HQ (Hell Quest)

[Matheusultimatex]

I'm joining this!
I want ultimate armor X powers if possible.

[AuburnAttack21]

*Aub bumps the first criminal guard, and he falls off the pass*

Criminal Guard 2: Ooh, nice one.

*CG2 pulls out a machine gun and starts firing*

Aub: Crap! *rolls behind the curve on the path*

Dino: Right! *Jumps from the curve and charges head on into the Guards*

CG2, 3: AHHHHH! *Runs*

Shadow: Ok, at least we got them for a while.

Noah: How far up does this pass go anyway?

Killer: I can't even see the top yet...Shadow! Why don't you float up to the top and scout it out for us?

Shadow: I'll see how high I can go.

Dan: Should we stay here or keep going?

Auburn: I'd just keep going. I mean even if we do we won't get to the top before Shadow tells up what's up there.

Dino: Maybe, that depends.

Auburn: Alrighty, on we go.


-MEANWHILE-

Michael: That's bad.

Matthew: What?

Michael: I thought we froze that place.

John: What? That's impossible!

Matthew: Well we can't go back in there. Not with those 6 still captives.

Luke: So we're doing nothing. Great.

John: Luke, shut up.

Luke: If I remembered, I'm the one with the bow here.

Michael: Both of you, quiet! Instead of bickering you could help us find a way to get them out.

[LifeUpStudios]

-BUMP WITH PERMISSION OF DEATHNOTE202-

LifeUp: Eh, how long will this take?!?!

*Shadow comes down*

Shadow: Well, looks like you will be walking for a while, i'll see you up there!

*Shadow Flies away to the top*

Aub: Oh.. that god damned motherf--

Dino: WAIT! Theres a lift over there to get to the top!

Dan: Huh.... how did we miss that?

Noah(saying under his breath): Cause your idiots.....

*Calls the lift and gets in it*

Dino: Urgh... i cant fit!!

LifeUp: Get on top?

Dino: Wouldnt i be too heavy for it?

Aub: THATS WHY I PLANTED ROCKET BOOSTERS UNDER THE BOTTOM!!

Dino: Cool.. i guess...

Dan: HURRY UP! I wanna kick Shadow's @$S for ditching us!

Noah: Say... am i the only one that noticed Killer changing into LifeUp?

LifeUp: Yeah, i made a deal.. My name is now LifeUp


-MEANWHILE-


Luke: We gotta help them somehow!!

Michael: Well, LifeUp got freed thanks to us, we got the guards to fall asleep... what now?

John: Wait.... dont we have a few more of those boxes for temporary powers like the ones we planted before to help them?

Michael: Yeah, your right! We could send one down for LifeUp as everyone else still has their powers..

*They send down a hidden box for temporary powers*


-MEANWHILE-


LifeUp: And that was how I managed to get the deal to work!

Noah: Amazing

*Lift stops with a jolt*

*LifeUp gets out and see's a box*

LifeUp: Hey, whats this thing?

Aub: Hey its one of those Temporary power bo--

LifeUp: I was interested as soon as you said Temporary Power!

*LifeUp sticks his head in the box, then takes it out*

LifeUp: Anything Different about me? Like can you SEE a power?

Dan: Well, nothing except I think im the only one seeing a Green Mushroom for your head and another body exactly like your new one shooting in and out of the body.

*Dino jumps off the lift*

Dino: Nope, he definitely has a Green Mushroom popping saying LifeUp for a head and I can see the shooting in and out other body.

LifeUp: Meh. Thats cool, i guess. I wonder whats with my head changing though...

[AuburnAttack21]

Aub: So now, you shoot fireballs, just like that Mario dude.

Life: Precisely! I can also do this. *does a kamehameha, like the Pyro*

Noah: Awesome!

Shadow: More steps over here. *goes to steps*

Aub: Yes!

Dino: This seems way too easy.

Aub: As long as we prepare for combat.

Noah: Those criminal guards won't be up for a LONG WHILE. *starts walking*

Aub: Agreed. *starts walking, gets ahead of noah*

MEANWHILE

Fac: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! How the hell did they find the lift?!

Costra: (Fac's vice) I'm going to go and see if I can eliminate them.

Fac: By eliminating them you mean erasing their souls?

Costra; Right.

Fac: Then do it. I've had enough trouble with them already, and they've already escaped the guards by about 2 hours. It won't be another 6 hours until they climb to the exit.

Costra: Okay. *Flies out*

30 minutes later.

Shadow: I feel something, like lightish.

Dino: Does this mean we're close?

Shadow: Not sure, but let's find out.

Aub: ONWARDS!!!

Noah: Shut up!

[LifeUpStudios]

Noah: Thanks...... Wait a second.... Oooh Shadooooow!

*Shadow turns round*

Shadow: What? What is it? It better be important.

Noah: Take this you ---

*Tries to kick Shadow in his balls*

Shadow: Dummy.. Im a shadow... remember?

Aub: Cut it! We need to hurry... ONWA--

Everyone apart from Aub: SHUT UP!

Life: Yes.. shut it... OR I GET MY FLAME BLAST ON YOU!!

Aub: Al..right...y then!

Dino: Please.. let.. me.. SPEAK GOD DAMNIT ><!!

Dan: I havent said anything in a while, you have talked more than i have in the last hour! Be grateful!

Life: SHUT UP! OR THE FIREBALL!

Everyone except Life: Uh-oh...........................

Life: Thank you!

Aub: Now lets have a good walk without

*Aub turns his head while speaking*

Aub: speaki... HOLY GAWD!

Costra: I AM COSTRA. I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE BY THE BOSS TO DESTROY YOUR SOULS FOREVR! WE CANT HAVE YOU MEDDLING AROUND TAKING OUT OUR BEST SOLDI---

Life: FIREBALL!!

*Life sprouts a fireball into his hand*

Shadow: How about you turn your head round, Life?

*Life turns his head*

Life: Right... that might not die by a fireball, but how about PYRO FIRE ATTACK!!

*It says.. Life does a PYRO FIRE ATTACK!!*

Castro: Agh! HOW! HOW! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE POWERS YOU ARE A MONSTE...... BLUGH...

Life: I suppose that worked?

Dino, Noah & Dan: Hahaha!

Shadow: Well, that was... surprisingly easy, dont you think?

Aub: Oh well.

TO BE CONTIN---

Everyone: SHUT UP!

[Riykku]

Shadow: I wonder when i'm gonna get payed...

[AuburnAttack21]

Aub: You realize Hell has no currency right?

Noah: Well considering we're dead it should be obvious.

Life: I kinda forgot that part...

Shadow: Alright, forget I mentioned that.

Dino: On we go!

Aub: Question, how did Costra die so fast?

Life: He's probably weak to fire, either that, or...

Shadow: Of course! The box appeared this high up because someone sent it down! It's supposed to be effective!

Aub: LIFE! Do you have a nonburning flame?

Life: Not sure. *Does flame on one of Auburn's arrowheads* Try putting your finger to it.

Aub: No, it doesn't even effect me. That's cool!

Noah: Okay then, can we go now?

Aub: RIGHT! *Starts walking up the steps*

Dino: It definitely should NOT be that far from here.

Shadow: Well, you never know.

[LifeUpStudios]

*DODADADEE!!!*

Life: Where is that coming from?

Aub: I dont really know, how about we all use our powers!

Shadow: Meh.. I'm a shadow, what else can i do? *Shadow gets made and waves his hands around and shadow balls appear* WOAH! DUDE! That.... was... AWESOME.

Dino: Dude thats epic.. *sighs and breathes fire* DUDE! I have more powers!

Noah: Well, nothing is different here...

Dan: That sucks! But look at this.*farts* FART LAZORZ!

Life: I lol'd. But wait... wait a second.. WHAT ABOUT ME!? I hate this, my fire power doesnt do anything else thats cool, like give me... SUPER FIRE BODY. You know...

Aub and Shadow: WHAT THE HELL!?

Life: What?

Shadow: Look at yourself.

Life: *looks at his body* DAMN. IM ON FIRE... Wait.. thats alright, i dont seem to be hurting.

Dino: I could go for that.. oh heres a mirror, cause your head changed. You still seem to be able to use fire powers though. *passes Life the mirror*

Life: Woah. I got a mushroom with a skull on it. Aub?

Aub: Ah, the Mario classic! The Death Mushroom, if your tiny as Mario you will die, but i guess if someone touches you... they could become paralyzed, and by touching you, I mean.. touching the Skull on your Mushroom Head.

Life: Wicked!



NEXT TIME...

Life uses his powers, Aub discovers his powered up bows and more!

[AuburnAttack21]

*Group is nine miles from the exit*

Aub; Come on! We're not far!

Shadow: Again, you don't know that.

Noah: I feel it. I agree.

Mysterious voice: DODADADEE!

Life; There it is again!

Dino: EVERYONE UP THE STEPS! WE'LL TALK LATER!

Aub (sounding like America): OKAY! HEROIC JUSTICE FORWARD!

Noah: ENOUGH! I'm sick of your shouting!

15 minutes later

Group is 4 miles from the exit

Aub: Alright, let's rest for a while.

Mysterious Voice: DODADADEE!

Noah: *Looks around* Wha-

Mysterious thing: *seen spearing Noah*

Shadow: What the-

Aub; RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

The entire group starts running; Noah disintegrates

Fac: COME BACK HERE, YOU REBELS!

Life: I knew it! It's Fac!

Dino: I had the gut feeling he'd come for us.

[LifeUpStudios]

Fac: Die! Die! Die! Here... you wanna survive deal with this. *Sends out equal clones of them but evil*

Life: Woah..

Evil Life: *In a demonic voice* YOU SHALL DIE

E-Noah: YOU ARE A GONNER... PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRA... wait.. if im evil... im getting no knowledge, i'll go on the good side!

Aub: Thats good an all, NOW HELP!!!

E-Aub: FEEL MY ARROWS! *shoots the arrows*

Shadow: Wait... this doesnt matter, im a SHADOW.. i cant die... SO HAHAHA YOU ALL SU... *gets hit by E-Shadow*

E-Shadow: MUHAHHA. THEY MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HURT YOU BUT I CAN, LETS BATTLE!

Life: This is getting us no-where, fine. *stops and does a Pyro Fire attack on E-Life*

E-Life: Blauuugh!

Life: Hahaha. *Grabs the skull off of E-Life since he cant get damaged since he owns one*

Fac: Bragh! UPGRADE!

*All the Evil's get upgraded*

all the evils: MUHAHAH! PREPARE TO DIE.

E-Dino: Ugh! Agh! *Turns into a 1,000 ft T-Rex* BRAAAAAAAGGH!

Dino: Dude. Really? Meh, whatever *Dino jumps and bites E-Dino's neck and E-Dino bleeds to death*

E-Dino: Whatever. * Disintegrates*

Life: *walking around* Help needed anyone?

Aub: Yeah, i need he--- *gets shot by an arrow* OUCH! Wait.. im not disintegrating. THEY DONT HAVE THE POWERS!

E-Shadow and E-Aub: NO! *Loses his "powers"* Uh-oh...

-MEANWHILE-

Luke: They have almost made it!

Michael: Lets hope... just.. hope. Good Luck.

-MEANWHILE-

E-Dan: Meh, im running....

Dan: RUN! BEFORE I LAZER YA!

Fac: Uh.... heh, sorry?

Life: No. *throws the ripped off skull at Fac*

Fac: AGH! *goes tiny*

Fac: *squeaky voice* oi! get me up! GET ME UP!

Aub: Nah. *squishes Fac*

Dan: HAHAHA!

Life: Well, theres the portal.. lets go. *Life walks to the portal*

Dan: WAIT! Theres a bit of a problem...

Aub: What?

Dan: Theres.... THREE.. portals.

Life: Theres a sign over the middle portal..

Sign: Alast, ye has made it so far, for a group of 6 is needed for ye trails. For a half of the group is needed to go to the right portal. If half of ye group makes it to the right portal the rest shall be transported to ye great life. But alas.. if ye fail ye shall be transported back to ye's beginning. Now ye shall choose, the portal or hide? Note: If ye choose the wrong portal, ye will keep anything gained (including your memories) in your adventure but everything else will be reset and also everyone will be transported back to ye's beginning!

Aub: Oh, dear.

Shadow: As my mama said... "If your stuck, head forwards" which in this case i think means middle.

Life: We have no choice, good luck. 1 head left, 1 head right and the rest in the middle, this will show us which one is right for next time.

Aub: Lets go then.

*Life goes right*

*Life pops up at heaven*

Michael: HELLO! Welcome to heaven, you escaped. Wheres the others?

Life: NO!

*Dan heads right*

*BZZT! BZZZZZZT! BZT! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!*

Dan: What is this?

Fading Voice: You... are.. in... Dark... blivion.. You.. are... way to...... Heaven...... if.... survive...good...... luck!!

Dan: Dude. Not fair.

*the rest go to middle*

Aub: WHAT!?

Shadow: Were.. back... here... again!

*Everyone pops up back in the cell*

Life: The Left goes to heaven...

Dan: Right leads you to a Dark Oblivion and if you survive you will drop in heaven.

Aub: Wait.. Life, why are you here?

Life: I dont know.. well i guess i'll get re-teleported, i'll meet you back there. *pops ( teleporting )*

Demon Guard: Alright, maggots, come with me!

Aub: Here we go again...