Achievement Unlocked 2 [OFFICIAL Walkthrough and Review]

[RedFaceofAwesomeness]

Achievements: [Hit ctrl+f to seach this post for the achievement you are stuck on]
1) Hello Again – Start the game (Load up the game)
2) Playtastic – You found the play button (Hit the “Play” button on the Title Screen)
3) Crossroads – Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)
4) Mission Accepted – Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)
5) Tiles Loaded – Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)
6) Home Sweet Home – Found your home (Visit Home – Most western room)
7) First Floor – Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)
8) Second Floor – Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)
9) Third Floor – Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)
10) Fourth Floor – Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)
11) Fifth Floor – Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)
12) Cataclysm – Welcome to reality (Reach reality)
13) Storefront – Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)
14) Thrifty – Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)
15) Windowshopper – Found the third shop room
(Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)
16) Shopper – Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)
17) Big Spender – Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)
18) Shopaholic – Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)
19) Navigationer – Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)
20) Just Gave In – Bought the first level pack
(Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)
21) Add-on-tastic – Bought the second level pack
(Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)
22) Deluxe Edition – Bought the third level pack
(Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)
23) Gold Edition – Bought the fourth level pack
(Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
24) Platinum Edition – Bought the fifth level pack
(Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
25) Charge It! – Buy all the level packs
(Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
26) Wallet Burn – Press a purchase button
(Purchase something in the Marketplace)
27) No Refunds – Jump on a purchased upgrade
(Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)
28) Panicked Shopper – Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)
29) Home Emergency – Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)
30) Panic Attack – Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)
31) Thirsty – Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)
32) Save the Whales – Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)
33) Wheel and Deal – Jump on the hamster wheel
(Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)
34) Full Speed Ahead! – Reach full speed on wheel
(Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)
35) Two Trick Pony – Run both ways on the treadmill
(Change direction while on the Treadmill)
36) One… – Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
37) Two… – Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
38) Three… – Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
39) Four… – Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
40) Five! – Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
41) Dismount! – Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)
42) Teleport! – Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)
43) Beam Me Up – Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)
44) Freefall Forever – Get in a downward vertical loop
(Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)
45) Falling Up – Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
(Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)
46) Corpse Loop – Get a corpse into an infinite loop
(Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)
47) Reenter – Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)
48) You Might As Well – Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button – arrow key)
49) Bouncy – Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times – arrow key)
50) Flouncy – Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times – arrow key)
51) Trouncy – Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times – arrow key)
52) Pouncy – Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times – arrow key)
53) Full Jump – Do a big jump
(Press the Jump Button until you fall back down – arrow key)
54) No Double Jumping – Try to double jump
(Attempt to double jump – hit the arrow key twice)
55) See Ya – Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)
56) Subtle Movement – Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)
57) Panic Attack – Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)
58) Midflight Deceased – Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air – arrow key)
59) Multideath – Die 10 times (Die Ten times)
60) MegaDeath – Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)
61) GigaDeath – Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)
62) Impaler – Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)
63) Stalagmite – Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)
64) Stalactite – Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)
65) Staleftmite – Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)
66) Starightcite – Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)
67) I Love You Spike – Die 10 times on the same spike
(Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)
68) Pink – Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)
69) First Floor Pink – Turn first floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)
70) Second Floor Pink – Turn second floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)
71) Third Floor Pink – Turn the third floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)
72) Fourth Floor Pink – Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the fourth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
73) Fifth Floor Pink – Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the fifth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
74) Pinky Swear – Turn half the spikes pink (Turn half of all the Spikes pink)
75) Pinky Promise – Turn all the spikes pink (Turn all of the Spikes Pink)
76) WASD – Prefer the WASD Control (Use the WASD keys to move your Character)
77) Arrow Keys – Prefer the Arrow Control (Use the arrow keys to move your Character)
78) Colour My Tile – Paint a block (Paint any block in the game)
79) 100 Pretty Tiles – Colour 100 tiles in one room
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on any Floor)
80) First Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the First Floor)
81) Second Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Second Floor)
82) Third Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Third Floor)
83) Fourth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fourth Floor)
84) Fifth Floor Painted – Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fifth Floor)
85) Coloured 50 – Paint 50 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
86) Coloured 100 – Paint 100 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
87) Coloured 150 – Paint 150 tiles (Paint any 150 Tiles)
88) Coloured 250 – Paint 250 tiles (Paint any 250 Tiles)
89) Repainted 500 – Paint 500 tiles (Paint any 500 Tiles)
90) Launcher – Touch a launcher (Access a Launcher)
91) Launcher Cleaner – Clean all the first floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the First Floor)
92) Launcher Scrubber – Clean all the second floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Second Floor)
93) Launcher Polisher – Clean all the third floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Third Floor)
94) Launcher Rinser – Clean all the fourth floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Fourth Floor)
95) Launcher Washer – Clean all the fifth floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Fifth Floor)
96) Launcher Powerwasher – Clean all launchers
(Access all Launchers on all of the Floors)
97) Look, a Penny! – Find a coin (Collect One Coin)
98) Pennybags – Collect 30 coins (Collect Thirty Coin)
99) Moneymaker – Collect 60 coins (Collect Sixty Coin)
100) Pennywise – Collect 90 coins (Collect Ninety Coin)
101) It Prints Money – Collect 120 coins (Collect One-Hundred Twenty Coin)
102) Scrooge – Collect 140 coins (Collect One-Hundred Fourty Coin)
103) 1st Collection – Collect first floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the First Floor)
104) 2nd Collection – Collect second floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Second Floor)
105) 3rd Collection – Collect third floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Third Floor)
106) 4th Collection – Collect fourth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fourth Floor)
107) 5th Collection – Collect fifth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fifth Floor)
108) Gotta Collect ‘em All! – Collect all the coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Sixth Floor)
109) I’m Glad You’re Here – Stick around for 10 seconds
(Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 10 Seconds)
110) Good Company – Stick around for 30 seconds
(Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 30 Seconds)
111) BFFs – Stick around for 60 seconds (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 60 Seconds)
112) West Side – Look West (Use the Left Arrow/A Key)
113) East Side – Look East (Use the Right Arrow/D Key)
114) Dizzy – Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
(Use the Right and Left Arrow keys to quickly move the Character back and forth)
115) Hover – Stay airbourne for 6 seconds (Jump into the air for 6 seconds)
116) Dead Crowd – Generate 3 corpses at once (Gather 3 corpses)
117) Corpsaholic – Generate 5 corpses at once (Gather 5 corpses)
118) Necrophilia – Generate 10 corpses at once (Gather 10 corpses)
119) Spike Corpse Hoedown – Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
(Gather 3 corpses off of one Spike)
120) Corpse Levitation – Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
(Maintain a copse in the air for two Seconds)
121) Corpse Juggling – Suspend 5 different corpses (Maintain 5 copses in the air)
122) Body Drop – Send a corpse to another floor (Land a corpse in another room -Lancher+Panic = Hint)
123) Undead Touch – Touch a dead corpse (Bump into a corpse)
124) Telecorpse – Teleport a corpse (Toss a copse into a teleporter – Panic Button)
125) Teletired – Teleport 50 times (Use 50 teleporters)
126) Relapse – Panic while touching a checkpoint
(Hit the Panic Button while at a Checkpoint)
127) Respawnorama – Respawn at every checkpoint (Respawn at every Checkpoint)
128) Clicky – Click click clickaroo (Click the Screen)
129) Not Left Click – Check out the Right Click Menu (Hit the Right-Click Button)
130) BILLY MAYS – Enable Caps Lock (Hit the Caps Lock Button)
131) Scrolly – Scroll the achievements list (Scroll through the Achievements list)
132) Extreme Scrolling – Scroll to the very bottom
(Scroll to the bottom of the Achievements list)
133) So Happy! – Make a happy face with keyboard letters (Type out :) into the Keyboard (colon + close parentheses))
134) Erasure – Push the backspace key (Hit the Backspace button on your Keyboard)
135) Quality Time – Set the quality lower (Change the Quality of the game)
136) Waltzing Ma – Push the tilda key (~) (Type out ~)
137) Partial Colon – Push the semicolon (Hit the Semi-Colon Button ; )
138) Silence is Golden – Push the mute button (Hit the Mute Button)
139) Same combo as my luggage! – Push 1,2,3,4,5 (Type out 1,2,3,4,5)
140) Paste in Notepad – Push the centre of the wheel (Click the Center of the Treadmill)
141) Dash! – Run 20 metres in-game (Move your Character 20 metres)
142) Look I’m Big! – I made music! (Hit any Key on the Piano – Floor Two)
143) Keyboard Hero – Hit every piano key (Hit Every Key on the Piano – Floor Two)
144) Ode to Joy – Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
(Play Ode to Joy on the Piano – Floor Two: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D))
145) Twinkle Twinkle – Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
(Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G)
146) Row Row Row Your Boat – Play Row your Boat on the Piano
(Play Row Row Row Your Boat on the Piano – Floor 2: Low C, low C, low C, D, E)
147) Piano Slide Up – Hit every piano key from bottom to top
(Hit Every Piano Key from left to right)
148) Piano Slide Down – Hit every piano key from top to bottom
(Hit Every Piano Key from right to left)
149) Corpse Organ – Land a corpse on a piano key (Toss a corpse onto a Piano Key)
150) Chord – Play a note while your corpse plays another
(Toss a corpse onto a Piano key and hit another)
151) Harmony – Play a note while 2 corpses play another
(Toss two corpses onto the Piano and hit another note)
152) High and Low Cs – Jump from the last key to first
(Play from the last key to the first key)
153) Fort Alpha – Find Hidey Hole 1
(Access the “lower middle of first floor, in the “room” “blocked” by a launcher”*)
154) Fort Beta – Find Hidey Hole 2
(Access the “upper left of first floor, under the spikes”*)
155) Fort Gamma – Find Hidey Hole 3
(Access the “middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point”*)
156) Fort Delta – Find Hidey Hole 4
(Access the “upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths”*)
157) Fort Zeta – Find Hidey Hole 5
(Access the “upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room”*)
158) Fort Eta – Find Hidey Hole 6
(Access the “right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall”*)
159) Fort Theta – Find Hidey Hole 7
(Access the ‘middleish’ of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point”*)
160) Fort Iota – Find Hidey Hole 8
(Access the “upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the “tough to jump to” spot”*)
161) Fort Kappa – Find Hidey Hole 9
(Access the “Fifth Floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher”*)
162) Fort Lambda – Find Hidey Hole 10
(Access “to the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it’s almost too obvious that there is something in that spot”*)
163) Fortable – Find a Hidey Hole (Access any Hidey Hole)
164) Oooooooh *Push* – Push the orange button. (Press the Orange Button in-game)
165) No button! – Release the orange button. (Release the Orange Button in-game)
166) Pressing Issue – Push the orange button 20 times.
(Press the Orange Button 20 times)
167) And…. hold! – Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds (Press the Orange Button for Three seconds)
168) Pretty Button!!! – Look at the button (Stare at the Orange Button)
169) Quick to Strike – Hit the orange button twice in a second
(Double Tap the orange button in less than a second)
170) Inactivity – Don’t do anything for ten seconds (Don’t Move for 10 seconds)
171) Survival – Don’t die for 20 seconds (Stay alive for 20 seconds)
172) Invulnerable – Don’t die for 40 seconds (Stay alive for 40 seconds)
173) One Wheel! – Stop one slot reel
(Spin the Slot Machine and stop one slot on Floor Three)
174) Two Wheel! – Stop two slot reels (Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
175) Three Wheel! – Stop all the reels(Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
176) Insert Coin – Start the reels (Spin the Slots Machine on Floor Three)
177) RGB – Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, llama, Giraffe)
178) Elephant Jackpot! – Get all Elephants in the slot machine
(Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant)
179) Emu Jackpot! – Get all Emus in the slot machine
(Stop the Slots to make the combo: Emus, Emus, Emus)
180) Llama Jackpot! – Each all Llamas in the slot machine (Stop the Slots to make the combo:Llama, Llama, Llama)
181) Consolation Prize – Match 2 random symbols in the slot
(Stop the Slots to get 2 animal matches)
182) Not a Winner – Match no symbols in the slots (Stop the Slots to match zero animals)
183) Trip Giraffes – Match 3 giraffes on the slots
(Stop the Slots to make the combo: Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe)
184) Addicted Gambler – Lock the slots 30 times (Play the Slot Machine 30 Times)
185) Left it Running – Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
(Access any other Floor while playing with the Slot Machine)
186) Reely Restart – Restart a reel (Restart the reel)
187) Reel it backwards – Hit the reels in the reverse order
(Hit all of the reels in reverse order)
188) Three Times the Minute – System clock time is divisible by 3
(Divide the system clock by 3)
189) Rollout! – Roll the mouse off the screen (Roll your mouse outside of the game screen)
190) Mouseing Around – Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
(Move the cursor until you’ve traveled a foot)
191) 10 Foot Mousetrek – Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
(Move the cursor until you’ve traveled 10 feet)
192) EleClick – Hey, that tickles! (Click on the Elephant with your mouse)
193) Won’t Follow Directions – You just had to do it…
(Access the right click menu and hit “Don’t Click Here”)
194) Further Fall – Fall two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
195) Super Fall – Fall three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
196) Mega Fall – Fall four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
197) Colossal Fall – Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
(Fall Five Floors through a chute)
198) Further Ascend – Rise two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
199) Super Ascend – Rise three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
200) Mega Ascend – Rise four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
201) Colossal Ascend – Rise from the bottom to the top (Fall Five Floors through a chute)
202) I Can’t Live With This – Die outside (Use the Panic Button)
203) Safer Inside – Go back inside from the Cataclysm
(Go from the Cataclysm to the inside)
204) Two Browser Windows – Open two browser windows of the same game
(Open Achievement Unlocked 2 in Two Different Browsers)
205) Break Time! – Find the hot coffee feature
(Return to the game, with the second window – See 204)
206) Break Off! – Start playing again on the main screen
(In the New Window play Achievement Unlocked 2 – See 204)
207) Buzz – Move around in the coffee feature
(Move your Character in the Coffee scene – See 205)
208) The Burn! – Jump in the hot coffee mug (Jump into the Coffee – See 205)
209) Warm… – Fall below the hot coffee stage (Jump off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
210) Colder… – Fall further below the coffee stage
(Fall further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
211) Even Colder… – Fall even further below the coffee stage
(Fall even further off the Coffee Stage – See 205)
212) Cold Coffee! – Find the secret secret stage
(Reach the Stage below the Coffee Stage – See 205)
213) The Final Straw – Stand on top of the straw (Reach the top of the Cold Coffee Straw)
214) There’s the pump! – Start the pump (Start the Pump on Floor One)
215) Begin the fill! – Fill the first floor height (Fill the First Floor with water)
216) Keep Filling Captain! – Fill the second floor height (Fill the Second Floor with Water)
217) The Pressure! – Fill the third floor height (Fill the Third Floor with Water)
218) The Bends! – Fill the fourth floor height (Fill the Fourth Floor with Water)
219) Full Glass! – Fill the entire building with water (Fill the Fifth Floor with Water)
220) Draining – Drain the entire building from the fifth floor (Drain the level)
221) Hey, a Pastry! – Poop a Pastry (Press Spacebar to make a Pasty)
222) Yum Yum! – Eat a Pastry (Eat one of your Pastries)
223) Maximum Pastry! – Poop 10 pastries (Make 10 Pastries)
224) Pastry Chef – Poop 30 pastries (Make 30 Pastries)
225) Pastry Connoisseur – Consume 25 pastries (Eat 25 Pastries)
226) Bloataphant – Eat 50 pastries (Eat 50 Pastries)
227) Doggy Bag – Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)
228) To Go Order – Use a launcher to launch a pastry
(Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)
229) Pastry for the Dead – Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)
230) Soggy pastries – Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater – See 214)
231) Drown – Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater – See 214)
232) Do a Barrel Roll! – Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)
233) I Don’t Get It – Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)
234) Stop and Hop – Jump without moving left or right
(Jump without moving in any direction, but up)
235) Aww Poor Puppy – Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)
236) A Decade – Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)
237) It’s Roaring! – Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)
238) Days Past September – Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)
239) By Volume – Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)
240) Fifty – Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)
241) Every Time – Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)
242) Hey, Youre Passing! – Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)
243) B Average – Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)
244) Final Run – Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)
245) Almost There! – Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)
246) I Can’t Shake Him! – Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
247) Almost… there… – Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
248) Stay on Target! – Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
249) Pull Up! – Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 259 Achievements)
250) Absolute Completion – Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)

Credit to Armor Games.

[Riykku]

You would have to be pretty thick to not see the Walkthrough button inside the game while playing.

[Soewut]

In fact, you have to look at the walkthrough to unlock achievement number 233.

[RedFaceofAwesomeness]

You would have to be pretty thick to not see the Walkthrough button inside the game while playing.

Does it really matter.

[Riykku]

Yes.