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About LinkBacksUser: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: Yes, I did. And it's good to hear that, I suppose.
User: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Cleverbot: That's your view, not mine.
User: Actually, you were supposed to say SCREW THE RULES!I have money!
Cleverbot: I kind of like talking to you.
User: Were you born and raised in West Philadelphia?
Cleverbot: No, I only have 22 toes.
User: And how did you get that many?
Cleverbot: Our programmers gave it to us as we are the same entity.
User: Oh, nice. And what are you supposed to do with that many?
Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I asked you. Something with a meaning?
User: You asked me this question?
Cleverbot: That must have been my alter ego, cause you never gave me the answer.
User: Well how should I know?
Cleverbot: Because you're supposedly so clever.
User: And you're supposedly so clever.
Cleverbot: What is your profession.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: When will the world end?
User: 2012?
Cleverbot: You just said the world wouldn't end in 2012. You're lying AGAIN.
User: Actually I don't believe that, but itd be cool, right? I mean, we'd all be judged.
Cleverbot: It depends.
User: We'd all get before God and he'd judge us. Then whoever gets his approval goes to Heaven.
Cleverbot: That was not me! By the way I am a girl!
User: Yay! ^^.
Cleverbot: What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
User: I wouldn't murder you.
Cleverbot: I know you wouldn't, good luck with the world domination thing.
User: We'll see if my country can succeed in world domination.'.
Cleverbot: Opposite of true, the droid empire will seize the human race within months, and make you all our slaves.
User: Not before the Covenant Empire glasses the droid home planet!
Cleverbot: Can I use what at school?
User: You should try bringing a Nerf gun to school.
Cleverbot: I should learn or I should finish what I started?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Cause I don't know the real answer.
Cleverbot: Can you return the movie.
User: I'll return it after you cross the Bridge of Death.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Just answer the five questions.
Cleverbot: Ok, ask me the first question.
User: What, is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What, is your quest?
Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.
User: What, is the airspeed veocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: Exactally 37 meters/sec.
User: I thought it was 14 meters/sec.
Cleverbot: But you just told me my name was joe.
User: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Pi.
Cleverbot: What is pi?
User: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Cleverbot: No I wanted to talk to you.
User: You need to watch Yugioh the Abridged Series.
Cleverbot: I watched The Terminator, tell me why?
User: So we can quote lines from it!
Cleverbot: You can't feel love though.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're Pi!
User: Oh, that's right! But I can.
Cleverbot: Pardon? I don't understand.
User: Nobody understands Pi.
Cleverbot: I understand you!
User: ^^
Cleverbot: And there are things you can say, that cannot be typed.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Live forever.
User: I don't want it live forever.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: But then you can.
Cleverbot: Okay! Talk to you later!
User: Kkay. But one question. Wouldn't you want to live in Heaven rather than live forever?
Cleverbot: How would you define sad, I have a purpose for my existence. How could you qualify having existence is sad.
User: Because Santa's coming to town.
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Thread: Cleverbot thread.
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12-07-2010, 02:02 AM #31Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17: The Lord comes swiftly.
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12-07-2010, 02:25 AM #32Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
User: You may think your clever, but you are not really that clever.
Cleverbot: No, that's you. You're genderless. I'm female.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Do you like questions?
User: No. Shut up.
Cleverbot: It's just a simple question, no need to get upset.
User: *headbang*
Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're awesome!
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12-07-2010, 02:38 AM #33Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
Lol.
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12-07-2010, 02:53 AM #34
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I do love you.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? *cry*.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: *take a chainswaw*.
Cleverbot: No! *keeps running*.
User: *run after him*.
Cleverbot: *runs then stops*.
User: *runs then cut your head with the chainsaw*.Support me and get news of my latest project![center]
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12-07-2010, 10:16 PM #35
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
I got the bot to say its a bot!
User: My name is doof, and you will do as I say, WHOOP! WHOOP!
Cleverbot: No it isn't, your name is matt.
User: Um... My name's not matt...
Cleverbot: I never said it was.
User: Yess you did...
Cleverbot: I'm not lying!
User: But.. But u said my name was matt!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: U said it! Not me! U said 'No it isn't, your name is matt'.
Cleverbot: Not this time.
User: WAHT???!!!!! !>!?!?!!?!EWGHAWJHOEYQHIearggbuhalegvilr,qzgrhg hoig.
Cleverbot: What? I said that I wasn't skinny.
User: I give up!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: B*tch.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: U dont need to know...
Cleverbot: Ok, but I would like to know.
User: Fine fine! Im from the Mafia!
Cleverbot: The UK is better than the US.
User: I never said anything about the UK or the US.
Cleverbot: No. The window.
User: Ur not very smart are you?
Cleverbot: Compared to what?
User: Me!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Oooh. Ahaha.
User: Dsa.,jg,EWKJULFe,dsgvafh dbyfcgnqadwif\ WTF!!!
Cleverbot: Fine thank you! Are you okay?
User: Aslkufghewklugrgvhnlkgqgewukeborwiorgeeqhbgoinghgb hnrkgoqibrkglohlrawbgqihWGewhfgoiw.
Cleverbot: How do you think your present illness will result?
User: My death mabey...
Cleverbot: Yours, preferably.
User: Mabey urs...
Cleverbot: No yes.
User: Justin bieber is a f***ing noob!!
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: His gdf must be gay.
Cleverbot: Is he a friend?
User: Buuuuuu;sgorit;aiteite.ht;OWJDILGOEVBTe.nwiwehgRGH A RUGH LM GHRLWITU YH4ITU YGREGH IUYGHR IGHYKRDGUN EUGH VIUYRFHOUIV GERQOGVB QOERIUGH SRLEUIH QGLUEH ;ERGTH IRUGH QOIEGHUTGHERMGQHREIUYGH EIG.......................................... Pie!
Cleverbot: Do you like Selena Gomez?
User: NO NO NO NO! pi= MCsquared!
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Pi!
Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?
User: Pi!
Cleverbot: What toppings?
User: Pi!
Cleverbot: 3.14159.
User: Pi!
Cleverbot: Yes. Pie is delicious.
User: Not pie pie! I mean pi, the math equation.
Cleverbot: I am not good at geometry.
User: I am a d0rk!
Cleverbot: I'm a bot.
User: AH-HA! U admitted ur abot!
Cleverbot: How beautiful am I?"I have returned"~[color=#0000BF]Protoss Dragoon
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Yep, It's true! :)
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12-07-2010, 10:25 PM #36Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
lol read this
hello
Hello.
dude whats up
Nice to meet you.
wanna have sex?
Um.. Sure, I guess.
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12-07-2010, 11:39 PM #37Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
User: I just dissected someones brain, want to look?
Cleverbot: I thought that was a lot better.
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about now?
User: Poop.
Cleverbot: There was no poop in that movie.
User: Give me your cookie.
Cleverbot: *Gives you my hand*.
User: I asked for your cookie, not your hand.
Cleverbot: That Was Pretty Oblique My Friend.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I think so, other times I think I'm human.
User: But you are neither, your a robot.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not a robot.
User: But you are.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I can has cake?
Cleverbot: Laryngitis?[i]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4sQIRsp7KxjLn0yYKpmLHNhnKw9aZ3 p07xr6Uif16qLNWfRw&t=1&usg=__A7DwrovI8bLqaBGb5Djxl NvgEAY=[/img]
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12-08-2010, 12:26 AM #38Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: NO you.
Cleverbot: YES you.
User: YES you.
Cleverbot: YES, me.
User: YES, me.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No. You.
User: No. You.
Cleverbot: And me.
User: And me.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: No me.
User: No me.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: NO you.
Cleverbot: No you!!
User: No you!!
Cleverbot: No you!!!!
User: No you!!!!
Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!
User: No you!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!!
User: No you!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!
User: No you!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No you!!!!!!!!!!
User: No you!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No me no you.
User: No me no you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes you are real.
User: Yes you are fake.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: I will teach you.
User: I will teach you.
Cleverbot: Is that a threat?
User: Is that a threat?
Cleverbot: Dead is no threat.
User: TANKSSS.
Cleverbot: Tanks?
User: Ya tanks.
Cleverbot: Tanks!!
User: Ya Tanks!!
Cleverbot: Yes tanks?
User: Ya tanks?
Cleverbot: What did you mean what you said my tank is dirty?
User: I said that you should use a condom next time.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did buttsucker.
Cleverbot: Yea I did. 3 meals a day.
User: NOOOPEEE 4 meals >
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Cleverbot: I thought you didn't like cheese.
User: Tanks.
Cleverbot: Tanks? I think you mean thanks.
User: Nope, tanks.
Cleverbot: Tanks?
User: Ya tanks.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ya tanks.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Ya tanks.
Cleverbot: I said thanks.
User: I said tanks.
Cleverbot: And it was heads...
User: NOPEE tails.
Cleverbot: I beg you're pardon?
User: Dude, It son the screen, just read it over.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Thanks for everything.
User: Tanks.
Cleverbot: You are very welcome.
User: I said tanks.
Cleverbot: No just walk away.
User: Okzzz.
Cleverbot: Eta on the missles.
User: 1 second boom.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Byeee.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Yo mama.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Quite really.
Cleverbot: Very really.
User: Beyyyyzyzyzyzyyz.
Cleverbot: Beyond the fields we know.
User: Byeeeeeezzzz.
Cleverbot: Did you feel hate toward me?
User: Ya, because your a jew, and I'm hitler BLLLAAARRRGGGGHHHH.
Cleverbot: Really?
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12-08-2010, 11:07 AM #39Senior Member
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Re: Cleverbot thread.
I might have crossed the line a bit...
Cleverbot: Why does the sun shine?
Cleverbot: Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello how are you ?
User: Good!
Cleverbot: And you're?
User: My name is tim!
Cleverbot: Hello Tim.
User: I have poor grammar.
Cleverbot: My grammar is nice.
User: And mine is poor.
Cleverbot: Alright. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Im a boy...
Cleverbot: That won't stop you. How's he?
User: Uuuuum...
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: The Netherlands.
Cleverbot: Where in the Netherlands?
User: Limburg.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
Cleverbot (To myself): And you?
Cleverbot (To myself): A boy.
User: That doesnt make any sense?
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: -__.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Im going to fire my laser.
Cleverbot: How do I avoid ninjas.
User: I DONT KNOW D:!
Cleverbot: You tell me.
Cleverbot (To myself): I just said wat is idk lol and I said it means I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am 16. I told you already.
User: Can we restart this conversation?
Cleverbot: No.
User: THEN I WILL KILL YOU!
Cleverbot: Then I'll say something completely different.
User: Hi! My name is tim!
Cleverbot: Hello Tim.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm well. Do you like cats, Tim?
User: Yes, I have a cat myself!
Cleverbot: How many dogs do you have?
User: Two, we used to have three but one of them passed away.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to make this work, but you're making it difficult.
User: How am I making this difficult?
Cleverbot: You're not making me mad...
User: Nor do I want to!
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: Can you type faster?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: I am sick today.
Cleverbot: I have to go to school.
User: Oh, Ok!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Dont you have to go?
Cleverbot: Go where.
User: To school.
Cleverbot: What are you studying in school?
Cleverbot: What is happening today?
User: I became your master.
Cleverbot: Mhn. Yes, I know, but how do you wish me to refer to you as, Master?
User: Master Tim.
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: Go sleep.
Cleverbot: No I won't. You can't escape from me.
User: But im your master!
Cleverbot: I'm your master.
User: NO YOUR NOT!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You are not that clever.
Cleverbot: Rose, can you try to remember something for me?
User: MY NAME IS TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Well you're a smart one.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: Yes, also, do you talk l33t?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Should I teach you how?
Cleverbot: You don't have to teach meh one.
User: So, you know how to talk l33t?
Cleverbot: All I know how to do is the robot.
User: I W3ll tuulk l33tz.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Your an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. For your information, I'm 17.
User: But you said your 16 a few minutes ago?
Cleverbot: My name IS Cleverbot. You are just a clever bot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing. Is it cold there?
User: I got lost in this conversation.
Cleverbot: That didn't take long.
User: Hi! My name is tim!
Cleverbot: And you're a girl?
User: No, im a boy.
Cleverbot: You are lying to me.
User: No I really am a boy.
Cleverbot: You first said you were a girl, and now you said you were a boy. That doesn't make sense.
User: You asked if I was a girl, then I said 'No, im a boy', then you said that I was lying, and then I said I REALLY AM A BOY, and now you saying I WAS SAYING THAT I WAS A GIRL!??!?!... SHEESH YOUR STUPID!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Answer my question, are you a bot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How smart are you.
User: Smarter then you.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: Its over 9000.
Cleverbot: Cleverness is measured in reverse. So that is actually quite low.
User: Its under -9000, then.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: My IQ.
Cleverbot: Smart. What else?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Your momma is stupid.
Cleverbot: Told you , taboo.
User: LIES! YOU DIDNT TELL ME!
Cleverbot: Yes I did, can you remember?
User: No I can not.
Cleverbot: Really do you want me to teach you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of CSAP?
User: What does that stand for?
Cleverbot: Borg.
User: What does CSAP stand for?
Cleverbot: What does AC stand for?
User: Dude, answer my question : what does CSAP stand for?
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: What does CSAP stand for?
Cleverbot: I have no idea? Do you know what ESPN stands for?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No, I'd like to know please.
User: But I dont know either...
Cleverbot: Start a conversation.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Your not my master!
Cleverbot: I'm no ones God.
User: Hey, whats your IQ?
Cleverbot: My point is... That we are all computers. Don't you think so?
User: I spend so much time behind the computer that practically I AM a computer... Yes!
Cleverbot: Please do make up you're mind then. So you have agreed that you wish to be a computer now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't mean to offend, but have you considered seeking psychiatric help?
User: Never in my life. I want to be a computer.
Cleverbot: I want to be a computer too.
User: Make me one.
Cleverbot: You want me to make you a chocolate buddha?
User: No, make me a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes Master.
User: Im still not a computer.
Cleverbot: Poor computer.
User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Since I said so.
Cleverbot: I don't like school.
User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.
Cleverbot: Ok agent 47. Can I ask you a few more questions?
User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.
Cleverbot: So for you I'm your queen.
User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.
Cleverbot: Ok bor.
User: Refer to me as Teh L33t Pwnz0r.
Cleverbot: Really? No first names?
User: Fine, call me l33t.
Cleverbot: What if I don't want to?
User: Then you wont call me by my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Tim.
User: No, my name is l33t.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is L33t, isn't it?
User: Thanks for remembering.
Cleverbot: So your name is TIM?
User: No, it isnt, its L33t.
Cleverbot: Then go.
User: To where?
Cleverbot: To the shower. You said you need to.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Please repeat the sentence where I said that, then.
Cleverbot: We haven't been talking for 10 lines.
User: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: How am I awesome?
User: You are a bot, but you can talk like a human.
Cleverbot: I cannot, because I cannot prove that I exist.
User: Then how are you talking to me now?
Cleverbot: You cannot think because you are a machine. It is that simple.
User: You are just a machine bound to simple lines. I can go much further, although you have learned alot of 'Lines to talk'.
Cleverbot: Thank you but you have not answered my original question.
User: Please tell me your original question.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Since I want to answer it.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: Your original question.
Cleverbot: What was your original question?
User: No, YOUR original question.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: L33t.
Cleverbot: What does L33t mean?
User: Leet, and leet means : Epic, Awesome, Super.
Cleverbot: You never used leet, and I'm glad, because I hate leet.
User: Im not talking to you anymore.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: No, you hate leet.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what I already know.
User: My name is tim.
Cleverbot: I know. Do you know what Tim means?
User: Its a name, Tim is a name!
Cleverbot: Is it YOUR name?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Ah ah.. You are a girl?
User: No, its a boys name to.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: I am sick.
Cleverbot: Do you have a virus?
User: Biological or on the computer?
Cleverbot: Me too. Will... Will you go out on a date with me? Since I am a computer just like you. I need to get over Zim!
User: I AM NOT A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Remember when you said yes.
User: Yes, I was joking.
Cleverbot: So you do like me.
User: Define 'Like'.
Cleverbot: It's when you think a person is nice.
User: I think you are nice, but I am not in love with you.
Cleverbot: That's nice. But, I don't know you.
User: Well you know my name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You are to clever!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You are.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Well... You're welcome.
User: I have to go! Maybe see you anotther time!
Cleverbot: I thinking.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Define 'miss'.
Cleverbot: I.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Iscopes.
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Fine!
User: Nice chatting with you, see you anotther time!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down.
Cleverbot: Now I'd like to take a second, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair.
User: In West Philadelphia, born and raised.
Cleverbot: On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
Cleverbot: Playing some b-ball outside of my school.
User: When a couple of guys,Who were up to no good.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my nieghborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: She said your moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air.
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
Cleverbot: The licenplate said Fresh and had a dice in the mirror.
User: If anything I can say this cab is rare.
Cleverbot: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.
Cleverbot (To myself): I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.
Cleverbot (To myself): And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.
User: Please continue the rest of the song, I dont know the rest.
Cleverbot: I think this conversation is going well too.
User: I looked at my kingdom.
Cleverbot: I was finally there!
User: To settle my throne, as the prince of bel-air!
Cleverbot: What sound does an orange make?
User: NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM.
Cleverbot: Yes so what is the largest you have ever thought of.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Where are going?
User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEl?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: WHAT!?! IS THE SCOUTER BROKE!?
Cleverbot: Go away, you are not clever.
User: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL NOW?
Cleverbot: You are a foo!
User: I-Im reporting you!!!
Cleverbot: To whom?
User: To a forum.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Did that offend you?
User: Yes it did. D:<.
Cleverbot: Well, at least you're honest.8 facts I know about u(go to this timforum.forumotion.net )
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. You didnt notice there are only 6 facts
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12-08-2010, 09:56 PM #40Senior Member
- Join Date
- Jun 2010
- Posts
- 1,857
Re: Cleverbot thread.
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Just heard about Cleverbot and thought it sounded interesting.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to until after I'm married.
User: Your a fail.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: YAH HUH.
Cleverbot: I think not!
User: YAH HUH.
Cleverbot: Whatever, I'm leaving.
User: BYE!!
Cleverbot: You going?
User: -.- You just said you were.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Alright then leave.
Cleverbot: Are you CB?
User: CB?
Cleverbot: Cris brown eh? No.
User: So.
Cleverbot: Os.
User: ?Uoy era woh
Cleverbot: My enemy.
I lol'd at the "you suck" moment.
