well, as manly as i am, i **** my pants around bugs. i can take gore, punches, and school, and kinda girls, but i cant stand bugs. last night, a cockroach came crawling under my desk, and i freaked out and ran to my mum. i jumped on her desk. being as cruel as i could, i grabbed the mortein and sprayed it. my mum told me to stop. i then put a rubber band on the spray and threw it at the cockroach. my objective was complete, but i have to pay for the new mortein and deoderant. my mum hasnt stopped laughing either.
and as small, baby cricket made the mistake of crawling into my room several months ago. i captured it, shook it, tortured it, and laughed. so i left it in the kitchen. in my kitchen is the microwave. its fate was one that a man couldnt endure.


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