Arcade Prehacks

Page 1 of 6 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 51
  1. #1
    LifeUpStudios's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Reyzon, Capital of Lifren
    Posts
    845

    Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    CREDIT GOES TO Matheusultimatex
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    So basically the same rules as the Bad Jokes game except you have to do good jokes.

    I'm the judge, not playing.
    starts when 3 jokes have been posted by members, after the 3rd you have 1 day to post a new joke before it gets judged. The judgement will be posted EXACTLY 1 day after the 3rd joke.


    Winner of Round 1
    -----------------------
    -HALO72309

    Round 2 winner
    -----------------------
    -AuburnAttack21

    Round 3 winner
    -----------------------
    -AuburnAttack21

    Round 4 winner
    ----------------------
    -



    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    CREDIT GOES TO Matheusultimatex

  2. #2
    SalamiNipples's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    "The GAME"
    Posts
    1,636

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    What did Helen Keller name her dog?
    asdfsfwerfsdfvadfdffgfdg

  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    http://tinyurl.com/2atap49
    Posts
    2,328

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    I hope this isn't counted as too dirty...
    Code:
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced nine husbands.
    
    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
    
    "What?" said the puzzled groom.
    
    "How can that be if you've been married nine times?"
    
    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
    
    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
    
    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
    
    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
    
    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
    
    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
    
    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
    
    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
    
    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
    
    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
    
    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
    Um... I used to be a moderator here...

  4. #4
    LifeUpStudios's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Reyzon, Capital of Lifren
    Posts
    845

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    i'll let it stay in.

  5. #5
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Area 1, Holy Britannian Empire
    Posts
    3,189

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.

  6. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    http://tinyurl.com/2atap49
    Posts
    2,328

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    I lol'd hard at that one
    Um... I used to be a moderator here...

  7. #7

    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Posts
    46

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    15 years ago, the world was quite different from now. Back then, small developers sold something called "shareware." The World Wide Web barely existed. People took photographs on "film." Cell phones were the size of loaves of bread. Also, dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

  8. #8
    hugopwn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Posts
    183

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    Domme to the accused:
    - Recognizing that you stole the necklace?
    - No!
    - Have you stolen before?
    - No, this was my first time ..


    Oppz!

    Secound
    In the court:
    How did your first wife die?
    -She ate a poisoned mushroom.

    And your secound wife then?
    -She did also ate a poisoned Mushroom.

    And your third wife then?
    -She got struck dead.
    And why did that happened?
    -Because she refused to eat da mushroom.

  9. #9
    Senior Member Matheusultimatex's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    367

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    I heard this one from my cousin, it's a good one:

    14+ only
    Magic frog joke

    There was a guy that had a big d1ck
    No woman wanted to f**k him because they had fear
    He known a woman that said:
    In the lake at the swamp
    A frog lies on a log
    But he is not a normal frog
    He is a magic frog
    Everytime he says no, your d1ck will get smaller, but there's no back if you regret it
    *big d1cked man walks toward the swamp*
    He find the frog and ask:
    Frog, would you marry me?
    The frog replyed:
    No!

    The man whispered:
    Yeah, it works, i'ts getting smaller, i'm trying again:
    Frog, would you marry me?
    The frog again replyed:
    Man, i already said no!

    The man whispered again:
    Just more one time and it will be good:
    Frog, would you marry me?
    The frog, angry as hell, said:
    F**K OFF! I ALREADY SAID:
    NO, NO ,NO ,NO, NO AND NO!

    Moral:
    Get happy you have a big ****, or you end up having nothing...
    Joking, there's no moral.

  10. #10
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    http://tinyurl.com/2atap49
    Posts
    2,328

    Re: Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

    You've been speaking Engrish lately.
    Where are you from?
    Um... I used to be a moderator here...

Page 1 of 6 123 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •