Dear Sirs/Madams,
I am writing to inform you of my absence from the 30th of August in the year Two-thousand-and-ten for a period of possibly two weeks. I feel that it is my duty to share this information with everybody who reads this forum, for whatever reasons. I also must inform you that I have become a 19th century British aristocrat, and I am bound by that fact to type like so.
Good Day and a Hallowed Night to you all,
Yours Sincerely,
Sir. PseudoFamous the second, of Lower Dublin.