HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

[Dan3nyy6]

Dan: I shan't bet since I only use pounds.

Shadow: That's okay. Kids can't bet.

Dino: I wish I never betted....

Shadow: Well you did, so you can't change it.

Noah: OMG. This fight is too long.

Weather: I know! I'm missing the show called "When dogs attack old ladies"!

Sharp: ... I can't believe you watch stuff like that.

Matheus: *Pretending* YOU GUYS NEED TO SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Auburn: So...... What's the weather like today.

Dan: Auburn. Keep fighting.

Auburn: Alright, Alright, Seesh...

Shadow: Seriously? We need to at least do something, or we'll be stuck here, having to watch people fight.

Sharp: Ahh Don't worry about it!

TO BE CONTINUED...
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[xxSharpfirexx]

Sharp: Anyone got any beer? Or wine?

Dan: ...Why do you need beer?

Auburn: SHARP!

Shadow: Here *hands over a French wine bottle*.

Sharp: Thanks!

Noah: What are you going to do with it?

Dino: Give me back my money?

Sharp: Close.

Weather: And then my dog was like this, *makes a face* and then like this...

*Sharp walks up to Matheus, with his radio*

Matheus: WHAAAAAT? SPEEEAAAAK UPPPPPP!!!!!!

*Sharp swings the wine bottle at the radio*

Matheus: HEEEEY!!!!!!

*Sharp starts kicking the radio*

Sharp: STOP ANNOYING ME WITH THESE STUPID SONGS! YOU'VE SHOWN ME THEM FIFTY...NO!...UNCOUNTABLE TIMES!

*faces Shadow*

What's the time?

*Shadow holds up a empty wrist, and pretends that he's looking at his watch*

Shadow: One minute.

[spiderkid12]

Will you guys stop freaking killing me?

[Matheusultimatex]

Matheus: Oh nice, you destroyed my radio, but i haz my guitar summon!
*Guitar Summon*
*Plays Fuel*

Sharpfire: GIVE ME THIS FU***NG GUITAR NOW!
*Picks up guitar and launches it at Machina's head*

Machina: What the---

Matheus: Hey, looks like my music made him fall asleep!

Shadow: No, it was just the super throw that Sharp did.

Aub: Heeey, it would be good if someone came here to help me!

Everyone: I'm not going!

Matheus: JAMES!

James Hetfield: Wazzup Mat?

Matheus: What about Master of Puppets solo on that black angel over there?

James: Are you sure? I mean, i'ts not the loudest, heh.

Matheus: Yeah, you're sure, go send some Whiplash on his ass?

James: Got it.

Matheus: Nice.

*James go flying against Vincent*

James: Hey Lars, what do ya think about helping me here?

Lars Ulrich: Awesome!

James: Late at night, all systems gone, you came to see the show.
I forgot the rest of the song i composed so what the f**k now?

Back on the market...

Matheus: Hey, did you notice a web over there?

Shadow: Yeah, now you said.

Spiderkid: Yeah, i did it.

Matheus: Hey, you respawned!

Spiderkid: Yeah, so, may i bet now?

TO BE CONTINUED

[xxSharpfirexx]

Pre-note: Sorry, spider. Thought you were banned, and the fact that you stated that you would not return.
@Matheus: Are all these characters the band members?
Would be great if you didn't use them, lol.
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Sharp: Wuh?

Shadow: Time's at two minutes.

Noah: Did someone put up a new market right there? *points*

Dino: I think so! I'll go buy something...oh yeah...

Matheus: I'ma go buy a new radio!

Dan: *Sigh* I'll be back.

Sharp: Ten minutes and that money will be mine!

Weather: Sharp, don't sock the dealer again.

Sharp: What?

Shadow: Three minutes.

Noah: You enthusiastic about the bet, Shadow?

Shadow: I guess. Machina is weakening.

Noah: But the bet was that Auburn would lose!

Sharp: What condition?

Noah: *Sigh*

[Matheusultimatex]

@Sharp Yep they are.


Matheus: Look it, i found a super radio sound blaster!

Sharpfire: *facepalm* whispering: fu***ng nice.

Matheus: OMFG it says undestructible!

Sharpfire: WHA!?

Matheus: Niceee, i found a new Metallica CD with all of their 88 songs

Sharpfire: WTF!

Matheus: The CD is also indestructible!

Sharpfire: *faints*

Matheus: Hey man, how many it costs?

Shopkeeper: The radio is 100000000 and the CD is 250.

Matheus: WHA?!
*Charges shot*
*BOOM*

Matheus: Free? Thanks!

Shadow: Hey people, i think Aub won!

Sharpfire: I respawned now.

TO BE CONTINUED

[xxSharpfirexx]

Pre-note: @Matheus: Faint =/= dead. I wouldn't need to 'respawn'.
Sorry if I failed at depicting the angels.
And Danielle.
I'm detecting a running gag here, all of Matheus's radios are being destroyed.
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Shadow: Yeee-no. I think they're still fighting.

Auburn: *whistles*

*Danielle summons some angels with swords in their hands*

Danielle: ATTACK!

*The angels roar, and charge*

Sharp: Hold on, gotta go to the market.

Sharp: Waaaait...Matheus, did you kill the guy?

Matheus: *from a distance* No!

Sharp: *sigh* What do you have?

Dealer: Drugs.

Sharp: Is that all?

Dealer: Drugs.

*Life comes up onto the counter and puts on his 'I'm an innocent child' face*

Dealer: We have candy.

Life: Can I have some?

Dealer: Sure kid, just back away.

*Hands over free candy*

Life: *runs off* SWEET! DAN, YOU WANT SOME?!

Sharp: Anything besides drugs and candy?

Dealer: We have Metallica music.

Sharp: *groans* No, thanks. *leaves*

*Matheus is still listening to music*

Weather: I can't stand that music!

Matheus: WHAT???? CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

Noah: It's bothering me too.

Matheus: WHAAAAT? BOTHERING WHOOOO?

*Shadow walks up and sprays water all over the radio. The radio sputters once, and dies*

Shadow: Just because it's indestructible doesn't mean it's waterproof.

[spiderkid12]

Mathus: You owe me 20$ for the radio...
Shadow: Ill give it to you when your dead
-Mathus glares at shadow-
Sharp: Its a friggan radio get over it -_-
Spider: Life where did you get the candy?
Life: Oh over by that -eats some candy- drug booth
Spider:....Drugged candy? Really now?
Life:..wait this stuff is drugged? I thought that this white powder was just sugar...O.O
Spider:
Dan: YOU SAID IT WASNT DRUGGED!!!
Life: IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME MUSHROOM GOD!!!!!
Spider: Great now they are high -_-
Mathus: GUYS SHUT UP ALREADY
Spider: WELL STOP PLAYING METALLICA AND MAYBE WE WILL
-Mathus and spider argue-
Shadow and Sharp: ....
Sharp: So what are we gonna argue about?
-shadow shrugs his shoulders-
Sharp: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU GOT THEM HIGH!!!
Shadow: NO ITS YOUR FAULT YOU GOT THEM HIGH!!!!!!
Dealer: Well tecnically its my fau-
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mathus: Hay how about we go get some candy?
Everyone besides Mathus: -_- No.
As our heros continue to argue Auburn breaks them all up and they continue walking on purchesing weapons, food, and much more.
TO BE CONTINUED

[Dan3nyy6]

Machina: Where do you think you're going? I'm not done yet!

Dan: ... Seriously?

Sharp: Oh goody! How exciting! More fighting!

Shadow: I know! I'm rich!

Dino: Shadow! It's lord frieza!

Shadow: OMG! I'm too smart to fall for that trick >.>

Dino: *swipe* MUHAHAHAH MINE ALL MINE!

Matheus: -_-U HEY DINO! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT MONEY SO I CAN BUY A NEW RADIO! *runs*

LifeUp: I ALSO NEED THE MONEY TO GET MORE CAN- I MEAN MUSHROOMS! *runs after dino*

Shadow: GIVE MY MONEY BACK! THEIF! *runs after dino too*

Everyone Else: ... ^_^U

Spider: Wow... They really like money...

Noah: They all like it 87.59% better than adventure.

Auburn: Fighting is better.

Dan: I also like adventure.

Sharp: C'mon guys, the rest of us can handle ourselves.

Noah: Are you sure? We may die.

Spider: I know!

Dan: Hmm... We'll have to think of a plan.

TO BE CONTINUED
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[spiderkid12]

Sharp: We always need a plan.
Spider: Do you always have to sound so dramatic?
Sharp:...no..if it was dramatic then.... WHY ARE YOU CALLED SPIDER?!?!?!
Spider: -_-" Alright lets just divide up. The smallest and sneakiest should inspect the area for enemys while the biggest and strongest attack them. So then we would be able to walk freely...
Shadow: Why on earth would we split up? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!!!
Spider: Alright then captain insano you think of a plan.
-all of us except shadow glare at him-
-25 minutes later-
Dan: So.....im gonna go get some more drug- i mean candy : D
Spider: Sit down.
Dan: Yes mother.
Life: So whats the plan?
spider: We vote. All in favor of my plan, which we send scouts then the brutes take care of the enemys, say I.
Everyone except shadow: I.
Spider: Your out voted shadow.
Auburn Now wait a dang nabbit second, Give em a chance.
Spider: (-_-) Fine, whats YOUR plan shadow?
Shadow: What plan?
Spider: Okay....change of plans. We have to distract the guards to get away from frieza..so..
-spider motions to everyone to huddle except shadow-
Auburn: Are you serious? I would like to be able to see yah know?
Spider: Well do you wanna live or not?
Auburn:.....Well then.. where are we gonna get one of those then?
Spider: I know ..Hold em down
-everyone except me pins down shadow-
Shadow: WHAT THE HELL?
Spider: Go put this on
-spider hands shadow a bag full of clothes-
-Shadow looks in-
Shadow: Id rather die.
Spider: Throw him in the nearest mens room.
-shadow changes then walks out-
Spider: I think you look lovely in a pink tu-tu.
Auburn: MY EYES!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
-Everyone laughs except Auburn-
Auburn: Whats so funny?
Spider: Alright shadow..your gonna dance and distract those guards..then you can use this and kill em -spider hands shadow a ban hammer-
Shadow: The hammer makes up for the tu-tu.
Spider: Hey lord frieza take a look at this.
Guards 1&2: Well hell-o.
Guards 3&4: I bet you want her to shine your sword -they all laugh-
-All the guards walk up to shadow-
Shadow: SHINE THIS -he smacks em all with the hammer-
Spider: Nice. Now to destroy frieza

What will happen to spider after shadow gets out of the tutu?
The world may never know...
Until then...TO BE CONTINUED