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11-05-2010, 08:48 AM #11Senior Member
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11-05-2010, 11:18 AM #12Senior Member
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Chuck norris doesnt win, he just cheats.
DISQUALIFIED >:O (yes, i dont like chuck norris, sorry if i offensived anybody!)8 facts I know about u(go to this timforum.forumotion.net )
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. You didnt notice there are only 6 facts
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11-05-2010, 02:26 PM #13Senior Member
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk to the store.
The store walks to him.
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11-05-2010, 04:48 PM #14Senior Member
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NinJ4Fi3D got roundhouse kicked because his signature lied
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11-05-2010, 04:56 PM #15Senior Member
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Chuck Norris did actually build Rome in 1 day.
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11-05-2010, 10:00 PM #16Senior Member
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When Chuck Norris saw your mom, he said "is wookie! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!"
-Line based off of ShadowH Jokes Inc. (or whatever that thing is called)Um... I used to be a moderator here...
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11-05-2010, 10:29 PM #17
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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a vampire, the vampire turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the expletive he wants.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I'm not gonna post anymore, but i've got plenty.
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11-05-2010, 10:35 PM #18Senior Member
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Chuck Norris just stole your bike.
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11-05-2010, 10:37 PM #19Senior Member
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The Heavy can kill people using two fingers and yelling "POW!" Chuck Norris can shoot down a fighter plane with one finger by by whispering "bang."
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.
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11-05-2010, 11:47 PM #20Senior Member
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i thought it was boom?
