dragon wars

[dinozacko]

well, i think you can. oh, and i just killed a dragon!

[SandSpur]

@ Spad3r: you sure can.

@ Dino: of course you're not trying or acting like an... arse.... Lemme just get the shop info then i'll edit 'em in if nobody posts after this.

Edit: Melee Shop:
Weapons available:
Katana: your basic ninja sword. Fast, but weak. 50 gp
Dual short swords: two slow, medium powered weapons 200 gp
Extra-long long sword: a very long long sword. slow, but powerful. 200 gp
Dual Katanas: 2 ninja swords (idea got from SPAD3R), fast, with medium power. 250 gp
Axe: Medium speed and quite powerful. 250gp
Sir. Jing Sword: Looks like a basic sword, but it really has the power of Zeus's lightning in it! Medium speed and really good power. 275gp (no augments can be placed on this weapon)
Double-edged Axe: Meduim speed and very powerful. 300 gp
Lightning Katana: your basic ninja sword, now with LIGHTNING! 600 gp
Alien Blade: Resembling something like an Energy Sword, this sword came from the year 2345, and it has incredible speed and power. (also makes you lunge toward enemies) 1500 gp

Ranged Shop:
Weapons available:
Whithered Crossbow: breaks after using up all the ammo. Free. Comes with 10 bolts
Standard Crossbow: low fire rate, but fast bolts and good power. 75gp
Standard Shortbow: high fire rate, fast arrows, but low power. 50gp
Standard Longbow: medium fire rate, fast arrows, good power. 100gp
Hunting Bow: same stats as longbow, but attracts more creatures and gives more mana and regenerates health. 200gp
Awesome bow: High fire rate, extremely fast arrows, good power. 500gp

Ammo:
Bolts: 1 gp ea.
Arrows: 2 gp ea

[dinozacko]

and what of the butcher?

[SandSpur]

nothing that you would need.
but anyways:
Butcher Shop:
Items for sale:
Standard meat: helps you heal, but not very much. 15 gpea.
Potion-enriched meat: helps you heal moderately and gives you a slight energy boost 35 gp ea.
Dragon Steak: Gets you back to your old self and gives you good attack boost. (warning: may increase awesome level and may burn tounges)100 gp ea

[dinozacko]

Ok , then. were off!spad3r, you have 2 places to start. in a verry, verry , bad spot, or with me!

[SandSpur]

lol, wuts the bad spot?

And while you are making your way outside of the city, the guard at the gate asks you a question: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[dinozacko]

the bad spots with selocon.

to answer the question,a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[SandSpur]

Correct. The guard lets you through the gate.

Now as you are walking toward Mini-city, you see a lone hobo on the side of the road.
What are you gonna do?

[dinozacko]

keep going

[Riykku]

A tank attack you on an expert campain.
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!