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  1. #41
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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Matheus: It's boring again!
    *SHWOOSH*
    *Guitar summon*

    Matheus: Who wants to hear a good song?

    Everyone except Matheus: I WANT!

    Matheus: [youtube:1632l8ld]UO_84C3fpuI[/youtube:1632l8ld]

    Everyone except Matheus: Nice!

    Aub: Look! It's Machina!

    Machina: Hehehehe, looks like you defeated my little friends, but i want to see you defeat the big ones!
    *10000 heavy angels appear*

    Aub: They're Heavy angels, they have armors made of diamond and plasma phasers!

    Matheus: Looks like a job for the ULTIMATE ARMOR!
    *SHWOOOOOOSH*
    *Matheus turns into Ultimate Armor*

    Everyone except Matheus: OMGOMG WHAT IT DOES?

    Matheus: I take minimal damage, can do charged shots that let plasma energy balls on hitted enemies and i can use the Nova Strike anytime i want!

    Everyone: Let's do it!

    Next episode:
    Matheus will use his Ultimate powers?
    Will our heroes defeat those angels?
    For checking out this and more, watch the next episode of HQ2!

    TO BE CONTINUED
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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    ~I randomly poof back in in the middle of a fight~
    Spider: Hey guys i got brownies!!!!
    Sharp: Huh what brownies?
    Auburn: Nows not the-uhg- time for brownies spider! Help us out
    Spider Depends. Will I get yelled at by some idiot saying that I messed up >.> -glares at weather-
    Shadow: Its take care of now just help us! Can you just like knock them out? I dont want a bloody mess on the floor.
    Spider: Alright fine. Mathus help me knock out these foo's.
    Mathus: Stand back. Ill make them def with Metallica!!
    Mathus: [youtube:1vnx2zcx]uY3LAFJbKyY[/youtube:1vnx2zcx]
    Attacker 1: AHHGGGG MY EARS!!!!!
    Attacker 2: MY DAMNED EARS AHHHHHH
    ~they run away~
    Shadow: Spider we said to knock them out not make them def!!
    Spider: I know. But if they are def they cannot recieve orders or know what to do. Itl be a while before we run into them.
    Dan: So what next?
    ~ we all shrug our shoulders~
    Mathus: How about I play another song?
    Spider: How about NO.

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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    You made fun with one of Metallica's best songs D:
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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Pre-note:
    Quote Originally Posted by Matheusultimatex
    *Matheus turns into Ultimate Armor*
    Stop playing god. Noah has the fireball power, and Dino has dinosaur strength, rite?
    If I'm wrong, just reverse the names.

    Machina: Ultimate Armor? *laughs*

    Matheus: Yea! *Shoots fifty charged shots*

    Machina: Bah! *crushes Matheus*

    Everyone: MATHEUS!!!

    Sharp: *looks at Metallica* Hey, can you guys help us again?

    Metallica: Sorry, shift's over. *leaves*

    Dino: I'll get him! *rushes at Machina*

    *Machina throws an arm at Dino, who catches it*

    *Noah runs up, and shoots fireballs at Machina, who reacts by punting Noah*

    Noah: AAAAAHHHHHH-

    *Life runs forward, until Dan grabs his arm*

    Dan: Wait! We have to think of something!

    Aub: You sure that Dino can hold him long enough?

    Dan: Yea!

    Shadow: We'll help Dino distract Machina, Sharp, you'll grab Matheus once we have him distracted...if there's anything left to grab.

    Life: Shadow!

    Shadow: ...What?

    *Spider runs up*

    Spider: Hay guys! *random spike hits Spider*

    Spider: This ain't cool! This game suc- *dies*

    Sharp: Erm, what was she talking about?

    Shadow: Don't know, don't care.

    Auburn: You guys ready?

    Shadow: As ready as a person possibly can while awaiting his death.

    Dan: Move out!

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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Machina: I'm too strong for you...

    Auburn: Oh yeah? With my angel powers I shall banish the dark!

    Shadow: Aub! He's resistant to banishing attacks.

    Sharp: So... Maybe I can use my propeller tails to dodge his attacks!

    Noah: Or I could use my SUPER AWESOME BRAIN SKILLS to destroy him.

    Matheus: Meh. I don't think my armour works against him.

    Dino: GUYS! I can't hold him for much longer!

    Dan: We should get going.

    Machina: Muhahahah!

    Auburn: OMG.

    Shadow: I shall use my Shadow Balls.

    Sharp: I can scan him (for some reason) It says he's resistant to almost everything. Except for Bacon.

    Noah: BACON?! How can someone be destroyed with Bacon?!

    Sharp: IDK. They just can.

    Dino: Well can you use the Bacon right now??

    Dan: Dino. We don't have bacon.

    Dino: Aw man...

    Auburn: We should buy some bacon from the black market!

    Shadow: I don't think we can find a black market. Anyways, why would anyone sell bacon on a Black Market?

    Dan: My kid senses tell me there is a Black Market with bacon in it right over.... BESIDE US?!?!

    Noah: How could we have missed that?

    Sharp: Do we have any monies?

    Matheus: Not atm.

    Everyone: OMG. NO FAIR!!!

    LifeUp: I can pay with Mushrooms.

    Auburn: Would that even work?

    LifeUp: I think it might...

    Shadow: LifeUp! I'm pretty sure they won't accept mushrooms.

    LifeUp: Then that's their loss.

    TO BE CONTINUED
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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Pre-note: Sad-face
    Did you read mine?
    OH LOL!
    I SAW IT BEFORE YOU EDITED IT.
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    Life: *walks up to the dealer, putting on his 'I'm a harmless little kid' face* Do you take mushrooms?

    Dealer: What?

    Sharp: Screw this. *Punches the dealer*

    Shadow: Heh. *Steals wallet*

    Matheus: OH MY GOD! THEY SELL METALLICA MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

    Dan: But you have no money!

    Matheus: *>.>* *<.<* *Pockets CD*

    Auburn: He has...GUNS?

    Noah: Barbie for men. *Grins*

    Shadow: Forget the guns, I have Shadow Balls.

    *Sharp smirks*

    Dino: I have the bacon! *Raises the bacon high*

    Machina: NOT SO FAST! *Shoots bacon out of Dino's hand*

    Dan: Too bad! We have more!

    *Machina destroys whole stand*

    Matheus: MY METALLICA!!!!!! *Rushes*

    Weather: MY DOG!!!!!!! *Rushes*

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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Aub: Oh, forget this. *Runs up to Machina to attack him with his sword*

    Sharp: AUB!

    Dino: But we can't let him go alone! Machina is resistant to everything else!

    Aub: *shouting* NO HE ISN'T! I'VE KILLED HIM BEFORE!

    Shadow: OH, FINE!

    Aub and Machina engage in an epic swordfight (Machina's sword is a fire blade)

    10 minutes later.

    Dan: Dang, they're still at it.

    Noah: *sigh*
    1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.

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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Pre-note: I love you guys.
    Even when I run out of ideas,
    you all continue to amaze me with new ideas.
    I want this to never end.
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    *Sharp pulls up a chair and popcorn*

    Sharp: Popcorn, anyone?

    Noah: I'll take some.

    Matheus: Do you have a DVD player?

    Dan: Yeah, sure *Pulls one out*.

    *Shadow destroys it*

    Matheus: SHADOW!!!!!!

    Auburn: Uh guys? Wanna help?

    Sharp: Nah! You're doing great! *whispers* I'll bet that Machina kills...er...defeats him in five minutes.

    Shadow: *whispers* I bet two minutes.

    Dino: HEY AUBURN! CAN YOU HOLD ON?

    Auburn: No! Help me!

    Dino: *whispers* Thirty seconds.

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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Aub: No, I wasn't talking to you guys. Just stay there.

    Danielle (Echon): *Pulls out Energy UZI and starts firing* You called?

    Aub: Perhaps. *Stalemated with Machina*

    Machina: Cheater! *Summons*

    Vincent (Cosie): Yes?

    Machina: Get her.

    Vincent: Yes sir. *Pulls out Fire bullet UZI*

    Danielle: *Flies up* This will be interesting.

    *Danielle and Vincent engage in a WW1 style Dogfight*
    1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.

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    Re: HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

    Pre-note: Sorry, but I'm not exactly familiar with your angels.
    I won't use them until it's cleared up.
    Whats with the name in the brackets?
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    *Dino jumps up, popcorn leaping out of his hand*

    Dino: WHAT?! CHEATER! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! *Leaps for the money on the table*

    *Shadow covers it with a hand*

    Shadow: Sorry, you already bet. Sit down.

    *Dino sits back down, mumbling*

    Matheus: HAY GUYS! I FOUND A RADIO! *inserts Metallica CD*

    Sharp: Oh...no...

    Matheus: What? It's GOOD FOR YOU!!!! *turns volume up high*

    Noah: Hey, what's with the...*points finger behind*

    *Behind them are about 50,000 'good' angels fighting with the 'bad' angels*

    Weather: Hey...Matheus...don't you want to help them?

    Matheus: *Pretending* WHAT??? SORRY!!!! CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!!!!

    *Shadow lazily fires Shadow Balls into the crowd behind them*

    Shadow: Any more bets? We're up to $132.

    Noah: How could you guys even bet about something like this?

    Sharp: Problem?

    Noah: Yes! This is a life or death situation!

    Sharp: So? Won't we just respawn back here?

    Noah: What??? Respawn??? This isn't a game!

    Sharp: Won't we?

    Noah: ...

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