HQ2 (Heaven Quest)

[Matheusultimatex]

Matheus: It's boring again!
*SHWOOSH*
*Guitar summon*

Matheus: Who wants to hear a good song?

Everyone except Matheus: I WANT!

Matheus: [youtube:1632l8ld]UO_84C3fpuI[/youtube:1632l8ld]

Everyone except Matheus: Nice!

Aub: Look! It's Machina!

Machina: Hehehehe, looks like you defeated my little friends, but i want to see you defeat the big ones!
*10000 heavy angels appear*

Aub: They're Heavy angels, they have armors made of diamond and plasma phasers!

Matheus: Looks like a job for the ULTIMATE ARMOR!
*SHWOOOOOOSH*
*Matheus turns into Ultimate Armor*

Everyone except Matheus: OMGOMG WHAT IT DOES?

Matheus: I take minimal damage, can do charged shots that let plasma energy balls on hitted enemies and i can use the Nova Strike anytime i want!

Everyone: Let's do it!

Next episode:
Matheus will use his Ultimate powers?
Will our heroes defeat those angels?
For checking out this and more, watch the next episode of HQ2!

TO BE CONTINUED

[spiderkid12]

~I randomly poof back in in the middle of a fight~
Spider: Hey guys i got brownies!!!!
Sharp: Huh what brownies?
Auburn: Nows not the-uhg- time for brownies spider! Help us out
Spider Depends. Will I get yelled at by some idiot saying that I messed up >.> -glares at weather-
Shadow: Its take care of now just help us! Can you just like knock them out? I dont want a bloody mess on the floor.
Spider: Alright fine. Mathus help me knock out these foo's.
Mathus: Stand back. Ill make them def with Metallica!!
Mathus: [youtube:1vnx2zcx]uY3LAFJbKyY[/youtube:1vnx2zcx]
Attacker 1: AHHGGGG MY EARS!!!!!
Attacker 2: MY DAMNED EARS AHHHHHH
~they run away~
Shadow: Spider we said to knock them out not make them def!!
Spider: I know. But if they are def they cannot recieve orders or know what to do. Itl be a while before we run into them.
Dan: So what next?
~ we all shrug our shoulders~
Mathus: How about I play another song?
Spider: How about NO.

[Matheusultimatex]

You made fun with one of Metallica's best songs D:

[xxSharpfirexx]

Pre-note:

*Matheus turns into Ultimate Armor*

Stop playing god. Noah has the fireball power, and Dino has dinosaur strength, rite?
If I'm wrong, just reverse the names.

Machina: Ultimate Armor? *laughs*

Matheus: Yea! *Shoots fifty charged shots*

Machina: Bah! *crushes Matheus*

Everyone: MATHEUS!!!

Sharp: *looks at Metallica* Hey, can you guys help us again?

Metallica: Sorry, shift's over. *leaves*

Dino: I'll get him! *rushes at Machina*

*Machina throws an arm at Dino, who catches it*

*Noah runs up, and shoots fireballs at Machina, who reacts by punting Noah*

Noah: AAAAAHHHHHH-

*Life runs forward, until Dan grabs his arm*

Dan: Wait! We have to think of something!

Aub: You sure that Dino can hold him long enough?

Dan: Yea!

Shadow: We'll help Dino distract Machina, Sharp, you'll grab Matheus once we have him distracted...if there's anything left to grab.

Life: Shadow!

Shadow: ...What?

*Spider runs up*

Spider: Hay guys! *random spike hits Spider*

Spider: This ain't cool! This game suc- *dies*

Sharp: Erm, what was she talking about?

Shadow: Don't know, don't care.

Auburn: You guys ready?

Shadow: As ready as a person possibly can while awaiting his death.

Dan: Move out!

[Dan3nyy6]

Machina: I'm too strong for you...

Auburn: Oh yeah? With my angel powers I shall banish the dark!

Shadow: Aub! He's resistant to banishing attacks.

Sharp: So... Maybe I can use my propeller tails to dodge his attacks!

Noah: Or I could use my SUPER AWESOME BRAIN SKILLS to destroy him.

Matheus: Meh. I don't think my armour works against him.

Dino: GUYS! I can't hold him for much longer!

Dan: We should get going.

Machina: Muhahahah!

Auburn: OMG.

Shadow: I shall use my Shadow Balls.

Sharp: I can scan him (for some reason) It says he's resistant to almost everything. Except for Bacon.

Noah: BACON?! How can someone be destroyed with Bacon?!

Sharp: IDK. They just can.

Dino: Well can you use the Bacon right now??

Dan: Dino. We don't have bacon.

Dino: Aw man...

Auburn: We should buy some bacon from the black market!

Shadow: I don't think we can find a black market. Anyways, why would anyone sell bacon on a Black Market?

Dan: My kid senses tell me there is a Black Market with bacon in it right over.... BESIDE US?!?!

Noah: How could we have missed that?

Sharp: Do we have any monies?

Matheus: Not atm.

Everyone: OMG. NO FAIR!!!

LifeUp: I can pay with Mushrooms.

Auburn: Would that even work?

LifeUp: I think it might...

Shadow: LifeUp! I'm pretty sure they won't accept mushrooms.

LifeUp: Then that's their loss.

TO BE CONTINUED
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[xxSharpfirexx]

Pre-note: Sad-face
Did you read mine?
OH LOL!
I SAW IT BEFORE YOU EDITED IT.
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Life: *walks up to the dealer, putting on his 'I'm a harmless little kid' face* Do you take mushrooms?

Dealer: What?

Sharp: Screw this. *Punches the dealer*

Shadow: Heh. *Steals wallet*

Matheus: OH MY GOD! THEY SELL METALLICA MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

Dan: But you have no money!

Matheus: *>.>* *<.<* *Pockets CD*

Auburn: He has...GUNS?

Noah: Barbie for men. *Grins*

Shadow: Forget the guns, I have Shadow Balls.

*Sharp smirks*

Dino: I have the bacon! *Raises the bacon high*

Machina: NOT SO FAST! *Shoots bacon out of Dino's hand*

Dan: Too bad! We have more!

*Machina destroys whole stand*

Matheus: MY METALLICA!!!!!! *Rushes*

Weather: MY DOG!!!!!!! *Rushes*

[AuburnAttack21]

Aub: Oh, forget this. *Runs up to Machina to attack him with his sword*

Sharp: AUB!

Dino: But we can't let him go alone! Machina is resistant to everything else!

Aub: *shouting* NO HE ISN'T! I'VE KILLED HIM BEFORE!

Shadow: OH, FINE!

Aub and Machina engage in an epic swordfight (Machina's sword is a fire blade)

10 minutes later.

Dan: Dang, they're still at it.

Noah: *sigh*

[xxSharpfirexx]

Pre-note: I love you guys.
Even when I run out of ideas,
you all continue to amaze me with new ideas.
I want this to never end.
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*Sharp pulls up a chair and popcorn*

Sharp: Popcorn, anyone?

Noah: I'll take some.

Matheus: Do you have a DVD player?

Dan: Yeah, sure *Pulls one out*.

*Shadow destroys it*

Matheus: SHADOW!!!!!!

Auburn: Uh guys? Wanna help?

Sharp: Nah! You're doing great! *whispers* I'll bet that Machina kills...er...defeats him in five minutes.

Shadow: *whispers* I bet two minutes.

Dino: HEY AUBURN! CAN YOU HOLD ON?

Auburn: No! Help me!

Dino: *whispers* Thirty seconds.

[AuburnAttack21]

Aub: No, I wasn't talking to you guys. Just stay there.

Danielle (Echon): *Pulls out Energy UZI and starts firing* You called?

Aub: Perhaps. *Stalemated with Machina*

Machina: Cheater! *Summons*

Vincent (Cosie): Yes?

Machina: Get her.

Vincent: Yes sir. *Pulls out Fire bullet UZI*

Danielle: *Flies up* This will be interesting.

*Danielle and Vincent engage in a WW1 style Dogfight*

[xxSharpfirexx]

Pre-note: Sorry, but I'm not exactly familiar with your angels.
I won't use them until it's cleared up.
Whats with the name in the brackets?
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*Dino jumps up, popcorn leaping out of his hand*

Dino: WHAT?! CHEATER! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! *Leaps for the money on the table*

*Shadow covers it with a hand*

Shadow: Sorry, you already bet. Sit down.

*Dino sits back down, mumbling*

Matheus: HAY GUYS! I FOUND A RADIO! *inserts Metallica CD*

Sharp: Oh...no...

Matheus: What? It's GOOD FOR YOU!!!! *turns volume up high*

Noah: Hey, what's with the...*points finger behind*

*Behind them are about 50,000 'good' angels fighting with the 'bad' angels*

Weather: Hey...Matheus...don't you want to help them?

Matheus: *Pretending* WHAT??? SORRY!!!! CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!!!!

*Shadow lazily fires Shadow Balls into the crowd behind them*

Shadow: Any more bets? We're up to $132.

Noah: How could you guys even bet about something like this?

Sharp: Problem?

Noah: Yes! This is a life or death situation!

Sharp: So? Won't we just respawn back here?

Noah: What??? Respawn??? This isn't a game!

Sharp: Won't we?

Noah: ...