Yo mamma(forum Game)

[zasqwe lord]

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...


OWNED!!

[vgking7]

That's to tim, right?

[tristena1b2c3]

yo mamma so stupid that wen she falls off a cliff she stops and asks for directions

[vgking7]

Yo mamma so stupid that she doesn't know your stupid!

[JustinCredible]

Your mother is so stupid that she couldn't tell you how to spell "your mother"

[vgking7]

Yo mamma stupid that she thinks a razor is a banana. Time to shave. Why isn't it working. Well I'm hungry. Lalalalalala AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[killer1478]

lol nice ones

yo mama so fat she can lose her head XP i know that 1 sucked

yo mama so fatthey had to change 1 size fits all to 1 size fits most i dont know if thats been said but yea XP

[vgking7]

It hasn't been said but here is another one.

You mamma so fat that when she had to sneeze she spit out the sun.

[Forum_surfer]

This is not to anybody

yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the water and the water jumped out
yo mamma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name "BIG B****"
yo mamma is so fat when god dropped the earth she thought it was a gum ball and ate it
your mamma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one at a time please
Your mamma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued
Yo mamma is so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds
Your mamma is so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge
Your mamma is so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck
your mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
yo mamma is so fat bill gates cant afford her liposuction
Your mamma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked
Yo mamma is so ugly she makes onions cry
Yo mamma is so ugly when she looks in the ugly mirrors she looks good
Yo mamma is so tall she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the chin
Yo mamma is so tall she was runnin and tripped over walmart whent over walgreens and landed straight on target
Yo mamma is so tall she tripped over 4th avenue and landed on 12th
You mamma is so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
Yo mamma is so small she plays wall ball against the curb
yo mamma is so small she does backflips UNDER the bed
Yo mamma is so small she took a suicidle jump off the curb

I have alot more PM me if you want them really bad

Man this guy is good!

[JustinCredible]

Forum the footnote to your last post was perverted.