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when chuck norris went into disguise people knew it was chuck norris cus they could feel his chuck norris aura
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11-07-2010, 01:27 AM #31Senior Member
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11-07-2010, 01:12 AM #32Senior Member
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chuck norris is yo mama
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11-07-2010, 01:20 AM #33
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Chuck Norris and alot of his friends made a suicide pact. Chuck Norris was last. He couldnt kill himself.
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11-07-2010, 08:53 PM #34
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Genesis 1:1.5: And Chuck Norris replied, "Say Please"
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11-07-2010, 09:37 PM #35
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Justin Bieber sings so high because Chuck Falcon Punched him in the chest.
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11-07-2010, 10:38 PM #36Senior Member
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Jesus might have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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11-09-2010, 01:28 AM #37
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It takes Chuck Norris 50 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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11-09-2010, 02:06 AM #38Senior Member
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When Chuck Norris eventually died of old age, he arrived in heaven and was greeted by God, sitting in his godly chair. God said "Welcome to Heaven Chuck Norris.". Chuck Norris said "I think you are in my seat bud."
Chuck Norris is the only man who can punch you directly in the soul.
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I didn't know Chuck Norris had an aura!
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1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.
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11-09-2010, 03:29 AM #40Senior Member
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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