My cousin did s**t

[Matheusultimatex]

Me and my cousin were slicing stuff with my bro's katana at my grandma's house when he tried to slice a bottle with it.
The katana was already all wet and stuff and, when he swang the sword he missed the bottle and hit my grandma's water pipe and killed some of her plants, all i saw was water going out from the pipe and the sword in my grandma's plants and i thought, what the hell just happened?
Then my bro came out and saw the **** he did and had to close the water supply for the city for a while to fix it.
When i saw the katana again, it was smashed in various spots and the handle had two huge cracks on it, luckily my bro said it had how to fix it or it would kill us because i've already broken his shuriken...
In the end he smashed us in the head and said us to tell he tripped in the pipe and broke it e.e
That's it.

Did you know my bro has:
A katana (doh) and a knight sword.
A shuriken with two broken points because of me.
A plastic dragon.

[Dan3nyy6]

So basically... He's a ninja.

[SalamiNipples]

So basically... He's a ninja.

Win.

[jCuber]

Your punctuation made this painful to read

[SalamiNipples]

Your punctuation made this painful to read

Periods are too mainstream, I see.

[Matheusultimatex]

I suck at punctuation but i rock at slicing cans with a sword

[Kody]

[Matheusultimatex]

At least i didn't break a tooth of my bro's plastic dragon or he would stab me with the katana.

[Glorie]

Ninjafied.
"Still in training."