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  1. #101

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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    >.> I got abducted by a Zaon...
    Anyways forget abotu it.
    onom
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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Amaterasu: This is the room we fought with the group.
    Paul: And there is some aliens remaining, maybe they're for security.
    Mira: They have to go down.
    Willy: That will not be a easy fight, there are 6 Shady Lurkers.
    Mira: We might die both ways, standing or fighting, the less probably death option is fighting i think... Or maybe just the most heroic.
    Jackal: Then... Let's Kill 'em all.
    Mira: With no weapons? I wouldn't think so.
    Paul: I hidden my knife in the secret jacket pocket, i'll use it.
    Mira: Okay, you go first then.
    Paul comes slashing the neck of 2 Shady guys, while the others try beating one of them by hand.
    I could put some awesome signature here but i'm not that creative right now so i'll stick to this.

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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Paul:Holy...
    -Aliants burst in the room-
    Jackal:More Aliants!
    Mira:Lets kill em all!
    Amaterasu:Look..So many..
    Math:We should wi-
    Paul:Nah, they are easy to kill.
    Paul said as he fired a shot at a aliant.
    onom
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  4. #104
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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Mr. Paul, you already know you have no guns right?
    And that i am on the surgery room.

    Amaterasu: Holy crap, there is two, three, four... Five Aliants, that will be hard with no weapons.
    Mira finds a Plasma Pistol along with one of the Lurkers' bodies.
    Mira: Get down!
    The group crouches as Mira rampages the Aliants with the pistol.
    Mira: Paul, stab that last incoming Aliant and hide behind him.
    Paul: Right.
    Paul stabs the knife in the Aliant, then Mira runs and kicks the knife deep into his heart.
    Willy: Braggers.
    Amaterasu: Nice... Team play i think.
    Willy: Let's go, we must find Matheus.
    Paul: That was the corridor they took Matheus to, let's search for a surgery room.
    *Meanwhile in the surgery room*
    Asklephyos #4: Garund erot akualh narkak (Let's execute the surgery now)
    Asklephyos #8: Az, ghrkyh solyuta maek (Right, pick your cutters guys)
    Matheus starts waking up before the surgery.
    Matheus: *Thinking* This is the vision i had from the future a few days ago. I have to get out of this place.
    Matheus sneakly picks one of the cutters while the Asklephyes are looking to the other side.
    Matheus: DIE BI***ES!
    He says as he stabs an alien on the neck.
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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    oh sorry dude

    Paul:Whats that ru-
    -A Czek with a Zaon crashes through a wall-
    Mira:EEEK!
    Paul:Wait thats a Czek!
    Math:A What?
    Paul:Just shoot it's le...
    Amaterasu:Or Stab it's legs right?
    Paul:Yea..
    Willyang whats with it's to-
    -Czeks grabs Willy with one of it's antennas-
    Czeks will grab you with their antenna and slice you up with it's tongue
    And are dangerous with Zaons
    Their legs are small and weak.
    onom
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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Jackal: This is suicide, we need a gun.
    *Massive alien bursts through wall*
    New alien: "Der Ritter"
    This alien is capable of stretching it's many arms to catch prey, extremely dangerous They wear a tuxedo and lack facial features.
    Willy: OH HOLY SH**! WTF IS THAT??!?!
    Matheus: RUNNNNN!!!

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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Paul: Mira, quick, give me your knife.
    Mira: Have it!
    Paul rushes and stabs the Ritter 4 times in the neck killing him, and slash 6 times the Czek's leg freeing Willy.
    Paul: Phew, i think i saw a plaser pistol with that Czek, i'll check it.
    Amaterasu: Okay, i'll check the Ritter.
    Willy: I hear footsteps... I don't like footsteps.
    Paul acquired Plaser Pistol.
    Amaterasu: I found a weird device, not sure what it makes.
    Mira: Let me check... Umm, there is a button here, anyone would bother pressing it?
    Paul: Not this time.
    Amaterasu: I already found it
    Willy: ... Meh, okay gimme' it.
    Willy presses the button
    Mira: WTF?
    Paul: How did they fit weapons in a boxy device with measures of 5 cm?
    Willy: Should be an advanced particle shrinker or something.
    Mira: We have no time for this, we must find Matheus.
    Paul: Let's get equipped first.
    Paul acquires Laser machinegun and C8 a (REALLY) powerful explosive, an inferior prototype was being created by the blowy explo techs company, that inferior prototype blew a 40 cm thick solid iron plate with only 10 grams, what could this do then?
    Mira acquires Fire-flak cluster gun, it shoots a small charge of explosives that launches smaller (fiery) explosives upon detonation (about 5 secs after launched)
    Amaterasu acquires Neutrons rifle, this thing might go through mostly anything.
    Willy: I have no idea of what this thing does... I'll pick it :3. (We'll find out soon)
    Paul: Let's keep the rest of the guns for Matheus.
    The group rushes sneakly searching for the surgery room.
    I could put some awesome signature here but i'm not that creative right now so i'll stick to this.

  8. #108

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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Paul:Now this is what I'm talking about!
    Mira:What the...
    Infestee:Ugghhh 9873 uggghh
    -A Infestee is a half dead surviourer
    He is not harmful but can't do nothing to aid you either-
    Paul:Great,a civillian!
    Willy:Can I shoot it?
    Math:Maybe
    Infestee:UGGHASDASD
    -Infestee gets impaled by a Czek-
    Czek:Zee a yuk onliko!(Translation:Aid me my breathen!)
    Paul:Oh SH-
    -Aliants pop up including a Der Ritter-
    onom
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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Mira: Now it's time to test our guns.
    She says as he fire-flaks an alien's head.
    Paul: This machinegun surely gets the job done.
    Amaterasu: Holy crap, my shot drilled through an alien, and another, and another and drilled through the ship's plating as well.
    Willy: Lemme' test out this thingy i picked.
    Willy presses the button contained in the device and all aliens flee for no apparent reason.
    Willy: Boring, this might be broken.
    Paul: WTF? Why are the aliens leaving?
    Willy: I don't know, i just pressed this button and they ran away.
    Mira: I think it might be a really low or high frequency that we cannot hear and...
    BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
    Aliens' blood and body parts flying everywhere coming from the direction the aliens ran to.
    Willy: *Awesome face* Lucky much?
    Mira: Meh... Whatever, the surgery room might not be really far and... S**t! 5 seconds until the surgery starts.
    Amaterasu: Let's go.
    The group finds the surgery room after a few minutes.
    Mira: Crap, it's too late, they are sewing Matheus' head... We failed... But we will avenge him.
    The group sees the door is locked and there is no way to get in.
    Amaterasu: Forget it, it's impossible to get inside this room.
    Paul: Oh, really, you think it is impossible?
    Paul picks some C8 from his pocket.
    Paul: We'll see.
    Mira: How much pounds will you put there?
    Paul: Pounds? Hah, you really don't know what is this.
    Mira: Then... How much?
    Paul: 6 grams.
    Mira, Willy & Amaterasu: *loling* Paul, we never knew you were a good joke teller.
    Paul: That is not a joke, now back off, or you will get your body toasted.
    Mira: Okay, okay, i don't want to burn my hair with the fire this thing might produce.
    Paul: Fire? Pfft. Fire is too mainstream. AMLP is the answer.
    Amaterasu: AMLP?
    Paul: Yup, Anti-Matter-Like Plasma, this annihilates anything it touches, and mixed with a high power Zaptilium based thermo-electric explosive, some grams of this can destroy meters of things.
    Mira: Wow.
    Paul: In five, four, three, two, one, and...
    *ZZZZPT... BOOM*
    Paul: Door? Where did you see one?
    Mira: AAAAAAAAH!
    She says charging into the room with her cannon.
    Paul: Hyper-active girl
    Matheus: What is this noise? Mira!
    Mira: How... Are you alright?
    Matheus: Yes, where are the others?
    Mira: Just cross the... Hole and find them.
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    Re: Alien Invasion XXI

    Jackal: This is hopeless
    *Jackal steals the laser machinegun from who ever has it and puts it to his mouth and fires, killing himself.*
    Paul: ....
    Mira: ....
    Willy: ....
    Amaterasu: .... He's dead....

    Yeah, um this was kinda getting boring for me, so I decided to just commit suicide.

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