I didn't know it would get to this point...

[Matheusultimatex]

There's a guy on my school, he keeps annoying and swearing everyone everyday.
Today, i got in school a little late, i needed to sit at his side because there was not any other free chair (in my school it's 1 table for 2 people).

The teacher got out from the class and this guy started swearing me, calling me gay, d*ck sucker and calling my mom a hooker.
I replied:
Gay is you, you d*ck sucking motherfu**er son of a bi*ch, then i landed 2 punches on his nose and 2 on his left cheek.
I got 2 tooths of him out, his mouth was bleeding so much that there was blood getting out of it.
My teacher came back and he talked to her.
She came at me and talked to me outside the class:
What was going on on your head?
Did you know, who beat other people go to jail?
I almost answered:
Yes i did know, ya old bulldog (she looks like a bulldog and she is old).
Do you think i'm idiot like you, f**k off, he was annoying me, learn the facts before, fat bi*ch.
But instead, i said:
Yes, i did, but he was annoying me.

My teacher is so dumb, she put me in class again, instead putting me on the principal's room.
That's all.

[spiderkid12]

The correct term is put btw.

Ex: She put me back in class.

Ah well. This fat b*tch called me a hooker when I went to this ghetto school. I told her "You wanna go right now? Right here?"

The retard said no because she knows I can beat her arse because im taller than here. Anyways I here yah bud. I get ticked off easily.
Edit: Oh and its not on btw its IN.

They put me in class Lol I should be a english teacher xD

[Matheusultimatex]

Fix'd.
Most of the guys on my class make them as fu***ng great ass kickers, but they are weak and dumb on fight.
Who gets in a REAL fight with me, can surely buy a coffin, because they would need after the fight.
I know some of... wait, let me make a lil' list:
Karate
Kung-Fu
Tae-Kwon-Do
Judo
Jiu-Jitsu
Aikido

With some of Karate i know, i kan make people feel pain on places they never did know they had (as my bro would say).
With Kung-Fu, i can do fast attacks, without time for my opponent to attack really.
With Tae-Kwon-Do i can kick the crap out of him easily.
With Judo, i can easily take the fight to the ground, wich i'm better.
With Jiu-Jitsu, i can choke, immobilize and even break his arm easily.
With Aikido, i can easily make people feel pain without real strength, immobilize them, to breaking his hand, finger or knee.

So basically i'm good with martial arts, because i know some of many.
Futurely, my bro will start to do Kick-Boxing, adding more one to my list, and my Jiu-Jitsu teacher will teach Boxing, adding one more.
So i will get the crap out in other ways

[spiderkid12]

Fix'd.
Most of the guys on my class make them as fu***ng great ass kickers, but they are weak and dumb on fight.
Who gets in a REAL fight with me, can surely buy a coffin, because they would need after the fight.
I know some of... wait, let me make a lil' list:
Karate
Kung-Fu
Tae-Kwon-Do
Judo
Jiu-Jitsu
Aikido

With some of Karate i know, i kan make people feel pain on places they never did know they had (as my bro would say).
With Kung-Fu, i can do fast attacks, without time for my opponent to attack really.
With Tae-Kwon-Do i can kick the crap out of him easily.
With Judo, i can easily take the fight to the ground, wich i'm better.
With Jiu-Jitsu, i can choke, immobilize and even break his arm easily.
With Aikido, i can easily make people feel pain without real strength, immobilize them, to breaking his hand, finger or knee.

So basically i'm good with martial arts, because i know some of many.
Futurely, my bro will start to do Kick-Boxing, adding more one to my list, and my Jiu-Jitsu teacher will teach Boxing, adding one more.
So i will get the crap out in other ways

I can do Tae-Kwon-Do (kicking and using my opponents weight against them)
Kick Boxing (destroy them)
MMA (destroy them)
height (make them look like midgets)
talking skills (so far i saved myself 3 fights by talking them out of it)
reputation (lulz)
I know a bit of judo for grappling.

[Riykku]

Judo is defensive.
Kick you opponent down you can escape.

[spiderkid12]

Well in Tae Kwon Do you can learn self defense moves. Which I know a ton of self defense.

[Riykku]

I would rather learn moves federal agents know.
Those things take you down and keep you down.

[xxSharpfirexx]

Calling your mom a hooker?
Insulting you?
Insulting your sexual preferences?
Tell the teacher.
Or go physical.
Which is what you did.
Good job, bro.

[spiderkid12]

Calling your mom a hooker? [color=#FF0000]Its always the "yo mama" jokes.[/color]
Insulting you? [color=#FF0000]No one used to insult me[/color]
Insulting your sexual preferences? [color=#FF0000]No one EVER makes fun of that[/color]
Tell the teacher. [color=#FF0000]I have to agree on this one.[/color]
Or go physical. [color=#FF0000]Never ever ever go physical unless he starts it. Or if its a last resort.[/color]
Which is what you did.
Good job, bro.

I used to get bullied. Its tough but where i live its illeagal. Muhahah those little retards will go to a detention facility if anyone punches/insults/shoves someone in a locker.

[Matheusultimatex]

Calling your mom a hooker? [color=#FF0000]Its always the "yo mama" jokes.[/color] [color=#0000FF]Yo mama insults XD[/color]
Insulting you? [color=#FF0000]No one used to insult me[/color] [color=#0000FF]I'm small for my age, some people insult me because of it, but this guy called me a d*ck sucker, so i fked him up...[/color]
Insulting your sexual preferences? [color=#FF0000]No one EVER makes fun of that[/color] [color=#0000FF]He didn't make fun, because i'm not gay (thanks god) but insulted me, so i buried my hand on his face[/color]
Tell the teacher. [color=#FF0000]I have to agree on this one.[/color] [color=#0000FF]She wasn't at class that moment, also, my teacher don't do almost nothing, she is dumb@$$[/color]
Or go physical. [color=#FF0000]Never ever ever go physical unless he starts it. Or if its a last resort.[/color] [color=#0000FF]I go physical often ways[/color]
Which is what you did.
Good job, bro.

I used to get bullied. Its tough but where i live its illeagal. Muhahah those little retards will go to a detention facility if anyone punches/insults/shoves someone in a locker.

My answers there...