Yo mamma(forum Game)

[xxSharpfirexx]

to vg****7:

YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOO FAT THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS TO SMALL FOR HER AND GOD HAD TO MAKE 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 MORE UNIVERSES FOR HER!

Boring, you already used it.

[bobthebst60]

ok guys i got two lol : yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout next one : yo mama so ugly she looked at window and got arrested for mooning actually i got more : yo mama so fat the only letters of alphabet she knows is KFC

[Striker]

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WAS LAYING ON THE BEACH AND GREENPEACE TRIED TO PUT HER BACK IN THE OCEAN!

Yo mama so poor.. She was kicking a can down the road and when someone came up to her and asked : ''What are you doing''

She replied with:''Moving''

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said ''WHO THREW THAT ROCK''

Yo mama so old when she was told to act her age SHE DIED,

Yo mama so old MOSES. is in her yearbook
Yo mama so old she was best friends with jesus!

[tim]

yo mama so slow she moves 1 inch a year

[SLOVAKIAN]

yo mama so slow she moves 1 inch a year

yo mamma is so fat that her inch is a new name for "mile"

[SalamiNipples]

your momma so stupid she doesn't even know how to spell FBI
your momma so fat a person came up to her and said hey whats Jupiter doing down here

[tim]

yo mama so stupid she doesnt know what "stupid" means, nor can she spel A,B,C, etc

[SLOVAKIAN]

yo mamma is so fat. so it wasnt Jupiter, what saved us before some comets...

[tim]

yo mama so fat, that if she moved, it felt like the earth was tearing apart

[SalamiNipples]

Your mommas so fat that a group of manatees yelled "we are family"