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  1. #31
    Senior Member Matheusultimatex's Avatar
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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    Yeah, since you can just do it it's already awesome, i can't wait until i do it...
    I'm almost not controlling the urge....
    Only thing i can do is to masturbate multiple times, repeatedly, like:
    Start,End,Start,End,Start,End...
    My ''tool'' has even got wounds because of that...
    But i need to enjoy the time i don't c*m to do it multiple times nonstop XD
    I could put some awesome signature here but i'm not that creative right now so i'll stick to this.

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    I don't know if this was said already, but I have learned more about sex from porn then from sex ed in school...

    So yeah martin got a point about it teaching stuff.

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    One day i will test my techniques...
    I will say:
    ''(random GF name), hold my big ''lightsaber'' or i will use it to ''vaporize'' you, hold it now, and then, suck it, NOW!''

    Then later:
    ''Yeah, very good... HEY, why did you stop? Now go faster ¬¬''

    And then, epicly say:
    ''(random GF name) I am your Boyfriend, oh no, ''white fog'' is coming out of my lightsaber, i need to throw it on your death star!''

    Lol, not really it... but very more ''intimal'' i think :3
    It wouldn't look good if i used so many Star Wars reference, even though i like Star Wars...
    I could put some awesome signature here but i'm not that creative right now so i'll stick to this.

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    You forgot the part, where she laughs and says seriously? Then she leaves, and you just go back to watching you pr0n and day dreaming all of that.

    Seriously, stop with what your typing. Its not funny, its getting pretty stupid

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    Nah bro it doesn't go that way,in the real word the girl won't "obey" as much as you think

    Sina,true story bro

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    I know, i just was kidding
    But i will still wait for it...
    I could put some awesome signature here but i'm not that creative right now so i'll stick to this.

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    i cant believe martin is allowing this

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    *sigh*
    That's because you're side-minded.
    It's a discussion about something,he's 11 so there's nothing bad if he's informing or asking.

    No one linked me to RedTube so you can all rise against this topic...

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    Yeah, but Mat has to calm down.

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    Re: Why look at Pr0n?

    *calming down really calm and no more talks like the post i made before the post i made before this one*

    Hello guys, i don't have anything to talk about....
    I could put some awesome signature here but i'm not that creative right now so i'll stick to this.

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