Chuck norris.

[SalamiNipples]

Chuck Norris doesn't think these are funny because they are true.

[Gyro22]

These things being posted are NOT chuck norris jokes. they are chuck norris TRUTHS

[Glorie]

NinJ4Fi3D got roundhouse kicked because his signature lied

I ripped off his face and put it on it.

[Jgoodwin202]

santa was real, until he forgot to give cuck norris a gift
if you want a list of chuck norris's enemies, check the extinct species list
Chuck norris's smile brought a puppy back to life


lol, i got a poster with these xD

[Glorie]

santa was real, until he forgot to give cuck norris a gift
if you want a list of chuck norris's enemies, check the extinct species list
Chuck norris's smile brought a puppy back to life


lol, i got a poster with these xD

Hah for real?

[asd123]

when harry potter saw chuck norris he was to scared to use the cloak of invisibliliy
a machine gun can kill a person but chuck norris can destroy asia with the tap of a finger even the pinky

[hidude1212]

one time chuck norris got bit by a rattle snake....after 3 weeks of excruciating pain........the rattlesnake died :P

[asd123]

a falcon punch can kill someone but a chuck norris punch can destroy the sun
in soviet russia ass kick chuck norris
someone stabbed chuck norris in the heart after a second chuck norris took out the knife and killed the person with a twig
when general lee found out chuck norris was in the union he switched sides

[Glorie]

Chuck norris faked his death. he got eaten by a wolf. he ripped out of the wolf twenty years younger.

[Trexmaster]

Chuck Norries once played russian roulette with a full loaded gun and he won.

When the Boogey man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.