neither you or her have nothing to worry about.

Always aim straight.