Good Jokes Game (Credit to Matheusultimatex)

[ucan]

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".

I am assuming you are not blonde.

it would be funny it she was LOL

[xxSharpfirexx]

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".

I am assuming you are not blonde.

it would be funny it she was LOL

spiderkid is female?

[Riykku]

Yes.
Are you some sort of maschilist?

[xxSharpfirexx]

Nah, just surprised that there's a girl again on APH.

[spiderkid12]

I used to be a blonde then my hair darkend up over the years. So tecnically yes I am a blonde with a IQ higher than 35.

[xxSharpfirexx]

You didn't need to add the last part.
I'm not sexist.

[spiderkid12]

I wasnt saying you were.

[xxSharpfirexx]

K, sorry.
It was just how you said the "IQ" part.

[ucan]

so who won this round, because I thought my joke WAS DA BOMB lol

[xxSharpfirexx]

Wait until tomorrow for the judge to come back onlne.